Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
Yesterday we pinged Majesco for a comment on Activision’s newly announced Science Papa title for the Wii and DS, only to have Cooking Mama herself reveal her sordid past with the science geek.
We were a bit taken aback by Activision’s choice of names for their new mini-game compilation, but Mama isn’t surprised. After all, she dated Science Papa back when she was Cooking Single Woman.
“So you want some dirt on “Science Papa” to splash on your site? I’ll shovel it. We dated briefly (when he had much better hair). And now he clearly wants a piece of the best-selling pie by associating himself with an incredibly successful, and I’ll emphasise, happily married, woman. Frankly, he never appreciated my cooking and I grew weary of his tedious “experiments.” You want real mind-bending science, go figure out how to make Toulouse Cassoulet for your next dinner party of 20 and let me know how it goes, Papa.
I’m no expert, but I’d say it could very well be on. Let’s just hope Science Papa isn’t even better than Mama at dishing dirt.
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Owned.
roq
@CommentatorHatman: Don't forget Cable Man, Plumber and Pizza Guy too
@Superlocke: They're like two positively charged ions!
Boom! Simpsons reference for the win!
@reality.exe -console: Haha I love that one. One of my all time favorites next to his most recent one about gaming
@CommentatorHatman: ...cook or sleep with dudes?
(sorry, had to)
HJSoulma
@BryanH: Agreed!!
lucasreis
@Combichristoffersen:
They probably involved the back of a Volkswagen
king rex
@Curse_Lily: Ain't that the truth. don't hate on mama if you don't feel housewife is a profession. :)
In the words of one of my favorite shows... "NOT THE MOMMA!"
@Nitro378: This seems like a bit of the inverse. Science Papa demonstrating in front of Cooking Mama, who slaps him and sends him away.
acknowledging the competition is the new pr meme.
Fabrice
I hope Science Papa is Terrific!
Ezen better ten Ma-ma!
PerswAsian
@Heliophage: ZING.
@Paradox me: Oh gawd, you guys are killing me.
@Lainface: You mean the Imagine Party Babyz? Oh my god, this thing's going full circle.
No one fucks with Cooking Mama..and lives.
Deathbearer
@Nitro378: First thing I thought of too. So funny.
Note: If you find it unfunny, please reach behind yourself and pull that huge stick out of your ass.
Vkoslak
My hope for this is that Science Papa responds with a press release of his own than the two get caught up in their own fiction and before you know it gaming sites are filled with PR over a non exitent romance. Yeah that'd be awesome.
Flyhawk
@BigJDawg319: I think the Science Papa - Cooking Mama affair is where Imagine: Babyz comes from.
@Heliophage: Perhaps my favorite comment ever.
Jimstyle
@LoopyChew: Perhaps they simply couldn't get that ...bond... to last forever.
Superlocke
@Komrade Kayce: Seriously, it's awesome.
It's made even better if you imagine saying this in the voice she has in the games. I love it!
terebi
@Valnen: That don't look like Ctrl Alt Del to me.
OH SNAP!!!!
This is the greatest thing in video game history ever.
If you disagree you have no soul.
@madammina: Wait...you mean she isn't?
RidleyTJN
@Valnen: I think that was the point of the comic. Some argue Cooking Mama is generalizing/stereotyping/not making a good role model for women. Me and my Girlfriend think the games are pretty fun but we don't read too much into it as I guess others might.
RidleyTJN
@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): FUCK I CAN'T SAY NO HOMO I SLEPT WITH A DUDE!
If I knew how to do it better I'd probably do it more often.
@Juan José Méndez Gallardo: I could be the milkman!
Or the dishwasher repair guy!
@LoopyChew: Next we'll find out he left her because of a yeast infection.
@NeVeRMoRe666: I am not ashamed that I purposefully seek out Rule 34 on Cooking Mama.
Rawr!
@ShadowOdin finally got a copy of Suikoden III. Is upset wit...:
At this point, I'm thinking that not every company should do this. The ones with talented individuals that can produce witty comments, sure.
Activision, for example? No.
Oh NO SHE DIN'T!! *Z-snaps*
@Heliophage: Well played.
Man Cooking Mama is a badass. I've been on the fence about purchasing the game for my iPhone. But I'm sold. That kind of PR needs to be encouraged.
(It is really fun btw on the iPhone)
lonecow12
this is wonderful
NeoSamurai
@Nitro378: Terrible unfunny comic about a serious subject.
Valnen
@Lainface: Or if their are disfigured people involved. He will "tastefully" call them mutants.
Valnen
@Komrade Kayce: I'm with you. This is the newer generation-type thinking you'd expect of people getting into the workforce.
It bothers me when people start working with PR and keep doing the same thing that everyone else is doing.
@Paradox me: Maybe he wasn't interested in her on a more... base... level.
@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): Wonderful! Even Better Than Papa!
@BigJDawg319: Maury only gets involved if Mama and Papa have a lovechild. Or one of the two has a fear of balloons.
@ : Bitch be trippin' balls. Tell 'em Oak!
[sharkrobot.com]
@Heliophage: She was sugar when all he wanted was Hydro Chloric acid. =(
hobob
@NeVeRMoRe666 RROD'd and is sad: Spends all day cooking, all alone... suuuure, "happily married."
Everyone knows MILFs are never happily married.
>_>
Juan José Méndez Gallardo
It probably wasn't the taste of Mama's food that put Papa off. Still I blame him: If you want fish to taste good, you have to saute it right!
@Heliophage: That was the worst of them all. Shame on you, sir.
Juan José Méndez Gallardo
@Komrade Kayce: So true. Sure is great to see a PR department with class, wit and intelligence stepping right outside the box and grinning at you.
@NeVeRMoRe666: No homo?
I actually enjoy cooking too. In fact, I've cooked the Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners in my family for the past 17 years and it's usually an 8 to 16 course affair. No homo!
@Curse_Lily: I'm not gonna ask mama how the spunk tasted :|
@Heliophage: Geez it sound like Papa for got the prenuptial agreement.
@ZombiePuppy: Yes?...
Nitro378
Well...THAT was the most awesomest reply to anything, ever.
Science Papa...you've just been served.
@Sir_Pennyworth:
She didn't feel comfortable with him ...experimenting... with his sexuality.
Sorry.
@Nitro378: Do you have to ask?
ಠ_ಠ...
ZombiePuppy
if you can't stand the heat...
trevortibble
@madammina:
Exact portions?
Do you want it to taste like science, or do you want it to taste like love?
@Curse_Lily: Umm... Okay then.
Nitro378
@Nudgenudge: and this kind of PR makes me ponder if I should get the game, on iPhone and/or DS.
So, it works.
Nudgenudge
Science Papa: How To Be A Playa
Trowble (XBL/PSN)
Science Papa responded:
"I've already had a taste of that 'best selling pie,' and it tasted like fish. You're happily married because your husband clearly lacks taste buds. That's probably why he can stomach your cooking.
As for 'experiments,' it was once! And your sister was perfectly fine with it."
@Nitro378: Don't worry it's just my inner bitch acting up and took thing serious I'm really sorry for it.
This almost makes me interested in Cooking Mama. ALMOST
Nitro378
@Nudgenudge: But what wine goes best with sausage, I wonder?
Sir_Pennyworth
Oh the stereotypes! I happen to enjoy cooking thank you very much!
@TRT-X: Sorry....
"...happily married, woman"
THAT is one awesome response! I really love Majesco's attitude in defending their line of products with humor and fair play.
Inzoum
@Komrade Kayce: Thanks for making me laugh out loud in the office, now I look weirder than ever :)
Nocturne_Rose
@Sir_Pennyworth: I hope they bring it on, she has butcher knives.
Pretty sure she would Lorena Bobbit the Science Papa like there was no tomorrow.
Nudgenudge
@Nocturne_Rose:
+ Watch video
@Paradox me: I guess they didn't have a ...spicy... relationship.
Sorry.
Sir_Pennyworth
@Curse_Lily: What.. why are you making that face...
Nitro378
@Psudonym: Same here. Though it would help if Mama gave exact portions for her ingredients...
madammina
Great answer, Majesco! Love the humor! Just like the PETA response!
Of course... I hope you realize you'll now get sued by Activision. They have no humor.
Sir_Pennyworth
@Komrade Kayce: Unless we are actually the same person and never realised it ... until now!!!
Nocturne_Rose
@Komrade Kayce: Agreed! I LOVE how they treat Mama like she's real, and she's incharge of everything. This is great!
madammina
After reading responses from "Mama"...has anybody else felt inclined to just email "her" for the heck of it?
It doesn't look like there was any.. chemistry.. between Science Papa and Cooking Mama.
Sorry.
Paradox me
I dearly enjoy this silly fiction they've wrapped themselves with. I'll take Cooking Mama over Rachel Ray any day.
Psudonym
@Nocturne_Rose:
Dude. 9:09 and right above you, 9:09, almost the exact same comment?
Thats some freaky shit.
@Nitro378: ಠ_à²
With this and their response to PETA, Mejesco are definately one of the best companies to see in an internet "fight"
Nocturne_Rose
@Elvidnir: Suffer Not the Manager to Live!: Did you shove your hand in it or something?
After this, and their handling of the PETA, this is some of the best PR handling non-Atlus that I've ever seen.
Reminds me of this...
[www.vgcats.com]
Nitro378
Activision: They further associated themselves with our game. It's gonna sell like hotcakes [that Cooking Mama made first, but we're selling them]!
Paradox me
I wonder what "experiments" he made her participate in..
That burn was worse than my grandmother's potroast!
lol@this
djricekcn
Ooh, sparks!
CASSOULET!
Mama rules, that's all.
Nudgenudge
Ooh. I hope there's no little "experiment" running around, or the next episode of Maury might have just gotten a litttttle more interesting.
Oooh Mama got spunk
@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under):
You know, some girls actually do squirt when they orgasm, its referred to as female ejaculation
Avinash_Tyagi
Cooking Mama in Pure PR Pwnage II!
Pure Fucking Genius!
lucasreis
@PerswAsian: Why do I immediatly think of the medic from TF2? XD
And then the Medic and Cooking Mama dating? 0_o
yanipheonu
I think they still got it in for each other.
Hahaha, this is great. I want to go out and buy Cooking Mama now. Girl's got spunk.
Oh, she's married. With kids. nvm
@jebus2477: Man that pizza guy, always adding in extra pepperoni
MonsterKingRen
@king rex:
I hear it's pretty uncomfortable back there
Cooking Mama has got some spice!!!
@madammina: Some recipes you can spit ball, I made a delicious crab meat omelet based on Cooking Momma Wii that wasn't measured exactly.
@Sir_Pennyworth: A nice Chardonnay to accompany phallic meat.... MMMMMMM
Science Papa + Cooking Mama = TRAUMA CENTER UNDER THE KNIFE 3 *slapped double time.*
@NeVeRMoRe666: and i like science very much! this should be re-evaluated.
Yeah, because a woman's place is in the kitchen and a man's place is in an estimable, fulfilling and often financially rewarding career.
kiddoblivion