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Competition: Gears 2 Packs For Most Creative Gearheads

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9:00AM November 7, 2008 | Kym Weathersten

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  • Cadman

    November 7, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    Boomerang-flamethrower “Boomer” – as it flies it can either drop napalm as it goes or utilise it’s flames and become spinning, flamey death.

  • Brian Ward

    November 7, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    Grenade launcher that shoots Glitter Glue; the locusts won’t risk being seen after they’re shining like they’ve just been in the Mardi Gras.

  • Tom Lim

    November 7, 2008 at 1:30 PM

    Rottweiler launcher (barking through the air) with a pneumatic drill. Why cub stomp when you can bash a guys head repeatedly.

  • Namarrgon

    November 7, 2008 at 1:53 PM

    Duct-tape a Hammer of Dawn orbital cannon to a Portal Gun & fire it anywhere – perfect for a fried Locust snack, even when you’re underground!

  • mattyb83

    November 7, 2008 at 1:59 PM

    Do they have to be real weapons or imaginary ones?

    The orgasmorator combined with a microwave gun from Duke3D, give them and orgasm and watch them explode.

  • Travis Young

    November 7, 2008 at 2:08 PM

    I would combine He-Man’s Sword of Power with Tom Selleck’s
    mustache to forge the manliest weapon of all time.

  • Travis

    November 7, 2008 at 2:11 PM

    I would combine a human thigh bone wrapped wrapped in barb wire for pure savagery.

  • philomglol

    November 7, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    The two single greatest guns of all time, the ZF-1 from Fifth Element and the Microwave/Flame-thrower gun from Beverly Hills Cop 3.

  • Travis

    November 7, 2008 at 2:22 PM

    I would combine the Supersoaker CPS 3000 with the ammunition of post operation liposuction fat. Things can and will get messy!

  • Franga

    November 7, 2008 at 2:47 PM

    Shock Rifle from Unreal Tournament GOTY and Heavy’s Sasha. That much spam will get rid of any nearby locust for sure. Melee? Bash with it.

  • Cheezel

    November 7, 2008 at 2:52 PM

    Rocket Launcher that shoots Sarah Palins. ’nuff said.

  • doubleDizz

    November 7, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    I would combine a Police Taser with Homer Simpson’s Makeup Gun, thus leaving a trail of electrified, cross-dressing horde in my wake.

    =)

  • Juan

    November 7, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    Easy mix the boomshot and the longshot so everytime you hit a locust in his noggin you can appropriately shout out ‘BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!’

  • Brent

    November 7, 2008 at 3:53 PM

    Lightsabre with a built in Little Cricket from Men in Black. Now thats a more civilized weapon.

  • Stuart

    November 7, 2008 at 4:20 PM

    A flamethrower/incendiary device that uses Imulsion as fuel, with a melee attachment of a large blade… think of the gore!

  • Travis

    November 7, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    I would combine Wanderlei Silva and BJ Penn to create the ultimate human weapon!

  • Mark Bacci

    November 7, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    Homing Missile/Projectile Launcher. The projectile can rebound off 1 or 2 surfaces before an electro magnet attaches it to a hiding enemy’s armour/weapon, then launch the homing missile targeting the projectile.. no more camping enemies.

  • Travis

    November 7, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    I would combine a minigun with the cerebral bore of Turok to produce a mass firing cerebral bore machine. I hope your wearing a helmet!

  • Travis

    November 7, 2008 at 6:13 PM

    I would combine a longstaff with a hydraulic powered hole puncher attached to the end to give those melee strikes some extra “oomph”

    :)

  • Andrew Cathie

    November 7, 2008 at 7:37 PM

    The BFG from Doom and the Cow Launcher from Southpark 64 to create a BIG FUCKING COW LAUNCHER or BFCL for short.

  • Kermi

    November 7, 2008 at 7:49 PM

    Part 1: a high pressure water gun filled with sugar water.
    Part 2: a bee-grenade launcher.

  • the o.Welles

    November 7, 2008 at 8:04 PM

    If MacGyver is anyone to go by, a paper clip and a rubber band is more than enough to top the Lancer.

  • LordLeckie

    November 7, 2008 at 9:24 PM

    Easy, the Fatboy of Fallout 3 and the Ant-Lion attractor from Half Life 2, make your enemies explode tons of Antlions!

  • 2jest

    November 7, 2008 at 9:37 PM

    A picture of Amy Winehouse. Instinct to plant their locust seed in one of their own. They’ll be throwing themselves on your Lancer in ecstasy.

    Reference – http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/amy_winehouse_nominated_for_si.php

  • Lightinfantry

    November 7, 2008 at 10:33 PM

    The Cole-gun: Essentially a catapult but instead of rocks or cats it fires the rappin, smack-talkin Cole train. Upgrades include giving him a megaphone.

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