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The Most Deranged and/or Offensive NES ROM Hacks, Ever

Warning, a few on this list make Beat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em look like Metal Gear Solid 4. But there are some genuinely hilarious winners among a mostly despicable list of deranged NES ROM hacks.


The -Minus World swears that none of these are made up. Which is good, because No. 20 is a joke that goes over like a turd in a punchbowl. But by the same token, that means “Kiss Goes Golfing Starring Gene Simmons” (pictured) is actually real. And that’s awesome.

This gem finally answers the age old question: does Kiss don full costume when they hit the greens, or do they opt for the more conservative route and throw some plaid pants on? It’s Kiss, motherfucker, they probably go to christenings and funerals in character.

Another mostly harmless winner is Super Amish Bros. But pretty much everyone else is naked, including Bert from Sesame Street masturbating under a Batsignal moon. So let’s pop that NSFW tag right now and mean it bigtime. This isn’t for polite company at all, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The 20 Most Deranged & Offensive NES ROM Hacks [The -Minus World]

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  • Gurt

    Wait, they rated Ernie and the Muppets Take It Off without playing the Ernie segment?

    It has Ernie masturbating furiously in the bathtub (with animations). Definitely bumps it up to top 3, easy.

    Also most of those nude lesbian tennis/golf/etc hacks were by one person. She was a little weird, in a nice way.

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