Idiot Pays For Boob Job, Weight Loss With Pirated Games

By Luke Plunkett on November 25, 2008 at 2:30 PM

Meet Raymond Adams. Raymond is 37, and dating 33 year-old “Julie” (obviously not her real name). When they met, Raymond was fat. Very fat. And Julie felt she was lacking in the chesticle department. So it’s a feel-good story that, after spending ₤10,000, Raymond is now thin and “Julie” has a spanking new pair of norgs, yes? No! You see, Raymond didn’t raise the money through legitimate means. He was running a “shop” called Midland Console Modifications from the totally non-shady location of Wolverhampton race course, and it’s believed the “shop” had earned him a cool ₤180,000. Or, it had, until he was sentenced to three years prison earlier this week. For her part in it, “Julie” copped a suspended 12-month sentence. Proof that crime doesn’t pay…unless it’s for vain body modifications.


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    November 25, 2008 at 5:08 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:08 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:06 PM

    @Brocklesocks: HAHAHAHAHAHA nice

    DarkFestim

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:03 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:01 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:00 PM

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    Pattypie

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    November 25, 2008 at 4:56 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 4:41 PM

    Oh thank god. I thought they used the fat for the....

    ugh...

    NeVeRMoRe666

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    November 25, 2008 at 4:39 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 4:37 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:28 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:24 PM

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    okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:20 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:20 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:18 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:16 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:15 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:13 PM

    The weirdest bit:

    He appears to be addicted to piracy. He demanded to be held on remand until the court case, to prevent him from committing further copyright-related crimes.

    Marlor

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:13 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:11 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:10 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:09 PM

    ugh. Why do people get boob jobs? Seriously, its pretty nasty.

    chaos_isnt_here

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:38 PM

    Is it aerie to anyone that they look alike!

    EnigmaNemesis

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:36 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 5:54 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 6:21 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 6:19 PM

    @NeVeRMoRe666: LOL!

    kadaj24

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    November 25, 2008 at 6:18 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 6:43 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 6:38 PM

    @Meeps: She gets 12 months he gets 3 years, fat chance! (Pun intended and not intended at the same time...)

    Jonbo298

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    November 25, 2008 at 6:32 PM

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    November 25, 2008 at 7:43 PM

    I guess they get to keep the surgery huh?

    Digitalguardian

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    November 25, 2008 at 7:35 PM

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