Busey On The Women Of Saint’s Row 2 DLC
After a slight delay, the first batch of Saint’s Row 2 downloadable content is now available, with THQ digging up Gary Busey to talk about the lovely ladies of Ultor Exposed.
Uncle Gary’s power is simply amazing. The man can take something as wonderful as attractive, scantily-clad women running around with guns and transform it into something stomach-churningly nauseating with a few simple gestures. Busey on his own isn’t too bad. A digital representation of porn star Tera Patrick packing heat isn’t too bad. Together they’re like taking a big bite out of a jelly doughnut only to find it’s filled with pickle relish.
The Saint’s Row 2 Ultor Exposed DLC is now available on the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 for $US9.99 or 800 Microsoft points respectively.
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@Gofthick: Here's the name of the SR2 forum discussion at somethingawful.com: Doing right what GTA4 did wrong.
[forums.somethingawful.com]
The world design and humour isn't up to GTA4 standard. But it has loads more fun activities and is insane in a good way. There's a mmission where you fake a car accident (by falling in front of a moving car) and if you crash, you are given points based on how far you get thrown out of the car.
syafiqjabar
@Kommissar Kayce:
i also like:
"with THQ digging up Gary Busey"
he kinda looks like he was dug up.
Beximus
I adore this game, and I'm currently playing it. I WAS excited to hear about the DLC, but DLC that pisses people off is not a good thing.
It's overpriced, breaks co-op if the other person doesn't have it, and it's overpriced.
Part 1 of 3?
So they want us to pay for a game and a half in exchange for a game and a 16th.
I adore this game, and I'm currently playing it. I WAS excited to hear about the DLC, but DLC that pisses people off is not a good thing.
It's overpriced, breaks co-op if the other person doesn't have it, and it's overpriced.
Part 1 of 3?
So they want us to pay for a game and a half in exchange for a game and a 16th.
dammit Kotaku this is the second time! What the hell *hides from Busey* The only person in the world that creeps me the hell out.
dammit Kotaku this is the second time! What the hell *hides from Busey* The only person in the world that creeps me the hell out.
I've never played SR2, but with Gary Busey selling it, how could it be bad?
Right?
@ChairmanRAPEAPE:
Seconded. The vehicles suck as well, you can't customize them. The funnest part of all of it is having that killer helicopter or fighter jet. Even then with no gangs to kill whats the point? Go after cops so they send attack helicopters that shoot you down in seconds?
I've never played SR2, but with Gary Busey selling it, how could it be bad?
Right?
1st mission was pretty blah, the 2nd mission was pretty awesome, and 3rd mission was cool but short. and yes it feels like a total tease. it makes me wonder if the other packs will be continuing this arc or not. the ETF scout is awesome but brings in cops like a magnet, which then causes helis to nuke you in your tiny tank. the temptress and stallion are my new fav cars, but too bad you can't change colors. i hope they figure a way to add new weapons.
AlphaUltima
Go go Busey, spinning off this planet.
PsycheE
@Pult|Ost - Dark Days Are Coming: Or she's just THAT good.
@The_Traveler:
Did you know that Gary Busey was once nominated for Best Actor? Even though I love Saints Row 2 I have a hard time laughing at these Gary Busey videos because the guy is such a wreck.
jeangrae
Man, as much of a huge fan of Saints Row 2 as I am...the DLC really feels like a rip. They should have labelled it a multiplayer DLC...the three missions are short, irritating, and add nothing to the story.
Quoting an old friend from high school "Gary Busey has done more drugs than Columbia."
Devenu
God, Gary is a crack head. No really, I mean Gary is a crack head.
charles_swann
I started playing the Tera Patrick DLC and her acting is lifeless and awful -- it sounds like she's phoning it in. Yeah yeah, I know that Ms. Patrick, the ex-Microbiologist, was not put in the video game for her acting skills, but she makes Gary Busey's acting seem like Oscar-material.
Oh, Gary Busey. As creepy as always.
+ Watch video
Raise the volume.
Gorilla Snow is Maximum Risky
@excel_excel: GUNS. BANG, BANG!
"May I just have a little kiss before you go?..."
I do love me some 'weapons'
@Kommissar Kayce:
Also the funny part is if you played the game that jump is in a diffferent part of the city and a the car couldn't possibly fly that far.
Lol, also
"Here's what happened the last time I let my wife drive"
(car does huge air jump off ramp... lands into gas station, explodes)
I wonder what caused the delay 'cause it only takes a half hour to beat it.
"You know how they say two heads are better than one?
Well, in Stillwater, two babes, with weapons, is the answer."
Oh Gary.
"You know how they say two heads are better than one?
Well, in Stillwater, two babes, with weapons, is the answer."
Oh Gary.
@jeangrae: Busey used to be the effing man. It's sad to see he's fallen so far. I still love him, but only for his older work. C'mon Busester, show me your moves!
interim has his cake and is eating it too
@jeangrae: Busey used to be the effing man. It's sad to see he's fallen so far. I still love him, but only for his older work. C'mon Busester, show me your moves!
interim has his cake and is eating it too
@excel_excel: If we tell my sister's dog, "BANG, BANG!" he plays dead.
interim has his cake and is eating it too
@excel_excel: If we tell my sister's dog, "BANG, BANG!" he plays dead.
interim has his cake and is eating it too
@Kommissar Kayce: I haven't much liked their other trailers with dear old Uncle Gary, but the beginning of this one made me have to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.
interim has his cake and is eating it too
@Kommissar Kayce: I haven't much liked their other trailers with dear old Uncle Gary, but the beginning of this one made me have to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.
interim has his cake and is eating it too
@Pult|Ost - Dark Days Are Coming: The game probably kept freezing during testing (which means everything was working properly).
Treebs
@Pult|Ost - Dark Days Are Coming: The game probably kept freezing during testing (which means everything was working properly).
Treebs
@Pult|Ost - Dark Days Are Coming: The game probably kept freezing during testing (which means everything was working properly).
Treebs
@interim has his cake and is eating it too: I don't know, man. I didn't find any of the jokes funny.
"Ah ha! Women can't drive! Wacky broads! Oh, ho haha! We never should have given them dames the right to vote! Now get back to what you are good at: being barefoot in that kitchen and crappin' out more kids."
The only thing I did find funny was when the video player paused to buffer the stream and Gary Busey was sitting there staring at me with that dead look in his eyes like a zombie.
stupid_mcgee: would prefer an astronaut
@interim has his cake and is eating it too: I don't know, man. I didn't find any of the jokes funny.
"Ah ha! Women can't drive! Wacky broads! Oh, ho haha! We never should have given them dames the right to vote! Now get back to what you are good at: being barefoot in that kitchen and crappin' out more kids."
The only thing I did find funny was when the video player paused to buffer the stream and Gary Busey was sitting there staring at me with that dead look in his eyes like a zombie.
stupid_mcgee: would prefer an astronaut
@interim has his cake and is eating it too: I don't know, man. I didn't find any of the jokes funny.
"Ah ha! Women can't drive! Wacky broads! Oh, ho haha! We never should have given them dames the right to vote! Now get back to what you are good at: being barefoot in that kitchen and crappin' out more kids."
The only thing I did find funny was when the video player paused to buffer the stream and Gary Busey was sitting there staring at me with that dead look in his eyes like a zombie.
stupid_mcgee: would prefer an astronaut
@jeangrae: Right, what I was trying to say is that the "acting" in the Tera Patrick DLC makes Gary Busey's acting *in this commercial* seem like Oscar material.
@Kommissar Kayce: Sorry, not really. I found it rather predictable. Maybe it's more of the way Busey was just kind of deadpanning it. The guy seems like he's still hung over or something.
stupid_mcgee: would prefer an astronaut
Ahh, Uncle Gary. You make everything that much better.
"It gets awfully lonely out here." Yes, yes it does.
drgonzo369
Where's my PC DLC????????
thy_dungeonman
@stupid_mcgee: would prefer an astronaut: What Kayce said. Didn't that amuse you at all? Images always amuse me, as well as intrinsically funny situations. The beginning oozes funny. The rest not so much, but that part with the car... hahahaha.
interim has his cake and is eating it too
@excel_excel: Shame they didn't give us any new ones in the DLC. *rimshot*
PwnofProphecy
I lol'd. Literally.
@Gofthick:
Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation thinks it's Great and he hates everything. But enough of what other people think.
All I have say is one time my friend was dying in a (Story mode) CO-OP game and he was rescued by Ninjas on Motorbikes. I'm not kidding you, F-ing Ninjas on Motorbikes jumped over his head and saved his life from the Rival Gang members.
ShazBo
@Billkwando bought his tickets for Hyde's US tour: Glad I came here before getting this. I love SR2 so much, but I don't think everyone can be wrong about the DLC being a ripoff.
@Kommissar Kayce: I just kept starring at his shirt...
@stupid_mcgee: would prefer an astronaut:
Dude. She did a crazy AWESOME jump with the car, one that would make any of us proud.
But then the car flew right into a gas station. You didn't pause to chuckle even a little?
@Kommissar Kayce: Good for you, you can recount a scene you just saw two seconds ago. Want a cookie?
Sniktbub