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Saturday Timewaster: Don’t Shit Your Pants

4:00AM February 22, 2009 | Owen Good

Here’s a text-based real-time “survival horror” game with surprisingly strong replay value, for such a passive act. Its title is its goal: Don’t Shit Your Pants.


You’ll figure out how not to defecate in your britches easily enough, but once you get a peek at the 10 achievements for the game, you’ll start experimenting with all the ways you can send the brown fax, whether that’s in the bowl or in your drawers. I’ve got about four of the achievements so far. Let me know how to get the others, in the comments.

Don’t Shit Your Pants [Kongregate, thanks Teddy L.]


Comments

  • Tonez

    February 23, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    Owen, which ones do you have? I have Awards 2, 3 and 9.

  • Tonez

    February 23, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    I now have Awards 1, 2, 3, 4 and 9.

  • BearPowers

    February 23, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    Remember, suicide is always an option :p

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