Albert Wesker Stands 12″ Tall

@MDX: I don't blame you, her GUNS were all over the place bwahaha.

CosmicElement

@Señor Vorpal Kickass'o: Saying "send in the clowns" should not inspire that much dread.

But now...

beanspeppin

@Mister Jack is Giving Out Telltale Coupons!: With Boulder punching action!

@Aparanoidandroi: URABOROSSS WILL BE RELEASSSED INTO THE ATMOSSSPHERE

FrankieViturello

If only these didn't cost like $200 with shipping I'd buy them all.

FrankieViturello

@Mister Jack is Giving Out Telltale Coupons!: Remember when we all were aghast at Chris' inhuman biceps during previews for RE5? How we all asked ourselves,

"My goodness, what could Chris possibly need those biceps for? Surely, he was already physically fit? Why, Capcom, why the biceps?"

The boulder.

You could play Chess on those clothes. Well, you could try.

Is it me...or does that really not look that much like Wesker?

Jeremy Stephens

@Black-Dog-Howls: And when you see all twelve of them pile out of the same clown car? Horrifying.

OMG hes wearing a VANS hoodie

Dante Gonxhja

@svenhoek: Got His Wish!: It is too late to right your wrong. All is lost.

Beyond-Infinity

Complete. Global. Saturation.

Violent St. Cannon

@gcZanmato: I'm gettin more of a T-1000/Robert Patrick vibe over here

trailracer

@Indrajit: "Is that all you HAAAVE?"

Vorpal

needs moar chris redfield, he is the man

nypad5

@vkaraoke: You think checkered clothing is scary? Wait until the vertical stripes with polka dots in them guys start coming after you.

Black-Dog-Howls

@Indrajit: "Your feeble attempts only delay the inevitable"

@Esper mind tricks: Oops forgot

/sarcasm

svenhoek: Got His Wish!

The face matches the game model rather well.

billysan

*Holds up a picture of Chris*

Have you seen this boy?

Tethandros

@comtar: Complete... thread... saturation...

[ZTF]214A, 2A, 5A, 5B, 5C, 5D, 214B, 214D

Wish I could have Wesker hair :(

@gogt200:
>_> <_<
*whispers*
I think he is.

Esper mind tricks

@WonkersWatilla:

Ahhhhhhhhhh the reply button. Bane of late night posting since the reply button was implemented.

@Alternate, I cho-cho-chose the impossible: Wesker appears in the game very quickly IIRC. Game's good too :)

Wait . . . "when will I be famous" was sung by a bunch of dudes?

Man, this is almost as bad as finding out that Hansen had wangs.

TrjnRabbit

@Indrajit: "Sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not use to escorting men."

Actual Wesker quote from RE1.

comtar

Like Gogt200 said, I really REALLY REALLY hope you're just joking.

@XForce: Now how about one of "Excella" with that detail?

Pornosaur

@svenhoek: Got His Wish!:

I really, really hope you aren't serious.

@vkaraoke: :O
*shudders*

@Indrajit: To be honest I was staring at Jill during that entire part of the game.

MDX

@Indrajit: Thank you very m...HEY!

WTF is Biohazard? Its called Resident Evil dumbasses.

svenhoek: Got His Wish!

@Indrajit: the series' most under-rated boss ever... the quicktime extravaganza that was that damn boulder. :P

Killer_Silly

@Jawmuncher:

Hope you got the Money. I can tell you now that if you don't have atleast $250 USD then you can forget about buying both of them.

ShazBo

CHHHRRRIIIIIISSSSS

I think the odds are fair: two on two?

Overklocked

@MaxDragon7: You know how scary it is to be hunted down by a man who wears checkered clothing?

@Atomsk88: That right, is now MINE.

Awesome.

Siye

@Indrajit: Well, isn't this one big family reunion.

What. A. Pimp.

@MaxDragon7: Pretty sure it's supposed to be carbon fiber.

@Sylar will take the power from Crecente's hair: You're very astute.

Enter the Matrix! Or at least look a lot like it.

ollemadnotglad

@Indrajit: I take it you all liked Ken Lally's perforamnce.

@Indrajit: I'm taking the two of you with me!

And that's not really a quote, I just want people to follow me around quoting Wesker all day menacingly at people passing by...

@Komrade Kayce: Uroburos shall herald a new Genesis, and I shall be its creator!

@Silveth: Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I have to spare with you.

@Indrajit:
@Silveth:

lol. I loved that name.

URRRRROOOBOOOOROOUUSSSSS

and, just because...

FOUND YOU!

@Indrajit: You'll pay for that!

@Indrajit: Don't you two ever tire of failing your mission?

Sqrfrk

Damn you, Chris!

I'm going to try and Get Albert and Chris.

I really like these figures

@Silveth: Uroburos will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete, global saturation.

@Komrade Kayce: CHHRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS...!!!

@Silveth: War and Pestilence wherever you go! Do you really believe mankind is worth saving?!

@Indrajit: There's no point in hiding!

@Komrade Kayce: Seven minutes is all anyone can ever spare for anything, really.

Eating?
Pooping?
Sex-ing?
Watching "The Happening"?

Wesker is so wise.

@Komrade Kayce: Poor deluded Chris, how you so love your self-righteousness.

@Mister Jack is Giving Out Telltale Coupons!: Ah, the boulder. The unsung hero of Resident Evil 5.

@Indrajit:

Theres no point in hiding!

is he wearing an overcoat over a tucked jacket?

soulgrunt

Come back when you have a statue of Chris Redfield punching a boulder. Then we'll talk.

Mister Jack is Giving Out Telltale Coupons!

@Komrade Kayce: Ah, there you are!

Indrajit

@MaxDragon7: Further enhances his reflexes, and it provides and optical illusion..make him seem farther, closer, faster..that kind of thing

@Indrajit:

HAVE AT YOU

Nice spoiler there.

But yenno, I dont really care as if I really cared about the plot I'd probably have played the game by now.

Poor performance indeed.

Indrajit

<3 So realistic-ish.

NekuSakuraba

At first glance at the picture, I honestly thought it was a real life photo.

Very impressive detail.

XForce

You have seven minutes to take that blue pill, Chris.

Seven minutes.

A twelve foot tall Wesker?

God help us all!

WolvenOne

Looks more like Jim Carrey

Damn, that looks badass. The details are really well done! Awesome!

I've got to wonder though, but, why checkered clothing?

and looks metro

@Kazzahdrane: lol more like 75% way through the game, but alriiiiight.

Superlocke

@Beyond-Infinity: Never give up!

Please, I've been playing Resident Evil since RE2. If you think I dont know what Biohazard is, well, I dont really fucking care.

svenhoek: Got His Wish!

wow this figure looks EXACTLY like Mark Valley (from Fringe and Human Target)

[www.fringebloggers.com]

12 inches of plastic. i bet he'll be popular with the ladies.

coolguyface

@Andrefpvs: Well, it looks like I gave a poor performance indeed.

I'm just getting started!

Sythlia

Reminds me of Harrison Ford.

How come someone made an albino JC Denton figure and no one told me.

holy attention to detail, batman! look at that suit!

solar_tf

@vkaraoke: Wesker is the last person I want to see skanking around at a ska show.

@svenhoek: Got His Wish!: Where's that Soviet attack dog when you need him...

@gcZanmato: Funny, it reminded me of Ben Stiller.

@Indrajit:

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I CAN SPARE to play with you.

I'm very picky with my favorite line :3

Didn't know they made carbon fiber jackets.

I hate Hot Toys!!! They drain my money. I need this figure. I was just waiting for him to be announced since the RE5 license was a done deal, and here he is. I can wait for Chris, don't need Sheva at all, but Wesker is my favorite RE character, so it's a must buy :)

You can't hide forever.

Coats a tiny weird, but I would still buy that.

WESKERSSSS!!!!

JOOHHHNNN CCCOONNNEEERR...

eit iis tyime.

Hey i have no where else to ask this and its RE5 related so here it goes

I was playing devil may cry 2 the other day with my bro and this airplane said oroboros(sp) on it now tell me capcom is really that lazy...

I would have gotten a wesker from previous games but in RE5 he just looked like a generic guy with all black, black sunglasses and pretty boring. Looked like well, anyone from the matrix movies.

@Superlocke: dude, he's in the trailers. :/

@Komrade Kayce - Soviet Attack Dog: MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO PLAY WITH YOU

@Indrajit:
Brrrother!!
Oh wait, wrong blond vaguely-British sunglasses guy.

@Sammo21: If he was I doulblt he'd look that old.

Kira773

@AxelMinami:

Blonde Ryan Reynolds IMO

Does he complete with fail, too?

@Dangeresque Wants to Take You For a Ride: You're out of time!

Indrajit

SNAAAAAKEEEE!!!
oh wrong game......

wulfsaga2

@Junker:

There's no point in hiding.

...core...

@necrostevo: No, no, no, Plunkett got it wrong when he said 12 inches. It's 12 inches lying down. Cause, you know, Wesker's hard...

@WolvenOne:

For the record, he's only 12 INCHES tall... so in theory, you could squish him with your shoe... and God wouldn't even need to help.

@misc.insanity: Well, I know lots about survival in a harsh environment. I've lived in Alaska longer than you, so call me if you have any questions about the flora or fauna out here. My frequency is 141.80.

@gcZanmato: JC Denton.

@shefakedit21: It's that nasally voice that gets the ladies going.

GreyFoxV1

@Indrajit: The right....TO BE A GOD?

@deathvanquished: Yep I totally thought that was Ryan Reynolds until I read the article

@misc.insanity: It's been TOO LONG!

Sqrfrk

Comes with exclusive Dulce Govanna jacket! HelloOOooOo!

whoa! thats awesome!!!!

this is Mcdonnell Miller, its been a long time Snake...

oh wait wrong game

@FrankieViturello: How much is that in pubes?

@Komrade Kayce - Soviet Attack Dog: You're just delaying the inevitable...

Anyone else thinking this kinda looks like Ryan Reynolds 10 years from now?

@svenhoek: Really Likes Supernatural: Care enough to belligerently defend yourself, I notice.

OMG thats so hot. If he only had rooted hair, then I would already own one. That jacket is tdf though...