It would probably have to be some kind of lightning bolt gun that can also shoots shurikens.
Lancer + Flame Thrower + Marshmallow Blow Gun = because nothing’s funnier than horde who are trying to be scary, but are covered in marshmallow.
Easy! Lightsaber and the Plasma Rifle from Doom 2 both lightweight and would (probably) use the same form of energy.
ENTRY: I’d combine a shotgun with hockey pucks.
Imagine thousands of hockey pucks flying out in a shot pattern… ouch!
Gatling gun flamethrower
Can’t go past the trusty COG Launcher! Collect the cogs from your dead friends and fire them at enemies for VENGEANCE!
I’d combine a grappling hook with a combat shotgun, using the hook to bring enemies in close then using the shotgun to finish them off.
The badger in a harness from Postal 3 with the stake gun from Pain Killer. Nail your enemy to wall, then maul them!
It’s hard to top a chainsaw bayonet, how bought a lightsaber on the front of a homing rocket. It slices, dices and blows up.
“In 25 words or less: What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer? “
I’d combine the BFG gun from DOOM with the portal gun from Portal, would make for interesting violence.
I’d combine a high powered rifle with a hungry crocodile. Perfect combination of long range and short range fire (teeth) power.
If you don’t believe a crocodile is a weapon you haven’t seen the cinematic genius that is Lake Placid.
A bazooka… that fires SHARKS!!!
I don’t think I need the rest of my 25 word limit.
A torque bow powered mini gun would top the lancer. Horde mode would become almost too easy as you spray wave after wave with arrows.
I’d combine a thermonuclear ballistic missile and whippersnapper, that way the missile won’t get, like, tangled in crabgrass and pussywillows while delivering its deadly payload.
An agent orange dispenser and nicotine coated bullets so they’ll have to come back for more.
Mini spoon egg catapult and a confetti throwing party popper. Down a Locust, splatter with egg then dazzle him with confetti, to brighten his day!
a catapult that fires “frikkin sharks with frikkin laser beams on their heads”
Chuck Norris’s Leg with Chun Li’s Kick Spam.
Load up the Turducken! (google it) The chicken can fire laid eggs, the duck can peck, the turkey can blast through bushes.
I’d resurrect Steve Erwin but with chainsaw hands. He’d jump right into those locusts leaving them unsure what to fear more: Chainsaws or Steve Erwin?
Regular shotgun with an attack-dog attached and when the dogs bark, they shoot bees out of their mouths
Goldeneyes RCP-90 (so much fun!) for nostalgia, coupled with Unreal Tournaments Rippers.
A bright orange machine gun that fires razor blades!
shark and a sledgehammer, combined, in some kind of awesome manner.
Some sort of oversized blow dart type tube launching the banana bomb from Worms. It’s erratic nature would make for interesting rushes.
“In 25 words or less: What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer?”
Cans of Cherry Coke and an appropriately modified Shotgun. The Locust loathes Cherry Coke as much as I. It’ll send them packing. Boom, mankind wins.
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Thomas
November 7, 2008 at 9:08 AM
It would probably have to be some kind of lightning bolt gun that can also shoots shurikens.
Report PermalinkBenny
November 7, 2008 at 9:27 AM
Lancer + Flame Thrower + Marshmallow Blow Gun = because nothing’s funnier than horde who are trying to be scary, but are covered in marshmallow.
Report PermalinkDeanocity
November 7, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Easy! Lightsaber and the Plasma Rifle from Doom 2 both lightweight and would (probably) use the same form of energy.
Report PermalinkFunky J
November 7, 2008 at 10:23 AM
ENTRY:
I’d combine a shotgun with hockey pucks.
Imagine thousands of hockey pucks flying out in a shot pattern… ouch!
Report Permalinkmattyb83
November 7, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Gatling gun flamethrower
Report PermalinkPaNthR
November 7, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Can’t go past the trusty COG Launcher! Collect the cogs from your dead friends and fire them at enemies for VENGEANCE!
Report PermalinkJames C
November 7, 2008 at 10:35 AM
I’d combine a grappling hook with a combat shotgun, using the hook to bring enemies in close then using the shotgun to finish them off.
Report PermalinkParabol
November 7, 2008 at 10:57 AM
The badger in a harness from Postal 3 with the stake gun from Pain Killer. Nail your enemy to wall, then maul them!
Report PermalinkRob_Jedi
November 7, 2008 at 11:00 AM
It’s hard to top a chainsaw bayonet, how bought a lightsaber on the front of a homing rocket. It slices, dices and blows up.
Report PermalinkTony_1
November 7, 2008 at 11:06 AM
“In 25 words or less: What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer? “
I’d combine the BFG gun from DOOM with the portal gun from Portal, would make for interesting violence.
Report PermalinkAndrew Braithwaite
November 7, 2008 at 11:06 AM
I’d combine a high powered rifle with a hungry crocodile. Perfect combination of long range and short range fire (teeth) power.
If you don’t believe a crocodile is a weapon you haven’t seen the cinematic genius that is Lake Placid.
Report PermalinkDexX
November 7, 2008 at 11:13 AM
A bazooka… that fires SHARKS!!!
I don’t think I need the rest of my 25 word limit.
Report PermalinkEdward
November 7, 2008 at 11:23 AM
A torque bow powered mini gun would top the lancer. Horde mode would become almost too easy as you spray wave after wave with arrows.
Report PermalinkAJ
November 7, 2008 at 11:34 AM
I’d combine a thermonuclear ballistic missile and whippersnapper, that way the missile won’t get, like, tangled in crabgrass and pussywillows while delivering its deadly payload.
Report PermalinkZane
November 7, 2008 at 11:35 AM
An agent orange dispenser and nicotine coated bullets so they’ll have to come back for more.
Report PermalinkMatt
November 7, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Mini spoon egg catapult and a confetti throwing party popper. Down a Locust, splatter with egg then dazzle him with confetti, to brighten his day!
Report PermalinkMorkai
November 7, 2008 at 12:01 PM
a catapult that fires “frikkin sharks with frikkin laser beams on their heads”
Report PermalinkSTANKY J
November 7, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Chuck Norris’s Leg with Chun Li’s Kick Spam.
Report PermalinkAndrew
November 7, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Load up the Turducken! (google it)
Report PermalinkThe chicken can fire laid eggs, the duck can peck, the turkey can blast through bushes.
Duncan
November 7, 2008 at 12:29 PM
I’d resurrect Steve Erwin but with chainsaw hands. He’d jump right into those locusts leaving them unsure what to fear more: Chainsaws or Steve Erwin?
Report Permalinksingo the dingo
November 7, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Regular shotgun with an attack-dog attached and when the dogs bark, they shoot bees out of their mouths
Report PermalinkClinton
November 7, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Goldeneyes RCP-90 (so much fun!) for nostalgia, coupled with Unreal Tournaments Rippers.
A bright orange machine gun that fires razor blades!
Report PermalinkPeter
November 7, 2008 at 12:40 PM
shark and a sledgehammer, combined, in some kind of awesome manner.
Report PermalinkTony
November 7, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Some sort of oversized blow dart type tube launching the banana bomb from Worms.
Report PermalinkIt’s erratic nature would make for interesting rushes.
Jason
November 7, 2008 at 1:06 PM
“In 25 words or less: What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer?”
Cans of Cherry Coke and an appropriately modified Shotgun. The Locust loathes Cherry Coke as much as I. It’ll send them packing. Boom, mankind wins.
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