It’s no secret I peek at Reddit when I’m working weekends. But last week its contributors made something too hilarious not to share: An extremely dark view of relationships, in the context of Super Mario Bros.
Around Wednesday a user kicked it all off with “Mario Explains It: Lesson 001.” (Above) The guy was clearly going all Mr. Bitterpants over the state of a just-friends relationship with some girl who is probably never, ever going to give it up for him. It was then followed up with many pictures and revisions. Here are the ones that were the funniest while still forming a logical progression:
Here’s a “Fixed that for you” from someone even more bitter.
The third picture shows the OP how to git ‘er done.
Uh, staying “just friends” now sounds like a pretty good idea, doesn’t it?
Smoker!!!!! Reloading!
Of course, there’s always this path. I’d probably make supersize Bullet Bob into a divorce lawyer.
And finally, for those who hate counseling, the Scott Peterson option.
And so we learned an important lesson today, didn’t we kids? That’s right. Never ever never have sex with anyone you care about…
Mario Explains It [Reddit]
Jeff
February 6, 2009 at 10:55 AM
Wow. This is a bleak view of relationships, but it sure is funny.
Report PermalinkLucky
February 6, 2009 at 4:33 PM
fuck i lost the game
Report PermalinkKraeugolnikov
February 7, 2009 at 6:34 AM
Mexican soviets appreciate it..)
Report Permalinkchavela
February 7, 2009 at 9:50 AM
So if you didn’t think it was funny why take the time to make a note? I found it was note worthy….
Report Permalinkhorseshaq
February 7, 2009 at 11:26 AM
what’s the shovel for?
Report Permalinkaweraw
February 8, 2009 at 2:22 AM
@biv
acctually, it’s banzai bill. douchewad
Report Permalinkadlfjij
February 9, 2009 at 4:59 AM
bahahha the smoker is hillarious. yay left4dead
Report PermalinkSladen Dead
February 10, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Fucing brilliant.
Report Permalinkanonymous
February 11, 2009 at 2:02 PM
this is going on /b/
Report Permalinkginnnny
February 12, 2009 at 4:02 PM
I’m disappointed in you.
Report PermalinkKristie
February 13, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Smoker, lol.
Report PermalinkMarty
February 15, 2009 at 4:55 AM
Totally hilarious!!!
Report PermalinkKaliman
February 18, 2009 at 5:16 AM
A great example of imagination. From 1 single idea look all the unexpected chit that happened. It also tells us that when you’ve blindly fallen in love you never believe that this chit can happen to you. lol
Report PermalinkArthur Protasio
February 19, 2009 at 9:01 AM
Ingenious & Hilarious! :)
Report PermalinkSevereFlame
February 21, 2009 at 7:47 AM
Whoever created this is a satirical genius.
Report PermalinkBrittany
March 9, 2009 at 9:55 AM
I wish I were you. Clever and hilarious!
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