I don’t think any of the Ninja in Screw Attack’s Top Ten Ninja(s) actually deserve to be on the list. Sure, they’re all good at doing whatever it is that they do, but come on, top ninja? You can see them! To be a top ninja you have to start your training early, slipping out of your mother’s womb in the dead of night to avoid being detected by the doctor’s special “look at the baby in your tummy” device. Amateurs.