Homing Missile/Projectile Launcher. The projectile can rebound off 1 or 2 surfaces before an electro magnet attaches it to a hiding enemy’s armour/weapon, then launch the homing missile targeting the projectile.. no more camping enemies.
The Cole-gun: Essentially a catapult but instead of rocks or cats it fires the rappin, smack-talkin Cole train. Upgrades include giving him a megaphone.
Cadman
November 7, 2008 at 1:13 PM
Boomerang-flamethrower “Boomer” – as it flies it can either drop napalm as it goes or utilise it’s flames and become spinning, flamey death.
Report PermalinkBrian Ward
November 7, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Grenade launcher that shoots Glitter Glue; the locusts won’t risk being seen after they’re shining like they’ve just been in the Mardi Gras.
Report PermalinkTom Lim
November 7, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Rottweiler launcher (barking through the air) with a pneumatic drill. Why cub stomp when you can bash a guys head repeatedly.
Report PermalinkNamarrgon
November 7, 2008 at 1:53 PM
Duct-tape a Hammer of Dawn orbital cannon to a Portal Gun & fire it anywhere – perfect for a fried Locust snack, even when you’re underground!
Report Permalinkmattyb83
November 7, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Do they have to be real weapons or imaginary ones?
The orgasmorator combined with a microwave gun from Duke3D, give them and orgasm and watch them explode.
Report PermalinkTravis Young
November 7, 2008 at 2:08 PM
I would combine He-Man’s Sword of Power with Tom Selleck’s
Report Permalinkmustache to forge the manliest weapon of all time.
Travis
November 7, 2008 at 2:11 PM
I would combine a human thigh bone wrapped wrapped in barb wire for pure savagery.
Report Permalinkphilomglol
November 7, 2008 at 2:19 PM
The two single greatest guns of all time, the ZF-1 from Fifth Element and the Microwave/Flame-thrower gun from Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Report PermalinkTravis
November 7, 2008 at 2:22 PM
I would combine the Supersoaker CPS 3000 with the ammunition of post operation liposuction fat. Things can and will get messy!
Report PermalinkFranga
November 7, 2008 at 2:47 PM
Shock Rifle from Unreal Tournament GOTY and Heavy’s Sasha. That much spam will get rid of any nearby locust for sure. Melee? Bash with it.
Report PermalinkCheezel
November 7, 2008 at 2:52 PM
Rocket Launcher that shoots Sarah Palins. ’nuff said.
Report PermalinkdoubleDizz
November 7, 2008 at 3:00 PM
I would combine a Police Taser with Homer Simpson’s Makeup Gun, thus leaving a trail of electrified, cross-dressing horde in my wake.
=)
Report PermalinkJuan
November 7, 2008 at 3:41 PM
Easy mix the boomshot and the longshot so everytime you hit a locust in his noggin you can appropriately shout out ‘BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!’
Report PermalinkBrent
November 7, 2008 at 3:53 PM
Lightsabre with a built in Little Cricket from Men in Black. Now thats a more civilized weapon.
Report PermalinkStuart
November 7, 2008 at 4:20 PM
A flamethrower/incendiary device that uses Imulsion as fuel, with a melee attachment of a large blade… think of the gore!
Report PermalinkTravis
November 7, 2008 at 4:23 PM
I would combine Wanderlei Silva and BJ Penn to create the ultimate human weapon!
Report PermalinkMark Bacci
November 7, 2008 at 4:36 PM
Homing Missile/Projectile Launcher. The projectile can rebound off 1 or 2 surfaces before an electro magnet attaches it to a hiding enemy’s armour/weapon, then launch the homing missile targeting the projectile.. no more camping enemies.
Report PermalinkTravis
November 7, 2008 at 4:45 PM
I would combine a minigun with the cerebral bore of Turok to produce a mass firing cerebral bore machine. I hope your wearing a helmet!
Report PermalinkTravis
November 7, 2008 at 6:13 PM
I would combine a longstaff with a hydraulic powered hole puncher attached to the end to give those melee strikes some extra “oomph”
:)
Report PermalinkAndrew Cathie
November 7, 2008 at 7:37 PM
The BFG from Doom and the Cow Launcher from Southpark 64 to create a BIG FUCKING COW LAUNCHER or BFCL for short.
Report PermalinkKermi
November 7, 2008 at 7:49 PM
Part 1: a high pressure water gun filled with sugar water.
Report PermalinkPart 2: a bee-grenade launcher.
the o.Welles
November 7, 2008 at 8:04 PM
If MacGyver is anyone to go by, a paper clip and a rubber band is more than enough to top the Lancer.
Report PermalinkLordLeckie
November 7, 2008 at 9:24 PM
Easy, the Fatboy of Fallout 3 and the Ant-Lion attractor from Half Life 2, make your enemies explode tons of Antlions!
Report Permalink2jest
November 7, 2008 at 9:37 PM
A picture of Amy Winehouse. Instinct to plant their locust seed in one of their own. They’ll be throwing themselves on your Lancer in ecstasy.
Reference – http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/amy_winehouse_nominated_for_si.php
Report PermalinkLightinfantry
November 7, 2008 at 10:33 PM
The Cole-gun: Essentially a catapult but instead of rocks or cats it fires the rappin, smack-talkin Cole train. Upgrades include giving him a megaphone.
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