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New Bayonetta Trailer Is Completely Insane

Bayonetta enjoys a lollipop, fights atop a flying aeroplane, and shows off her kitty in this “First Climax” trailer for Platinum Games’ over the top action game. Oh, and there’s a little plot too.


Insane action is nice, but it’s always good to have a little plot thrown in to keep it all glued together. Bayonetta has some sort of amnesia, people are trying to manipulate her, and Joe Pesci is on her side. Great! That’s all we really need to know. Moving right along, giant phoenix hair transformation! Go, go, Cheetahnetta! I’m pretty sure she totally body slams a dragon at end. This trailer could contain the entire plot in the game, and I’d still be perfectly happy. Thanks, Devil May Cry!

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  • El Phantasmogoro

    I saw this at TGS and thought it was retarded. I watch this now, its still retarded. This game screams LOOK AT ME TRYING HARD.

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