The following is a real conversation (seriously) that I just had with my recently purchased Rock Band bundle, which sits unopened in the corner of my living room.
“Mark?”
“…Yes?”
“Why aren’t you playing me, Mark”
“Sorry, I just have a lot of work to do, and the house is a mess and we have company coming.”
“I wish you would play me, Mark.”
“Seriously, it’s not personal.”
“…that’s fine.”
“We’ll play soon, I promise.”
“…I hope I’m not missing anything.”
“What?”
“You haven’t even opened my box yet. I could be missing something. Maybe the drum sticks…maybe even the game.”
“Is that a threat?”
“No, I’m just saying, maybe I’m missing something. It’s possible. It happens sometimes.”
And then Rock Band went quiet.
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