Uncategorized

A ton of you entered, but alas there could only be one five winners. Congratulations, and probably more than a few dark thoughts from readers, go out to:

• Zaheen;
  

  An agent orange dispenser and nicotine coated bullets so they’ll have to come back for more.

• Travis:
  

  I would combine He-Man’s Sword of Power with Tom Selleck’s moustache to forge the manliest weapon of all time.

• Hamish:
  

  Grenades tied to a REALLY long stick! Experience the joys of literally poking your enemies to death! … Also available for children’s parties.
  !!!ORDER NOW!!!

• Marcus:
  

  A tractor beam and the noble, ancient pointy stick. Nothing is as terrifying as being pulled towards your own sharp and splintery demise.

• Rory:
  

  Whippersnipper + water pistol. Sure, the lancer can trim your trees, but you need the whippersplasher for your lawn and garden. Nothing beats a lush yard.

  So again, congrats, guys. And props to anyone else who tried, but failed miserably missed out.

  [Gears Of War 2 on Kotaku]