Bethesda Says Snog Me Senseless With Mints

I get "snogs" since it says it on the tin. But you also say "crisps" instead of "potato chips" but not "chocolate bars" instead of "candy bars." Are you magically British today or not?

@Neonox: Wait, so you would be having sex with someone to get material goods in return. There's a word for people that do that, isn't there?

Kyoya

@Brian Crecente:
You even failed the :(.noob :)

BCapper92

@Cojo21:
Yea, but thing of all the schwag you could swipe from him... Like those mints!

"Rumor has it that a few of the writers present were brave enough to slap an energy patch or two on their arms a day into the event. I was not one of them."

And you'll stave off a Chris Redfield tumor for that much longer.

[ZTF]Should I import BlazBlue?

I actually tried one of the patches right before I began walking around London the afternoon of my arrival, but I didn't really feel anything from it.

I think that actually worries me more than anything else, come to think of it.

@ minusX, it's a shame it didn't come with Todd Howard. ;)

princess_stomper

@Neonox: I'm assuming you know what snog means. Crecente is an attractive swashbuckler, but still not enough to make me change teams.

@Strahd414: bag. :9

I don't know how I feel about being snogged senseless by breath mints. I think I'll go with "violated".

Doomcryer

@BCapper92: I'm guessing it should read:

I'll be giving the laptop bag and Anatomical stuffs away during our annual fundraiser later this year.

Strahd414

Wait it came with a Laptop too?

At least they didn't give you "snog me senseless" roofies.

vr0oM

'I'll be giving the laptop bag back'

Fixed or fail?

BCapper92

Add in a Tamiflu breath mint, and it's a goodie bag worth holding on to.

DarthVegan

I'll snog you senseless...

@BCapper92: Just because Crecente :9'ing makes you :( doesn't mean everyone else is >:O about it too.

spannu

@Doomcryer: I think the mints are the ones asking to be snogged. You have it backwards.

Though this is bad advice on the caliber of "put ben gay on your balls. It's AWESOME."

I for one can't stand the word snog. To me it sounds like a word to describe plugging up a fat woman's butthole with a huge cork. Why fat woman?.....Why not?

Here's an important question - what flavour crisps?

I'm guessing smokey bacon.

Spawnofmoose

@Kyoya: Whoa. Before things get out of hand... SNOG = Kiss.

@Kyoya: Yes; if the material goods are money/drugs, the word is hooker. If they're diamonds, the word is married.

Tachyon0118

@svetlana: gah! coon = cool. I don't know if the slur was ever used as an adjective but for crying out loud, the intent was "cool!" Augh.

Oh, snogging people senseless. How it takes me back to the days of fandom, when patently American girls would use cache Britishisms to try and become as coon as their inevitably off-shore love interests.

I believe the line you did not cross was "mum." Once you've faked your way to mum, there's no going back from life as a hack.

@spannu: wonderful use of emoticon

Galivanting

@svetlana: Excellent spelling error, I snorted my load, I mean drink.

Beyond-Infinity

@princess_stomper: Whoops - you're not the only one to make a typo. I assume 'svetlana' is female!

princess_stomper

@svetlana: Oh, he totally lost me there. That word was, as far as I knew, a deeply offensive racial slur. O.o

princess_stomper

IT'S LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK IN THE FORM OF A STICKER!

cfive3

@Galivanting: indeed

TraMaI

@princess_stomper: Er, I didn't mean that I thought the word coon was cool, but rather that I mean to type cool instead. "Coon" was never part of it...*headdesk*

Also, yes, I am female.