By combining the Devastator which is high powered assault machine gun firing gas Propelled bullets with a mortine launcher as that stuff kills anything.
Keep the lancer – just improve the variety… Use the mortar, but have it loaded with ice cream that coats the locust horde stopping them in their tracks so you can carve them into edible snow men with your lancer… Then bite their heads off… and eat them… then poop their heads out all over… ummm… OK, that might be enough.
Whippersnipper + water pistol. Sure, the lancer can trim your trees, but you need the whippersplasher for your lawn and garden. Nothing beats a lush yard.
If MGS has taught us anything, it’s that all species, including Locusts, have a weak spot for dirty mags! Lancer + reloadable mazagines (pun definitely intended).
rabidpuppy
Friday, November 7, 2008 at 11:45 PM2 lancers.
paulus
Friday, November 7, 2008 at 11:54 PM“What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer?”
A trebuchet and 200 mouse traps. Chainsaws may cut and bullets penetrate, but a clattering storm of mouse traps would be both painful AND humiliating.
Lance
Saturday, November 8, 2008 at 12:20 AMKyle Sandilands and a Megaphone. No man would survive, as their ears would melt and their brains explode.
Sethkore
Saturday, November 8, 2008 at 12:23 AMguns that shoots hugs and one shoots kisses. i dont think the cog have tried being friends with the locust. Locust need loving Too!
Mel
Saturday, November 8, 2008 at 12:28 AMTop the Lancer? Is that possible? But there’s nothing more badass than the Lance, you’re telling porkies!
CloneTrooper
Saturday, November 8, 2008 at 1:29 AMThe Rock-It Launcher and Plasma Rifle. Everyone likes piles of Green Goo, and when you run out of ammo…you just pick up whatever is laying around!
James C
Saturday, November 8, 2008 at 8:54 AMMy weapon to top the lancer would be a whipper-snipper combined with a jellyfish. I call it the man-o-whip; it’s a stingy cyclone!
Anthony
Saturday, November 8, 2008 at 2:50 PMBy combining the Devastator which is high powered assault machine gun firing gas Propelled bullets with a mortine launcher as that stuff kills anything.
Poo
Saturday, November 8, 2008 at 4:38 PMKeep the lancer – just improve the variety… Use the mortar, but have it loaded with ice cream that coats the locust horde stopping them in their tracks so you can carve them into edible snow men with your lancer… Then bite their heads off… and eat them… then poop their heads out all over… ummm… OK, that might be enough.
Forsak3n
Saturday, November 8, 2008 at 10:47 PMA Gatling gun combined with babies, It shall be called Batling Gun
Tim
Sunday, November 9, 2008 at 12:37 AMCome on guys. It would have to be the Railgun from Quake II combined with the Green goblin’s “razor-bat blades” from Spiderman/2. Now that’s scary…
Brutal Ed
Sunday, November 9, 2008 at 1:16 AMI’d combine barack obama and the game’s script. he’d go and change everything, thereby eliminating the locust horde AND the economic crisis
con
Sunday, November 9, 2008 at 2:29 AMEntry:
Combine a high pressure urine cutter with an under barrel dog poo on stick attachment for close combat.
War is messy.
Minhaj Hossain
Sunday, November 9, 2008 at 2:47 AMI’d combine the top Lancer with a handy quiet chainsaw that enables a target system, which is able to chop a specific part of body.
Ed
Sunday, November 9, 2008 at 2:08 PMThe cerebral bore from Turok… and Leisure Suit Larry’s meaty bits.
Now Marcus can really drill the ladies…
Forsak3n
Sunday, November 9, 2008 at 2:25 PMAttach an oven to the Lancer, so when the enemy is craved up, the heart can be pulled out and cooked to a crisp, to be eaten.
john robertson
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 9:47 AMi’d attach a laser net, you target and shoot a net from a launcher which pins and dices enemies.
stu
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 1:22 PMThe Dogs! or the Bees! or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You!
MCWrang
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 1:27 PMRick Astley in an asphalt roller. Locusts would get the ultimate Rick-Roll.
Darren Taing
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 1:42 PMI’d have a chocolate sauce dispenser and an Oompa Loompa launcher…THAT’S RIGHT those Oompa’s will tear at your eyes for chocolate sauce :P
Dousatsu
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 1:45 PMWhippersnipper + water pistol. Sure, the lancer can trim your trees, but you need the whippersplasher for your lawn and garden. Nothing beats a lush yard.
Plabert
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 1:46 PMIf MGS has taught us anything, it’s that all species, including Locusts, have a weak spot for dirty mags! Lancer + reloadable mazagines (pun definitely intended).
Qness
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 2:13 PMA Cricket Bat that dispenses Beer. If your gonna fight, it might as well be fun
Big_Kev
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 2:36 PMDude Huge Pheromone launcher and guitar. Fires vials of Bleszinski’s sweat, attracts fanboys screaming with ideas for Gears sequel. Shredding assists blowing minds.
Marcus
Monday, November 10, 2008 at 3:03 PMA mobile mincer that sucks your opponent in, minces them up on-the-fly and then spits the pieces out at everyone else. Nasty.