It was the Memorial Day holiday over in the States yesterday. So there’s less news overnight than usual. Instead, there was a lot of nonsense.

It Is Now OK To Wear White Pants
It really isn’t.

Left 4 Dead’s Francis Hates Whatever You Hate
What if we hate Francis?

Man Vs. Dog: Personal Trainer: Walking Grudge Match
Crecente’s dog is called Lightfoot.

Kotaku Robot Wars: The Beginning
Whose your favourite gaming robot?

Noby Noby Boy Sets Foot On Mars
Ah, it’s the crown prince of nonsense!