Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

Know this: EA aren’t breaking the mould with Red Alert 3. It looks for all the world like Red Alert 2, only this time with gorgeous water effects and – we’re told – controllable Japanese schoolgirl units. But if you’re the kind of person to be excited over the idea of a third Red Alert, and especially the rehash of the old intro theme song, that’s most likely exactly what you’re after, no?