Presenting: Jim Henson’s Resident Evil 5

Severed Ernie head, bloodied Cookie Monster corpse and, best of all, Beaker as Wesker. This extraordinarily nonauthorised and noncanonical trailer looks more like a prequel to the RE5 story.

But it’s strangely… compelling. With Black 20, could it be anything else? I mean, other than proof that even Muppets can carry a haunting, long silence with dramatic, middle-distance staring.