Wrap-o-matic: Over the Weekend

You may be wondering where the heck we were most of Friday and Saturday. Well, let’s just say the server melted. Exploded. Disintegrated.

We’re all up-to-date now and the hardware’s back in action, so it should be sweet, old Kotaku goodness from now on, unless I explode. Which shouldn’t happen anytime soon, or so my doctor “tells” me.

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