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‘I Know I’m Young, But I Plan To Be A Good Dad’

That’s baby faced, 13-year-old father Alfie Patten, 15 year-old mother Chantelle Steadman, and their newborn baby Maisie.


During the baby’s first days out of the hospital, Patten and Steadman spent their time caring for the baby and playing Saints Row II. From UK tabloid The Sun:

The four-footer — who looks no more than eight — said: “I know I’m young, but I plan to be a good dad.”

As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: “I think we’ll be good parents. I’ll have to work extra hard at school.”

Chantelle looked up from 18-rated action game Saints Row II to admit her first night out of hospital since having 7lb 3oz daughter Maisie had been tough and had left her “in a daze”.

Saints Row II? Wait just a second. How they hell did they get Saints Row II?! That game is for adults, not kids. Adults. These two are so not ready for Saints Row II. Nobody doubt their sincerity in wanting to play Saints Row II. They’re too damn young. Somebody tell they parents before it’s too late!

Aside: When I was 13, I had a paper route.

Feeding, nappies… and PlayStation [The Sun]

Comments (AU Comments | US Comments)

  • Old_Skool_Gamer

    That’s why those kids have a baby.
    It’s all thanks to their parents.
    Obviously they either don’t care or are too lazy to take an interest in their childrens lives.
    How the hell are they going to be responsible when their parents quite obviously aren’t.
    I mean c’mon a 13 year old kid becomes a father and his parents let him play Saints Row 2, while he’s holding the baby for crying out loud. I think it’s disgusting.
    I just feel sorry for that poor baby. What sort of life is she going to have.

  • max

    hahaha and Darwin believed we evolved from apes

    apes are alot smarter than that!

  • Peter

    This story makes me sad because this kind of thing can still happen with an R18 rating. The parents of these kids are unfit to raise kids, someone needs to let the authorities know. I wonder what else these kids are allowed to do? This really makes me sick.

  • max

    also on an unrelated note, that girl looks like the stay puft marshmallow man

  • Cat Tactics

    Marshmellow man!

  • UNKNOWN

    Kids these days. I mean seriousley yall are too young to have a baby. Yalls parents need to go to jail or something because this is rediculus. Maisie, im praying for you and your disgusting selfish parents. :)

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