We’ve got four pairs of download codes to give away for the Xbox 360 version of the new Saints Row 2: Ultor Exposed DLC. Wanna win?
What is Ultor Exposed? Well, besides featuring some fantastic lip warmers, it’s got three new co-op missions featuring Tera Patrick, new vehicles, customisation options and multiplayer maps. It hits Xbox Live today for 800 Microsoft Points.
But if you’re not keen on paying for it yourself, why not try winning a pair of download codes. Why a pair? Because it’s all about the co-op, so there’s one code for yourself and one for a friend.
All you need to do is describe a new Saints Row 2 activity. You know the existing Saints activities, such as Fuzz, which parodies reality TV shows like Cops by tasking you with filming all sorts of violent escapades around town. We want you to come up with something that would be more suitable for young Ms Patrick. Something that would best utilise her talents. Leave your entry in the comments and the wittiest four we receive over the weekend will win the codes.
Remember, we said wittiest.
Clocks
April 24, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Can I just enter myself? I mean, I’m pretty witty AND I’m a fun activity.
Report PermalinkAndrew Cathie
April 24, 2009 at 1:59 PM
Furlock Homes – You solve a series of whodunnits by driving Tera around town where she has sex with various people to find out clues on what is going down.
Report PermalinkCassa
April 24, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Where in the world is Carmen Saints Row – You must prevent the world famous thief Carmen Saintsroe from robbing your store fronts and apartments.
I had another idea about combining Septic Avenger and Escort, but that was a bit creepier, although it did more directly involve Tera Patrick.
Report Permalinkurl404
April 24, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Shame it’s only for the 360 I would have definitely entered for a PS3 version.
Report Permalinksaintsfan
April 24, 2009 at 3:48 PM
Wide Receiver – Tera fires used…undergarments…from one of those things they use to fire t-shirts into the crowd at baseball games. You have to run around and catch them before other crazed Tera fans do.
Report Permalinksaintsfan
April 24, 2009 at 3:55 PM
and a driving one:
Joyride – Please Tera by taking her on the bumpiest ride possible.
Report PermalinkDr_Stef
April 24, 2009 at 4:03 PM
A secret section in the game actually named:
Who wants to ride Tera Patrick.
Well… I guess that wasn;t witty at all lol
Report PermalinkHotDamn!
April 24, 2009 at 5:17 PM
Frang-it! : When chillin’ at your crib, read Tera’s mood and guess which flavoured franga she’d prefer you to use. Bonus points if you guess whether or not she wants ribbed and the addition of KY.
Report PermalinkVextroid
April 24, 2009 at 5:29 PM
Tera-Flying:
You (dressed in a Penis Suit) are on an ATV on the top of a giant ramp.
Report PermalinkYou have to drive down the ramp as fast as you can and at the end of the ramp it curves up and has a small fence on the end so that you crash the ATV and go flying off the ATV. Now using the games Ragdoll-Physics Engine you control your character in the air left and right and make him/her crash into a giant billboard of Tera Patrick in a bikini or lingerie etc. Points are awarder for landing on billboard more for landing for different parts of her body. Extra bonus points for landing in her *open* mouth and a special in you land in her bonus ‘hole’ in which the billboard explodes in flames and Tera Patrick lets off a satisfying moan.
Stan
April 24, 2009 at 5:35 PM
Tera-Forming: Tera is in a bit of trouble and the only way for her to get out of it is to sleep with the people who are after her. It is your job to eliminate the people who are after her before they sleep with her.
Gameplay: you must drive Tera to certain location to meet with the people and then get to a location that you can see into the window. useing a sniper rifle Tera game you, you must take out the person who is in there with her. if you fail to eliminate the targets, Tera gets raped.
Probly not that witty, but it’s all i could think of… GOOD LUCK ALL!!! =]
Report PermalinkCodeape
April 24, 2009 at 5:39 PM
Pervert Patrol… jack a minibus, get Tera to hop in the back and shake her cans out the window as passers-by. As each poor sod comes inside thinking he’s found the new bang-bus, *blam*
respect is earned based on how many perverts you blast before the cops get wind of you.
Report PermalinkCodeape
April 24, 2009 at 5:40 PM
or, for a less violent version, you could drop the pervs off at the local police station for cash, but at detriment to your respect.
Report PermalinkAmerican Psycho
April 24, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Tear A Patrick – after you find out that ‘Patrick’ is going to rat you out to the feds you and Tera go around town and tear them all a new one.
Report PermalinkHotDamn!
April 25, 2009 at 1:04 AM
@Claudia
Well played there in the ‘wit’ department. Hehe…”deliver”…..
Report PermalinkmattGRAVE
April 25, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Diva:
Tera whinges like a pregnant woman about this and that you have to drive around the city fetching things she “needs”.
Think Potato Gems at 3am game time.
Report Permalinkmax
April 25, 2009 at 5:07 PM
breast interests
Report Permalinkyou use tera’s two biggest achievements to distract people who are driving into hitting you thus gaining insurance.
because people are interested in her breasts,
and getting money for you is in your best interest
thus
yeah you get the pun
Andrew C
April 26, 2009 at 9:12 AM
Tera-byte
You and Tera must hunt down porn piracy groups in selected suburbs around Stillwater and ‘burn’ them down.
Report PermalinkAmerican Psycho
May 16, 2009 at 12:07 PM
So who won?
Report PermalinkClaudia
April 24, 2009 at 7:31 PM
The Black Vegetable
Help Tera and her acquaintances make use of an excitingly large cucumber supply. How many can you deliver?!
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