“Pacman fills mazes with dots, pausing only to regurgitate fruit & ghosts.” That’s BackGames, the latest way to waste time amuse your friends on Twitter.
Yes, there’s quite a bit of “reanimation” in my comments.
But I’ve found some more creative entries in forums around the net.
eg: Duke Nukem Satire of 90′s macho action heroes.. assists aliens to invade the planet and offload large cargo of women, while stealing money from strippers.
Guitar hero: You start as a wicked guitar god, rich and famous, and then crippling arthritis takes you down some notches till you can barely play the chords to a halfassed power riff from a band you didnt even like to begin with.
Street Fighter: A group of fighters from all around the world decide that it’s unsophisticated to fight in the streets and, instead, opt for office jobs that involve no violence.
Loco Roco: Large blobby things purge themselves daily in attempt to reduce their size.
Mr Explody
Monday, March 2, 2009 at 1:42 PMMost of the ones in the article are the same. “So and So revives monsters with bullets then goes to sleep.”
So here’s one:
Game and Watch – FIRE:
“Sadistic Firemen bounce sick babies into a burning building.”
Gabe
Monday, March 2, 2009 at 2:15 PMThanks for the link David. :-)
@Mr Explody:
Yes, there’s quite a bit of “reanimation” in my comments.
But I’ve found some more creative entries in forums around the net.
eg: Duke Nukem
Satire of 90′s macho action heroes.. assists aliens to invade the planet and offload large cargo of women, while stealing money from strippers.
Guitar hero:
You start as a wicked guitar god, rich and famous, and then crippling arthritis takes you down some notches till you can barely play the chords to a halfassed power riff from a band you didnt even like to begin with.
Jay
Monday, March 2, 2009 at 5:40 PMWii Fat. Self explanatory really.
Clocks
Monday, March 2, 2009 at 9:23 PMStreet Fighter: A group of fighters from all around the world decide that it’s unsophisticated to fight in the streets and, instead, opt for office jobs that involve no violence.
Loco Roco: Large blobby things purge themselves daily in attempt to reduce their size.
Cheese
Monday, March 2, 2009 at 9:24 PMPong: dots come at the two sticks from all different directions and they must manouevre themselves to dodge the dots.