Sunday, July 13, 2008
Super Chuck Norris Bros. — Wait, This is *Real*?
11:00AM Owen Good | This is is a story in two parts. The first is how insanely hilarious is that video above. Every time I think of Chuck Norris, I think of Joe Bob Briggs and his tour de force review of Delta Force 2, and that game above deserves its own Joe Bob-style rundown: No breasts. No blood. No mushrooms. One hundred and four dead bodies. Shotgun fu. Chainsaw fu. Flamethrower fu. Shotgunned Koopa. Smoldering Koopa. Flying Goomba. Flattened Goomba. Exploding Flag. Exploding Castle. Exploding coin box. Exploding bricks. Exploding start screen. Gratuitous defoliation. Gratuitous dialog boxes. Drive-In Academy Award nominations for visual effects for loss of entire raster lines due to overwhelming awesome violence. Four stars. Kotaku says check it out. More »Test Drive Spore Prototypes
10:00AM Owen Good | The Spore creators have started releasing prototypes, apparently modeled on certain parts of the title’s overall gameplay, and now you can download and explore the first: “ParticleMan”. “ParticleMan simulates gravitational attraction between particles in a cloud. This system was used to study such gravitational dynamics as orbits, nebula formation, star formation and particle streams from sources like pulsars and black holes”, says the official site. More »Super Mario Mural: And … Mario’s Already Missed a Coin
9:00AM Owen Good | Am I the only one looking at this with an OCD urge to rip back the controller and go hit the first coinbox? Come on, this is World 1-1. And it’s painted on a concrete wall, although Mr. Juandrful over at Kezins doesn’t say exactly where. I wanted it to be a self-esteem project painted by a group of at-risk Goombas, but no, it’s the handiwork of an artist who goes by BPAK. It’s a “Quikrete infused” mural that took three weeks to complete. Super Mario Outdoor Wall o’ Art [Kezins.com] More »IGN Goes Hands-On With ‘Flock’
8:00AM Owen Good | Because, I dunno, herding animals around is fun or something, there’s an game coming soon via Capcom, called “Flock”, first noticed this week when the developer unveiled its E3 lineup. More or less, you’re manning an alien spaceship that’s making off with flocks, gaggles, coveys, clowders, murders, cackles, prides etc. of animals. Your means of encouragement? Why, a death ray of course. PETA should love the shit out of this game. IGN describes it in very Lemmings-friendly terms. If that’s your cup of tea, it’ll be out via Xbox Live Arcade, Playstation Network, and for PC download, soon. IGN: Flock Preview[IGN] More »Rock Band 2 Gameplay Trailer
7:00AM Owen Good | Here’s the latest Rock Band 2 trailer and, whatever you think of the Foo Fighters (I happen to enjoy this particular cut) you probably agree that Harmonix is not fucking around. We’ve posted on rumours about their deep tracklist, free RB1 DLC and backwards compatibility, and also about the wireless instruments and improved standard drumkit, the insane $US 300 drumkit if you’re so inclined. In other words, they’ll definitely call Guitar Hero: World Tour’s raise. Is it a re-raise though? Discuss. Rock Band 2 Exclusive Gameplay Reveal [Gametrailers] More »
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