Tom Clancy’s Feelings

According to The Onion, Tom Clancy’s recently released Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Black Ops is a hit with Tom, as his criteria for satisfaction seems to involve the correct spelling of his name and a cleared check. He’s also looking forward to Tom Clancy’s Renegade Sub Command. Another Onion scoop: Tom Clancy Really Happy With How Latest Video Game With His Name On It Came Out