That’s baby faced, 13-year-old father Alfie Patten, 15 year-old mother Chantelle Steadman, and their newborn baby Maisie.
During the baby’s first days out of the hospital, Patten and Steadman spent their time caring for the baby and playing Saints Row II. From UK tabloid The Sun:
The four-footer — who looks no more than eight — said: “I know I’m young, but I plan to be a good dad.”
As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: “I think we’ll be good parents. I’ll have to work extra hard at school.”
Chantelle looked up from 18-rated action game Saints Row II to admit her first night out of hospital since having 7lb 3oz daughter Maisie had been tough and had left her “in a daze”.
Saints Row II? Wait just a second. How they hell did they get Saints Row II?! That game is for adults, not kids. Adults. These two are so not ready for Saints Row II. Nobody doubt their sincerity in wanting to play Saints Row II. They’re too damn young. Somebody tell they parents before it’s too late!
Aside: When I was 13, I had a paper route.
Feeding, nappies… and PlayStation [The Sun]
Old_Skool_Gamer
February 17, 2009 at 12:31 AM
That’s why those kids have a baby.
Report PermalinkIt’s all thanks to their parents.
Obviously they either don’t care or are too lazy to take an interest in their childrens lives.
How the hell are they going to be responsible when their parents quite obviously aren’t.
I mean c’mon a 13 year old kid becomes a father and his parents let him play Saints Row 2, while he’s holding the baby for crying out loud. I think it’s disgusting.
I just feel sorry for that poor baby. What sort of life is she going to have.
max
February 17, 2009 at 12:36 AM
hahaha and Darwin believed we evolved from apes
apes are alot smarter than that!
Report PermalinkPeter
February 17, 2009 at 10:41 AM
This story makes me sad because this kind of thing can still happen with an R18 rating. The parents of these kids are unfit to raise kids, someone needs to let the authorities know. I wonder what else these kids are allowed to do? This really makes me sick.
Report Permalinkmax
February 17, 2009 at 10:42 AM
also on an unrelated note, that girl looks like the stay puft marshmallow man
Report PermalinkCat Tactics
February 17, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Marshmellow man!
Report PermalinkUNKNOWN
March 12, 2010 at 2:14 PM
Kids these days. I mean seriousley yall are too young to have a baby. Yalls parents need to go to jail or something because this is rediculus. Maisie, im praying for you and your disgusting selfish parents. :)
Report PermalinkBrittany
March 24, 2010 at 7:16 AM
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report PermalinkBrodie
April 20, 2011 at 1:45 PM
saints row who cares it’s a game it’s not like your going to turn into a mass murder from playing a video game the main reason kids play video games is because they can’t be stuffed doing a paper route it’s not the 1969 again,
i play GTA 3 and from it i have learned many things i now create websites and games i have a pretty fun life for my job now i play with toys and make tutorials
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