Who Wants To Ride With Tera Patrick?

19 responses to “Who Wants To Ride With Tera Patrick?”

1. 

   Clocks

   April 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm

   Can I just enter myself? I mean, I’m pretty witty AND I’m a fun activity.

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2. 

   Andrew Cathie

   April 24, 2009 at 1:59 pm

   Furlock Homes – You solve a series of whodunnits by driving Tera around town where she has sex with various people to find out clues on what is going down.

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3. 

   Cassa

   April 24, 2009 at 3:23 pm

   Where in the world is Carmen Saints Row – You must prevent the world famous thief Carmen Saintsroe from robbing your store fronts and apartments.

   I had another idea about combining Septic Avenger and Escort, but that was a bit creepier, although it did more directly involve Tera Patrick.

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4. 

   url404

   April 24, 2009 at 3:31 pm

   Shame it’s only for the 360 I would have definitely entered for a PS3 version.

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5. 

   saintsfan

   April 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm

   Wide Receiver – Tera fires used…undergarments…from one of those things they use to fire t-shirts into the crowd at baseball games. You have to run around and catch them before other crazed Tera fans do.

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6. 

   saintsfan

   April 24, 2009 at 3:55 pm

   and a driving one:

   Joyride – Please Tera by taking her on the bumpiest ride possible.

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7. 

   Dr_Stef

   April 24, 2009 at 4:03 pm

   A secret section in the game actually named:
   Who wants to ride Tera Patrick.

   Well… I guess that wasn;t witty at all lol

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8. 

   HotDamn!

   April 24, 2009 at 5:17 pm

   Frang-it! : When chillin’ at your crib, read Tera’s mood and guess which flavoured franga she’d prefer you to use. Bonus points if you guess whether or not she wants ribbed and the addition of KY.

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9. 

   Vextroid

   April 24, 2009 at 5:29 pm

   Tera-Flying:

   You (dressed in a Penis Suit) are on an ATV on the top of a giant ramp.
   You have to drive down the ramp as fast as you can and at the end of the ramp it curves up and has a small fence on the end so that you crash the ATV and go flying off the ATV. Now using the games Ragdoll-Physics Engine you control your character in the air left and right and make him/her crash into a giant billboard of Tera Patrick in a bikini or lingerie etc. Points are awarder for landing on billboard more for landing for different parts of her body. Extra bonus points for landing in her *open* mouth and a special in you land in her bonus ‘hole’ in which the billboard explodes in flames and Tera Patrick lets off a satisfying moan.

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10. 

    Stan

    April 24, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Tera-Forming: Tera is in a bit of trouble and the only way for her to get out of it is to sleep with the people who are after her. It is your job to eliminate the people who are after her before they sleep with her.

    Gameplay: you must drive Tera to certain location to meet with the people and then get to a location that you can see into the window. useing a sniper rifle Tera game you, you must take out the person who is in there with her. if you fail to eliminate the targets, Tera gets raped.

    Probly not that witty, but it’s all i could think of… GOOD LUCK ALL!!! =]

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11. 

    Codeape

    April 24, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Pervert Patrol… jack a minibus, get Tera to hop in the back and shake her cans out the window as passers-by. As each poor sod comes inside thinking he’s found the new bang-bus, *blam*

    respect is earned based on how many perverts you blast before the cops get wind of you.

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12. 

    Codeape

    April 24, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    or, for a less violent version, you could drop the pervs off at the local police station for cash, but at detriment to your respect.

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13. 

    American Psycho

    April 24, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    Tear A Patrick – after you find out that ‘Patrick’ is going to rat you out to the feds you and Tera go around town and tear them all a new one.

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14. 

    HotDamn!

    April 25, 2009 at 1:04 am

    @Claudia

    Well played there in the ‘wit’ department. Hehe…”deliver”…..

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15. 

    mattGRAVE

    April 25, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Diva:
    Tera whinges like a pregnant woman about this and that you have to drive around the city fetching things she “needs”.

    Think Potato Gems at 3am game time.

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16. 

    max

    April 25, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    breast interests
    you use tera’s two biggest achievements to distract people who are driving into hitting you thus gaining insurance.
    because people are interested in her breasts,
    and getting money for you is in your best interest
    thus
    yeah you get the pun

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17. 

    Andrew C

    April 26, 2009 at 9:12 am

    Tera-byte

    You and Tera must hunt down porn piracy groups in selected suburbs around Stillwater and ‘burn’ them down.

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18. 

    American Psycho

    May 16, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    So who won?

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