Cooking Mama Responds To PETA
Mama just wants to make the nice people happy! This is the gist of a press release issued by Majesco Entertainment on behalf of Mama herself in response to PETA’s recently released flash game, Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals. The release highlights the more than 25 vegetarian-friendly recipes available in Mama’s latest game, Cooking Mama World Kitchen, out this week for the Nintendo Wii.
“I would never put rat in my Ratatouille,” said a feisty Mama while beating some eggs. “Like any accomplished cook, I create my recipes to appeal to a broad range of tastes and preferences. My only goal is to ensure you leave the table well fed.”
The release goes on to state that Mama, while not a vegetarian herself, fully supports the humane treatment of animals, with her new doggy friend Max making his game debut in the new title.
You callous, cold-hearted PETA bastards. You made her upset. She just wants to fill our tummies with goodness, and this is the thanks she gets? That’s it. From now on I am going out of my way to eat animals. *eyes his cats*
Cooking Mama Responds to PETA by Highlighting Vegetarian Offerings in Latest Wii(TM) Videogame Release - Cooking Mama World Kitchen
EDISON, N.J., Nov 19, 2008
Food lover and culinary cutie Cooking Mama is a virtual chef who believes that good home cooked food, properly prepared from the best ingredients, can bring people together around the table and make the world a happier place. That’s why Mama is taking a stand with oven mitts raised high against the latest PETA objection targeting her freshly released videogame, Cooking Mama World Kitchen, that shipped this week for Wii(TM) from Majesco Entertainment Company (Nasdaq: COOL). Mama wants people to know that World Kitchen includes 51 recipes from around the world, ranging from vegetarian fare like miso soup and rice cakes to international delicacies like ginger pork and octopus dumplings.
“I would never put rat in my Ratatouille,” said a feisty Mama while beating some eggs. “Like any accomplished cook, I create my recipes to appeal to a broad range of tastes and preferences. My only goal is to ensure you leave the table well fed.”
Cooking Mama World Kitchen includes more than 25 vegetarian-friendly recipes including delicious breakfast, dinner, dessert and snack options. And, while Mama is not a vegetarian, she fully supports the humane treatment of animals, particularly for her canine protege Max who makes his doggie debut in World Kitchen.
About Cooking Mama World Kitchen
Developed by Cooking Mama Limited, the second installment of the fan favourite Wii series is filled with new features including kitchen mini-games, 3D graphics, chef customisation and 2 player cooperative cooking. In the game, players use the Wii Remote as a universal cooking utensil to chop, grate, slice and stir their way through 51 all-new recipes, ranging from parfait to Ratatouille to pancakes and French fries. A range of modes lets players cook for Mama’s approval, their friends’ picky palates or together as a team to create dishes in a new cooperative mode. A bonus hidden mode will even surprise gamers with competitive play against the original “master cook!” In World Kitchen, preparation mistakes are events unto themselves since new mini-games add hilarious fun with Mama’s lovable canine, Max. Finally, a new customisation feature lets players create their own personal chef or even an adorable mini Mama!
Cooking Mama World Kitchen for Wii is rated E for Everyone and available now for the suggested retail price of $49.99. To watch the official trailer and find out more, please visit www.cookingmama.com.
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PETA assaults fictional video-game character for not being vegan, world cares about PETA even less.
Balius
@Llost: Clearly, Majesco just wants left the hell alone.
DorkimusPrime
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Guys, GUYS! I got it! PETA is really an underground movement to faten us all up by making us hate them enough to eat animals. I mean, come on! Please Eat These Animals == PETA!
Master Saji
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That picture. It makes me want to kill people...
Anyway, I think Majesco did a great job handling the bird-brains over at PETA...
Hmmmm Turkey pita. Leftovers hooooo!
Master Saji
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@Theoutlet: As you can tell from this press release, Majesco is hardly taking it very seriously. This is the best response they could have.
This would be like Mario addressing the plumbers union.
TRT-X
Nope. I like the other wallpaper better.
That said, PETA will release a press release shortly pointing out that Mama is obviously stranging the turkey in that picture.
TRT-X
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@Llost: So your argument is that killing a KFC full of people is perfectly moral, as long as those people are callously buying food by the bucket?
Good luck with the jury.
Balius
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@RatsOffToYa: "To conclude, all but a very small number of you give our gaming community a bad name and should spend more time reading books than playing videogames, in my opinion."
Jack Thompson, is that you?
Ashkihyena
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@HolySmoke664:
No. The Boston Tea Party was vandalism.
Mact
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@Monster Chalk:
You have accomplished nothing for animal rights but being absolute loons.
Mact
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@scrapeape:
The obvious solution, again, is to kill all cows.
Mact
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@Master Saji: Killing people is okay. Just hands off the turkey.
Comatose Turtle
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@BlueWizard422: No, no. They got served.
Comatose Turtle
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@Llost:
No thanks. Rather eat real food than swallow a pill.
Mact
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@Llost:
There are no assumptions.
Animals are inferior in many ways, most of them in intelligence based.
Mact
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@Llost:
Murder is to kill with ill intent.
Killing something for food is not murder.
Mact
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@RatsOffToYa:
So... apathy for humans... okay.
Apathy for animals... WRONG!
Mact
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Go veggie, that is harvested in fields, by giant machinery, taking the heads off small mammals, etc.
Giant farmlands, destroying animals habitats ... and best of all, the pesticides they deforms anything and everything.
EnigmaNemesis
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PETA is not "better than Mama!"
Juthan
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@Vecha:
/agree
EnigmaNemesis
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@RatsOffToYa:
Yes, but 99% of the world and vegans do not... your comment = fail.
EnigmaNemesis
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@RatsOffToYa:
Care to further prove that you think of yourself as the center of the universe?
Believe it or not, I have other things going on than responding to self-righteous douchebags on the internet.
If you cannot say the same, then I recommend you go out and find something we like to call "friends" in the real world.
Mact
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@scrapeape:
Sounds like a great plot for a new Wii game!
EnigmaNemesis
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@Diddy_Mao: Not to mention they support folks like ALF (I think its ALF) who fire bomb buildings and teach people how to make things like fire bombs and such.
Yeah, real ethical there PETA.
Ashkihyena
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@V1L3: The two of you will end up erasing all life on the planet.
ketenol
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@RatsOffToYa:
Yes. Including the third world countries which are plagued with starvation for that very reason.
Mact
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Jesus...
Spoony Bard
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@yanipheonu: Also cocks. (roosters).
Thugmunk
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