Comments on: 50 Free Tickets To Mongol Movie: The Easiest Thing You Will Ever Win

By: Cam

Cam — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:54:18 +0000

David felt a shiver run down his spine mid hip-thrust, and fear slowly stilled his prancing feet as he heard, in the distance, the very sounds of death itself: tin whistles and fiddles; the soundtrack from Riverdance.

By: Gazza

Gazza — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:34:00 +0000

The Tangut warlord watched in shame from the mountain peak. “It is time to show them who is the true Lord of the Dance.”

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:50:04 +0000

David put on his ballroom uniform which was very pretty and blinded many Tanguts because it was so bright and shiny.

By: chickenplucka

chickenplucka — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:23:17 +0000

David whipped into action, busting out high kicks as he sang karaoke style the title song from Xanadu, taking out the Tanguts with each thrust

By: Ryo

Ryo — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:44:25 +0000

The beast stopped and doubled over in its tracks. David let out a blood curdling scream, “NO! He just got served!”

By: Hobbzilla

Hobbzilla — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:34:09 +0000

Before David and The Beast could complete their unified, Electric Boogaloo inspired Twist-o-flex; a mighty rumble shook the very ground they stood upon.

By: KMalone

KMalone — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:44:57 +0000

Tungut-two turned to Tangut-three, “Samba-dee better be ready to cha-cha-cha, the mongols aren’t moonwalking out of here.”

By: Felix

Felix — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:12:17 +0000

The two soft-shoed heroes jetted their way through the expertly-choreographed hordes, pirouetting around flurries of jazz-hands and dodging the deadly barrages of spirit-fingers.

By: Trent

Trent — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:30:45 +0000

“If you wish to come out of this battle alive.” roared the beast, “We must dance as one, in perfect harmony.” David reached out and reluctantly grabbed hold of the beasts hand.

By: Ben

Ben — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:41:23 +0000

David stepped forth, eager to begin his routine when the Beast grasped his arm, “David, there is something you must know” it said quietly.