Bow-chika-bow-bow in chiptunes would be bleep-dinka-bink-bink or something, right? Or it’d sound like this boot-knockin’ mixtape an obviously bored (and, today, who isn’t?) The -Minus World put together.
Here are the five soundtrack candidates for the hot monkey sex you’ve always seen other people having but were too afraid to pay for yourself.
• Killer 7 – White Sugar
• Mega Man 2 – Wood Man Theme
• Sonic The Hedgehog 2 – Casino Night Zone
• Disgaea: HOD – You Go Girl
• Marvel VS. Capcom 2 – Player Select Theme
The Wood Man pun is obvious. But when it comes (snicker) to sex, I’m not sure anything involving a quickdraw artist like Sonic the Hedghog is a good theme.
Links to each of the tracks are over on The -Minus World’s page.
Five Video Game Songs That Would Make Perfect Porno Music [The -Minus World. Image also MW's.]
ChinoZaki
April 6, 2009 at 12:31 PM
I WANNA TAKE U 4 A RYDE
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April 6, 2009 at 1:47 PM
I think ANYTHING from MvC2 would do. All the music in that game was pretty fruity.
Report PermalinkTrent
April 6, 2009 at 3:24 PM
I agree with Sonic, none else.
Though the car showroom music in Gran Turismo 3 would be awesome, but would the chick would need to be wearing heels, and selling me a car.
Report PermalinkTurtia
April 6, 2009 at 10:37 PM
And nooooobody felt the need to mention Godot’s Theme? Bajesus people, know your porno music. ;P
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