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Simple Ways To Kotaku Komment Better
Comment by: Pablos102030
Nominated by: kennyd1

Why can’t the spammers who say first at least be more creative? Like this:

OH JOYOUS DAY! I HAPPENED TO BE THE FIRST COMMENTATOR TO STUMBLE ACROSS THIS WEB-TYPE PAGE. I SHALL NOW EXCLAIM VICTORY OVER THE INFERIOR. HUZZAH!

HMMM… WHAT’S THIS? A BANHAMMER OF EPIC POWER? WIELDED BY A LOWLY BARD? HA, FOOLS!”