Just What You’ve Always Wanted: A Playboy MMO
Actually, “Playboy Manager” wants to be called a MCOG (Massively Casual Online Game). I’ll call it a FaPS. It arrives this summer and is free and browser-based, so you can play it one-handed.
In Playboy Manager, you’ll play a talent agent managing the careers of Playboy’s hottest (and nudest) up and coming models. The objective is to get her bedded by Hef named Playmate, with a room in the Playboy Mansion. I guess that guy at left is your character.
Flackery describes it as “The luxurious Playboy lifestyle presented in an online game packed full of wit, style, and pictures which can only be described as titillating,” and says the game will combine elements of turn-based gaming and trading cards. Of course, there’s no way any of this could be real-time. Too much afk - or jfk, really.
Jolt Online Gaming is handling the development. They’re taking preregistrations now, offering a chance to win a lifetime of porn as sign-up inducements.
Playboy Casual MMO Announced for PC [Video Games Blogger]
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@e-friend isn't your e-foe: Back...and to the right. Ahh that's the spot.
afrosheen
Faps. xD
aaj111
FaPS...HAHAHA XD
So, let me get this straight...
You sign up, and you get to play as a cartoon chach that works for a dying magazine?
FAIL, EPIC - 1 EACH. (DO NOT ISSUE)
Well, that character art seems...perfect. I hope he's wearing carefully distressed jeans with dress shoes.
@MarquisMark:
Well sorry, but with all the retards on the internetS, how can one tell?
A little "/" would have helped, maybe...
@BarbeQueQ: Ah, I forgot about pornhub! You're right, that one is the best. Anyway, how about that Playboy FaPS?? :)
@BarbeQueQ: Take it to Fleshbot plzkthx
@bableebooblah-new and improved.: massive multiple orgies?
@D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid: This is my favorite comment this year.
@Vavaylah: Stimulation amirite?
@Jared Reeves: ...the internet?
Nitro378
@duckmouth: Youporn and Redtube are way overrated. There are better sites like Pornhub and Spankwire.
BarbeQueQ
@Vavaylah: kinky
excaleranth
@AxelMinami: well, it's a nice addition to what it's already got.
excaleranth
lololol, Owen! Hilarious. :)
@MarquisMark: Missed the memo, huh? It's all about counter-clockwise these days, man.
D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid
@Thassodar: Even though it was not directed at me, i feel inclined to offer a rebuttle.
1. That's not demeaning, it's discrimination.
2. you have no point here.
3. Free will allows us to label, Free speech allow us to express/vocalize, Free cookies are just great.
Besides, I hardly think Playboy has issues being labeled "woman-unfriendly" That is to say, they're probably either used to it, they don't care or the money makes up for it. This is just Playboy trying to "cybernize" before the redundancy of the mag (or other exploits) get so painfully obvious they just give in. Them trying to get into games is just trying to secure their future as the institution of poontang.
Playboy's dying, who cares? I don't, who cares?
D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid
@MarquisMark: EWWWWW facepalm in a FAP explanation.
Nothing beats a lifetime supply of playboy! Sign me up!
Jared Reeves
@Ducktape is bored =(: I think it's -my- turn to facepalm.
MarquisMark
@Fallible.: It's a job. They get payed for it.
If I was male and shoveled shit for a living, and they only hired men for the job, wouldn't that be demeaning to men?
If I was male and I work at a strip club I provide services for women, and in turn I receive money.
It's called economics and free-will. If they are fine showing their bodies and making money doing it, then let them do it without labeling them.
Al lifetime supply of porn? Uh, youporn and redtube already take care of that. Thanks though!
@bableebooblah-new and improved.: megerkin?
D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid
@Ducktape is bored =(: I hope you're kidding about being unsure whether he's kidding or not.
Icemael
@Fallible.: In a casual, kid-friendly manner no less!
Yay once more!
D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid
@D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid: As a playboy executive I take a fence to that remark. We did a careful and considerate study of the male demographic and found that most men do enjoy porn and games.
I also do not think you did your math write. They should be multiplied not added. 90% * 60% =540%.
Thank you for your concern in the design process.
Playboy Executive
P.S. Booyah!
For some reason. This game makes me think of this.
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@MarquisMark:
Wow... I hope you're kidding... otherwise you're quite retarded...
@pandafresh: manswers!spike an hdnet are the best
Rey Rodrigues
Playboy brainstorm session:
"About 90% of the entire male population likes porn, amirite!!??"
*collective "boo-yah"*
"About 60% of the male populous also enjoys gaming, amirite!!??
*some w00ts and a "hell yeah!"*
"So by combining the two, we're looking at drawing in 150% of the male populous with this single idea!!!"
*greenlight*
....sigh
D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid
Yes. Because the internet is deprived of porn already, this is exactly what we need.
celark
i wonder what the MMO part stands for?
well since it is a playboy MMO i'm guessing it's:
Men
Masturbating
Online
yep, i really don't want to buy it now that i know the avatar right next to me is jerkin his megerkin.
bableebooblah-new and improved.
@[twitpic.com]
I need to facepalm my own facepalm.
@[s3.amazonaws.com]
@OW-Holmes:R.O.A.C.H reject:
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@Chances: A contradiction in terms.
vid3oman64
Anyone taking bets they'll have the, 'Verify Your Age' gate to (not) keep horny young teens with access to the web (i.e. Everyone) from playing?
@pandafresh: Hey bro, did you hear about Chad's kegger?
ummm wow simply wow FAIL
King_Faisal_94
A casual MMO. Does not compute.
I'm surprised Owen didn't go for any masturbatorial humour.
On a completely unrelated note, what does FaPS stand for?
MarquisMark
Come that has to be a joke
*Fap Fap Fap*
A lifetime of porn as an inducement to signing up? Is the internet shutting down or am I missing the incentive?
FaPS: Finger and Palm Simulation
Vavaylah
Yay!
Now everyone can demean women!
AW SWEET, I'M GUNNA REGISTER AS SOON AS I'M DONE LOOKING AT MY MAXIM AND WATCHING SPIKE TV!
pandafresh
I'll never think of "JFK" in the same way again.
Like if the internet needed something like this.
Relax, guys. There are plenty of facepalms to go around.
@OW-Holmes:R.O.A.C.H reject: I know. I think I might have already won the whole lifetime of porn sign up thing... I believe it happened when my computer connected to the internet.
Combine
@OW-Holmes:R.O.A.C.H reject:
I was SO close to falling into that trap of correcting your grammar.
Phew.
Terrorsaur-Back from the grave!
@Owen Good:
Oh god I laughed so hard at that failure, I dont even understand why.
Terrorsaur-Back from the grave!
Oh yes, it will be titillating.
Sooku
@D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid:
If this doesn't get comment of the week I think the universe might implode.
Marceuse
@Icemael: I hope everyone's kidding, or else this is the tactical facepalm of the year.
@MarquisMark:
fap palm
Words..
words..
more words...
words...
SIGN UP LIFETIME OF PORN?! Where do I sign?!
AZoMBiE
@afrosheen:
That's just plain wrong.
I laughed though.
fenex13
I saw the image before I read the article title and expected an Elite Beat Agents 2. Very disappointed.
CaptainAtman
@McClane:
first come first serve,
or is it first serve first come?
bableebooblah-new and improved.
@excaleranth: Haha you can never have enough
@D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid: Well then Playboy discriminates by only hiring women, therefore I DO have a point.
@MarquisMark: holy crap ya'll
There's hair on your facepalms!
if there is a booby touch minigame, i want it!
*You encounter a HORNY MAN!
Cyndi, go!
Action? *Strip*
Cyndi uses Strip!
*Cyndi's Defense drops.
*Cyndi stuns HORNY MAN!
*HORNY MAN is confused...*&@!$*%
*HORNY MAN uses Harden!
*HORNY MAN's Attack increases!
Action? Run
Cyndi attempts to run away...
*HORNY MAN is confused...*&@!$*%
*HORNY MAN is stunned!
*Cyndi escapes successfully.
@Thassodar: Your point was not concerning discrimination and Playboy also releases the Playgirl© magazine, guess what specific demographic that mag caters too hmm?
D-K, Came for the punch, stayed for the band-aid
For a second I thought it said Pokemon MMO....
Didn't The Sims Online just turn into a virtual whorehouse simulator? This one won't even have to get through the beta to get to that point... hurrah!
My goal in life is to never be a guy like the one seen in that picture... not even in a video game.
lolomfgisuck
@MarquisMark: hehe, completely unrelated.