Well any perfectly sane person would assume that the 15 inch black rubber dildo from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, mixed along with the Rock-it-Launcher from Fallout 3 would create the ultimate weapon of doom! Or pleasure, depending what way you swing I guess.
Shotgun-Battleaxe! With such a precise combination, the shotgun’s normally slow-reloads are quenched instantly by the crunch of your axe into the clavicle of a foe.
I would create a gun I call the Immasculinator, this gun steals the masculinity of the subject, reverting him to a feeble shadow of his former self. Attatched the the gun is a glitter gun. To crush any hope of his masculinity returning.
Grenades tied to a REALLY long stick! Experience the joys of literally poking your enemies to death! … Also available for children’s parties. !!!ORDER NOW!!!
Brutal Ed
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 5:07 PMalright you keep the lancer but instead of a chainsaw I’d use a razor sharp sheet of A4 paper as a bayonet
Spik3balloon
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 5:29 PMA cardboard box, and a senile old man with an eyepatch.
Oh, wait.
InitialZ
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 5:50 PMMy pants and the Hubble Telescope. Fashionable with uber scope action.
Cameron
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 5:57 PMWell any perfectly sane person would assume that the 15 inch black rubber dildo from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, mixed along with the Rock-it-Launcher from Fallout 3 would create the ultimate weapon of doom! Or pleasure, depending what way you swing I guess.
Josh
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 6:59 PMA crossbow and the Cadbury Gorilla. Pure concentrated awesome in weapon form.
Nicholas Anagnostou
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 9:10 PMA shotgun with a lance beneath the barrel the shoots forwards like porcupines spikes. It would have enough force to break armour.
Sirxer
Wednesday, November 12, 2008 at 10:17 PMA gun that fires Ninjas armed with lightsabres, none of that weak jedi morals crap or the Sith S/M bs. Ninjas are much more realistic
Thuddles
Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 12:46 AMShotgun-Battleaxe! With such a precise combination, the shotgun’s normally slow-reloads are quenched instantly by the crunch of your axe into the clavicle of a foe.
Kashkin
Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 12:54 AMRemote mine + Companion Cube. Who could resist such a perfect hexahedron? That beautiful block of lov- BOOM!!
CloneTrooper
Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 2:03 AMThe Duct-Taped Creation of Ripley: FlameThrower/Pulse Rifle. Made her even more Badass than she already was…
Anthrox
Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 2:34 AMZorg’s ZF-1 gun from The Fifth Element with Gears of War 2 Lancer and call it Zorg ZF-Gears Edition
link to ZF-1
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxjnl1yuXk
George Condoleon
Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 9:57 AMI would create a gun I call the Immasculinator, this gun steals the masculinity of the subject, reverting him to a feeble shadow of his former self. Attatched the the gun is a glitter gun. To crush any hope of his masculinity returning.
Charles
Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 3:58 PMA giant rocket launcher capable of launch e-wastes. Unlimited ammo, solve environmental problem and kill them with heavy metal poisoning.
Cloister
Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 8:26 PMGrenades tied to a REALLY long stick! Experience the joys of literally poking your enemies to death! … Also available for children’s parties.
!!!ORDER NOW!!!
Cruel Carl
Friday, November 14, 2008 at 12:01 AMa gun that fires Ozzy Ozzbourne much like in the movie little Nicky
Harley Dungey
Friday, November 14, 2008 at 12:07 PMShotgun knuckle dusters,hell yeah.
Deliver a punch to that smug grubs face with all the force of 4 shotgun shells.
Bec
Friday, November 14, 2008 at 12:35 PMMachine gun flail,for when you absolutely need to kill every mother in the room,and don’t mind some bullets in the thigh.
Matt Key
Saturday, November 15, 2008 at 8:37 PMEasy, a fork and a spoon, that way you could eat all types of food with just the one piece of cutlery, you could call it a spork!
…what was this competition about again?
Pyroboy
Sunday, November 16, 2008 at 2:00 PMA shoulder mounted rocket launcher with a proximity sensing laser turret on top