Pumbling Differences

By Brian Ashcraft on October 18, 2007 at 11:40 PM

To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: A Reckoning

Excerpt from tonight’s conversation with my son:

Mini-Bash: (coloring in a coloring book) What happened to mommy’s penis?
Me: Huh?!
Mini-Bash: What happened to mommy’s penis?
Me: Mommy doesn’t have a penis. She’s a girl. Girls don’t have them.
Mini-Bash: Did it fall off?
Me: She never had one.
Mini-Bash: Did it fall off because she didn’t take good care of it?

Nope, not looking forward to the where-do-babies-come-from conversation in the least. NOT IN THE LEAST.

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