Phoar. That Gears 2 comp we told you all about last Friday looks set to be a doosy. With weapon ideas ranging from marshmallow flame throwers to rabid crocodile rifles and, a disturbingly high amount of oddly-ingenious human excrement hurling artillery, it’ll be a tough one to win- not to mention judge.
So remember, for your chance to win one of five awesome limited edition Gears 2 pack, (worth over 300 bucks each), answer the following, via the comments section, in 25 words or less; What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer?
Entries close 5pm (AEDT), November 14.
Minhaj Hossain
November 10, 2008 at 12:53 PM
“What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer?”
I’d combine the top Lancer with a handy quiet chainsaw that enables a target system, which is able to chop a specific part of body.
Report Permalinksauce
November 10, 2008 at 1:18 PM
A T-rex with a cannon strapped to it’s back that shoots flaming bales of hay. T-rex is a weapon, right?
Report PermalinkFyfe Meggs
November 10, 2008 at 2:50 PM
The IOAS Bow:
-Torque Bow, from Gears
-Iguanaizer, (from WoWs Gnomish Poultryizer)
IOAS: Iguana on a Stick (for that Fallout feel)
Griller Warfare!
(I know the pun hurts but it is Monday, I need more beer, more coffee or less work)
Report PermalinkDaniel Green
November 10, 2008 at 3:19 PM
I would combine the Lancer with a catapult that shoots expoloding plush toys
Report PermalinkHeadShotBradAllTheTime
November 10, 2008 at 4:42 PM
A gun + other gun = stronger gun
k?
I’d call it gungun. lolz.
k. give me my limted edtion copy of gears worth over 300 bux (lol yer right guyz) now mainly cos i’d be the only one 2 enter anyway lozl
Report PermalinkMarcus Carter
November 10, 2008 at 6:40 PM
What two weapons would you combine to top the Gears of War 2 Lancer?
A tractor beam and the noble, aincient pointy stick. Nothing is as terrifying as being pulled towards your own sharp and splintery demise.
Report PermalinkBrady
November 10, 2008 at 7:04 PM
I’d strap a portable DVD player facing toward the enemy with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull playing on it to the top of a Lancer…bound to kill everything in it’s path!
Report PermalinkAdam
November 10, 2008 at 8:14 PM
I would combine the Portal Gun from portal with the Translocator from Unreal Tournament, anyone up for Teleporting Portal Madness?
Report PermalinkK-FleX
November 10, 2008 at 10:00 PM
120mm KEBAB-MORTAR
Report PermalinkThe ultimate in rocket projectile devices combined with the midnight killer – the dirty kebab. Dropping irresistible salmonella bombs on unsuspecting locusts at 2:30am.
Neil
November 10, 2008 at 10:17 PM
A revolver that SHOOTS ocelots. If this doesn’t appear in MGS5, it’s a missed opportunity.
Report Permalinkrubyks
November 10, 2008 at 10:24 PM
I would combine the Hammer of Dawn fused with a ninja. Nothing’s better than ninjas being fired down from satellites at the speed of light.
Report Permalinkkaran b
November 10, 2008 at 10:54 PM
I’d combine the gears lancer gun part with a covenant dropship from halo3 … Whats better than a gun win a dropship on it
Report PermalinkLorry
November 10, 2008 at 11:28 PM
I would combine the portal gun with the blue grav gun. That way, you can pick up a toilet, shoot it at someone, then do a runner through a portal. Too cool!
Report PermalinkAverdant
November 11, 2008 at 12:09 AM
Rock-It Launcher (Fallout 3) + Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (Portal)
Anything is a weapon. No where is safe. Physics is merely part of the equation. Fear those incoming high velocity teddy bears!
Report PermalinkAaron
November 11, 2008 at 9:00 AM
I would combine the hammer of dawn from Gears and the Fat man from Fallout 3.
THAT WOULD MAKE THE ULTIMATE!
Report Permalinki would call it the ‘Fat man of Dawn’!
Rimfya
November 11, 2008 at 9:19 AM
Well you’ve got to complement the Lancer.
Shotgun with a Hedge Trimmer
or Pistol with Pruning Sheers
The ultimate gardening arsenal!
Report PermalinkJ-Bawb
November 11, 2008 at 12:19 PM
I would combine the Jackals Energy shield from halo with a spike, so you could be protected from bullets while running to gruesomely impale your enemy.
Simple, but effective.
Report PermalinkTom
November 11, 2008 at 12:23 PM
I would combine the blue shell from mario kart and the magic dragon from heroine hero, so it seeks out whoever is beating me and gives them a terrible drug addiction.
This will tear families apart. Cruel.
Report Permalinkscythe_88
November 11, 2008 at 3:36 PM
A sniper-rifle with a guitar to melt faces from afar! GH ftw
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