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Two Important Questions About Empire Strikes Back

11:40PM April 23, 2008 | Brian Ashcraft

To: Crecente
From: Bash
RE: Healthy Living

The first movie I saw in a theatre? The Empire Strikes Back. I was three or four. Today, I watched the movie with my kid. He had these two very important questions:

1. Why doesn’t Luke’s hand bleed?
2. Why does Luke have “sorta long” hair?

Hrm. I already provided the “because, you know, it’s a movie” response.

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  • warcroft

    April 24, 2008 at 8:58 AM

    1. Because it was cauterised when it was cut off with a light sabre.

    2. Because hair grows.

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