R18+ Debate: Atkinson Delays Discussion Paper Again

After many years of painstaking research, carried out in secret by the Ponds Instiute, it has been discovered that there is one group of Australians who are almost soley responsible for children being exposed to all manner of evils.

This group makes no attempt to hide their sickening practices, infact quite the opposite. It is almost impossible to open a book or a magazine these days without being confronted by gut wrenchingly vivid descriptions of these acts. You can see it in films and television, you can even hear people singing loudly & proudly about it in all manner of ‘music’.

Even in countries which have censorship & punishment regimes, the likes of which Michael Atkinson can only dream of, innocent children are still growing up to take on these behaviours themselves, completing the circle of abuse.

Clearly, censorship does not work. The most effective way to put an end to the heterosexual practice of procreation, is forced sterilisation. Putting a stop to procreation would prevent the birth of hundreds of thousands of innocent children every year, and their inevitable exposure to all manner of horrors and abuse.

The practice of procreation is now so widespread, that even the once innocent homosexual men and women of Australia are attempting to emulate this predominantly hetrosexual behavior. Though, as the Ponds Instituse has pointed out, we can put a stop to this by simply banning the importation or sale of blindfolds and turkey basters to homosexuals.

So why is it, that when the root of the problem is so apparent, Michael Atkinson has failed to take any action against the moral degenerates who partake in this practice?

Once again we have the Ponds Institue to thank for uncovering this dark secret. Michael Atkinson himself, is infact, a practicing heterosexual. There is now overwhelming evidence to demonstrate that he too has taken part in the act procreation for his own selfish sexual gratification. In fairness though, it must be pointed out that there is no evedince whatsoever to suggest that his wife received any such gratification from the act.

It is an undeniable fact, that had decisive action been taken several decades ago, to enact a policy of forced sterilisation of hetrosexuals, we as a country would not now be dealing with the consequences of Michael Atkinson’s birth. We could focus our attention on the far greater menace of roving gangs of geriatric motorcycle riders who strike terror into the hearts of tens of South Australians every year.

In addition, consenting adults would now be free to play the videogames of their choice in the privacy of their own homes, whithout fear of turning children into adults like… well, like Michael Atkinson.

Ok people, we can confirm that Jack Thompson has arrived in this country… Please, stop him smiling! That annoying little smirk is the thing that makes this guy worse than thompson. It says ‘That’s my opinion and you can’t do anything about it or state your own’
And, yes, he’s abusing the system.