By combining the Devastator which is high powered assault machine gun firing gas Propelled bullets with a mortine launcher as that stuff kills anything.
Keep the lancer – just improve the variety… Use the mortar, but have it loaded with ice cream that coats the locust horde stopping them in their tracks so you can carve them into edible snow men with your lancer… Then bite their heads off… and eat them… then poop their heads out all over… ummm… OK, that might be enough.
Whippersnipper + water pistol. Sure, the lancer can trim your trees, but you need the whippersplasher for your lawn and garden. Nothing beats a lush yard.
If MGS has taught us anything, it’s that all species, including Locusts, have a weak spot for dirty mags! Lancer + reloadable mazagines (pun definitely intended).
rabidpuppy
November 7, 2008 at 11:45 PM
2 lancers.
Report Permalinkpaulus
November 7, 2008 at 11:54 PM
“What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer?”
A trebuchet and 200 mouse traps. Chainsaws may cut and bullets penetrate, but a clattering storm of mouse traps would be both painful AND humiliating.
Report PermalinkLance
November 8, 2008 at 12:20 AM
Kyle Sandilands and a Megaphone. No man would survive, as their ears would melt and their brains explode.
Report PermalinkSethkore
November 8, 2008 at 12:23 AM
guns that shoots hugs and one shoots kisses. i dont think the cog have tried being friends with the locust. Locust need loving Too!
Report PermalinkMel
November 8, 2008 at 12:28 AM
Top the Lancer? Is that possible? But there’s nothing more badass than the Lance, you’re telling porkies!
Report PermalinkCloneTrooper
November 8, 2008 at 1:29 AM
The Rock-It Launcher and Plasma Rifle. Everyone likes piles of Green Goo, and when you run out of ammo…you just pick up whatever is laying around!
Report PermalinkJames C
November 8, 2008 at 8:54 AM
My weapon to top the lancer would be a whipper-snipper combined with a jellyfish. I call it the man-o-whip; it’s a stingy cyclone!
Report PermalinkAnthony
November 8, 2008 at 2:50 PM
By combining the Devastator which is high powered assault machine gun firing gas Propelled bullets with a mortine launcher as that stuff kills anything.
Report PermalinkPoo
November 8, 2008 at 4:38 PM
Keep the lancer – just improve the variety… Use the mortar, but have it loaded with ice cream that coats the locust horde stopping them in their tracks so you can carve them into edible snow men with your lancer… Then bite their heads off… and eat them… then poop their heads out all over… ummm… OK, that might be enough.
Report PermalinkForsak3n
November 8, 2008 at 10:47 PM
A Gatling gun combined with babies, It shall be called Batling Gun
Report PermalinkTim
November 9, 2008 at 12:37 AM
Come on guys. It would have to be the Railgun from Quake II combined with the Green goblin’s “razor-bat blades” from Spiderman/2. Now that’s scary…
Report PermalinkBrutal Ed
November 9, 2008 at 1:16 AM
I’d combine barack obama and the game’s script. he’d go and change everything, thereby eliminating the locust horde AND the economic crisis
Report Permalinkcon
November 9, 2008 at 2:29 AM
Entry:
Combine a high pressure urine cutter with an under barrel dog poo on stick attachment for close combat.
War is messy.
Report PermalinkMinhaj Hossain
November 9, 2008 at 2:47 AM
I’d combine the top Lancer with a handy quiet chainsaw that enables a target system, which is able to chop a specific part of body.
Report PermalinkEd
November 9, 2008 at 2:08 PM
The cerebral bore from Turok… and Leisure Suit Larry’s meaty bits.
Now Marcus can really drill the ladies…
Report PermalinkForsak3n
November 9, 2008 at 2:25 PM
Attach an oven to the Lancer, so when the enemy is craved up, the heart can be pulled out and cooked to a crisp, to be eaten.
Report Permalinkjohn robertson
November 10, 2008 at 9:47 AM
i’d attach a laser net, you target and shoot a net from a launcher which pins and dices enemies.
Report Permalinkstu
November 10, 2008 at 1:22 PM
The Dogs! or the Bees! or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You!
Report PermalinkMCWrang
November 10, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Rick Astley in an asphalt roller. Locusts would get the ultimate Rick-Roll.
Report PermalinkDarren Taing
November 10, 2008 at 1:42 PM
I’d have a chocolate sauce dispenser and an Oompa Loompa launcher…THAT’S RIGHT those Oompa’s will tear at your eyes for chocolate sauce :P
Report PermalinkDousatsu
November 10, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Whippersnipper + water pistol. Sure, the lancer can trim your trees, but you need the whippersplasher for your lawn and garden. Nothing beats a lush yard.
Report PermalinkPlabert
November 10, 2008 at 1:46 PM
If MGS has taught us anything, it’s that all species, including Locusts, have a weak spot for dirty mags! Lancer + reloadable mazagines (pun definitely intended).
Report PermalinkQness
November 10, 2008 at 2:13 PM
A Cricket Bat that dispenses Beer. If your gonna fight, it might as well be fun
Report PermalinkBig_Kev
November 10, 2008 at 2:36 PM
Dude Huge Pheromone launcher and guitar. Fires vials of Bleszinski’s sweat, attracts fanboys screaming with ideas for Gears sequel. Shredding assists blowing minds.
Report PermalinkMarcus
November 10, 2008 at 3:03 PM
A mobile mincer that sucks your opponent in, minces them up on-the-fly and then spits the pieces out at everyone else. Nasty.
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