When Spore Penis Monsters Attack

By Michael McWhertor on June 18, 2008 at 11:30 AM

The Spore Creature Creature was officially released earlier today—leaked early late last week—and already we’re drowning in penis monsters. Proud members of the Spore creature creating community have risen to the cock-filled occasion, crafting dozens of new lifeforms, all based around having huge schlongs. A quick search of YouTube submissions for “spore penis” returns about 150 videos, revealing discoveries like the Penisman, the Penizaur, the Peenisaurus, the Penis Goblin and the brilliantly named Penis Creature #1029438. We’re not sure this is what Will Wright had in mind.

By the way, this is not an invitation to send your boner-centric creation to tips. Just consider it a heads up.

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