Would You Like To Play Halo Wars Next Week?

8:30AM February 5, 2009 | David Wildgoose

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Xbox Australia is holding a sneak preview of the upcoming 360-exclusive real-time strategy game, Halo Wars, at their Sydney HQ next week. They want to invite five Kotaku readers to come along and be among the first in the country to sample the full game. Not only that, but you’ll have the opportunity to share your thoughts on the game via a post on this very blog. Could that be you?

Update: Winners have been selected.

All you need to do is come up with a Halo-themed “Knock-knock” joke – with the winners being the five that make me ~~wince the least~~ chuckle the most. Simply write it in the comments below (make sure you supply your email address in the correct field) or email it directly to us. But you only have 24 hours to enter! The winners will be drawn on Friday morning.

You must be over 18 to enter and attend, and you’ll need to be able to make your own way out to Xbox Australia’s office in north-western Sydney. When is it again? Thursday, February 12, from 3pm – 5pm. Full details will be supplied to the winners once they’re announced tomorrow morning.

Halo Wars [Official site]

Comments

Namarrgon

February 6, 2009 at 6:50 AM

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy alo joke is almost ilarious

Namarrgon

February 6, 2009 at 7:00 AM

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arfur
Arfur who?
Arfur nother alo joke is ardly elpful

Namarrgon

February 6, 2009 at 7:45 AM

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you ating my orrible alo umour yet?

Ok ok, I’ll stop:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cortana
Cortana who?
Cortana tickets left?

Bruce

February 7, 2009 at 2:23 PM

**Knock Knock**
- Who’s there?
Sarge.
- Sarge who?
B!tch – if I have to knock again I’m using a grenade.
**opens door**

Spartan Jag

February 10, 2009 at 8:35 AM

KNOCK KNOCK!
Who’s there?
Not another worthless, pathetic, infantile joke.

Honestly, do you people have no shame? If you’re going to submit a joke that only an eight year old can appreciate, email it. I nearly cried reading these.

Kal

February 10, 2009 at 8:46 AM

Brute: Knock Knock
Master Chief: Come in
Brute: …
Cause when you’re Master Chief, it doesn’t matter “who’s there.”