Uwe Boll’s Tunnel Rats Game Now On Steam

@Etheris:

Published..Developed...they are still responsible for many great franchises, wether they helped it get made or made it. What has Uwe done that was good?
Jack fuck, that's what. lol

@EnochRodeo: He compares himself to the makers of those "Hollywood blockbusters". He constantly rants about how superior he is. He definitely deserves the criticism.

cinemandrew

@GrimCW: 3d realms actually published Wolf 3d. strange world.

abort_user

@meeish: At least it's $20. Most release games like this for $60.

phyco

orgil220

@Komrade Kayce: I'm in agreement

thaswizz

@Kyle D Johnson: Yea...that's pretty nasty lol. You gotta wash after using the bathroom always :) OR FACE SWINE FLU

@Kyle D Johnson: Don't cry. Even though people may not wash their hands, it's usually them going back to the computer to comment on Kotaku. It's OK knowing that some people like to mark their territory all over their keyboard.

Wait a sec..
..that's just nasty! D:
(Wash your hands after you use the bathroom, please! Proper hygiene, double please!)

it should be known that the game is made by Replay Studios who made Velvet Assassin, I dont think Uwe actually developed much of it

ZaredHessel

Here is what would be on the front of the box if it was retail.
"Tunnel Rats brought to you by the critically unacclaimed Uwe Boll and the studio that brought you Velvet Assassin!"

@BxB402: If you have any respect for old games, you must know who made what...

@ottothecat2008: Wait, you don't wash your hands after taking a shit?

What kind of sick mother F are you?

You do realize that it is almost impossible to not get SOME fecal bacteria on your hands after wiping your ass, no matter HOW clean it may look?

Good lord... You're a sick one =/

My hands FEEL dirty after taking a dump, it's like a natural feeling that I HAVE to wash.

If you wipe your butt, you WILL have E. Coli and other fecal bacteria ALL over your hands.
So you have to actually SEE brown material for your hands to be nasty and infectious? What the hell is the matter with you? ;(

Kyle D Johnson

Ooo, tough call there.

Uwe Boll game or Volume One of X-Men: The Animated series.

...

.........

Yeah, no. I still haven't forgiven him for tricking me into watching Dungeon Siege on Sci-fi at 2 am.

@Revenge_of_Nekojin: They are wrong and you are right :D

Just think of it that way, 90% of the internet does.

@D Mitsuki : Gotta have guts kid!: Different strokes for different folks? I know people (idiots I would call them) who sink hundreds of hours into each Madden that comes out every year. I have no interest. However, I'm sure they'd view me as just as insane if they knew that I have hundreds of hours in the varios Monster Hunter games and currently play the Korean version of MHFrontier, even though I can't read it.

@ottothecat2008: You have what people call "a hygiene problem". Wash your hands.

MonsterKingRen

On one hand I'd say his movies are terrible, well I rather enjoyed postal, but other than that it's almost a case study in everything you shouldn't do in movies... On the other hand he's the only German, and one of the few European film-makers I can name (outside my own country of course). People seem to compare his work with Hollywood blockbusters which isn't entirely fair considering he's a German movie maker using German film and production companies. I do wonder how on earth he signs great actors though.

EnochRodeo

@Bouchart: Nope.

See also: Eragon: a mediocre game based on a bad movie based on a mediocre series of books.

@Dinopoulos: Hey! Robert Townsend would be offended by your analogy!

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends: eh makes shit movies and doesn't afraid of anything?

@NINTENDO_ZEALOT: (preemptive Godwin)

Nazi Gold. Boll even says so in Postal.

@Danj3ris: Is what I would say to Mr. Boll to his face. Didn't hit reply, my bad.

@BxB402: Wolf3D was Id not 3D realms.

Hire me.

this game will never have a demo. They would be shooting themselves in the foot

@Roufuss: Your high, survival is the shit. I have put over 20 hours into it. And seeing as to how I put 100 hours of Left 4 Dead in just the demo, I don't understand how you can be anything close to bored of anything in the game.

I understand that Uwe Boll is usually associated with certified shit material, but atleast PLAY the damn game before condemning it.

@Cerabret100: Hahaha nice analogy!

Spamwich

@Roufuss: Well said. :)

Violent St. Cannon

@Komrade Kayce: I just let the bitch die. I considered it vengeance for pissing me off.

Deathbearer

Maybe this is a case of a double negative. He made a bad movie. Then naturally, a bad game based on a bad movie should be good, right?

Bouchart

Why can't Uwe Boll be more like Ed Wood for, as in making his movies so awful, that they are entertaining? Wood's movies are hilarious for all the wrong reasons. I was seriously cracking up when I saw Plan 9 from Outer Space on YouTube.

@I jizzed in my pants like a boss on a boat: I do that to make sure I don't have any left over shit between my cheeks.

Sig R.

@Roufuss:

As a sidenote, according to Steam I've put 12.5 hours into the game since launch, so if anyone has any questions or anything, I will gladly answer them.

And to anyone thinking I'm trying to justify my purchase, know that the various day 1 problems were so extreme I was about to write Steam and try to get a refund (it is possible on buggy products, if you push) however waiting for the day 1 patch (which improved connectivity) really allowed me to get into it this weekend.

@Komrade Kayce:

Killing Floor was never trying to be L4D.. the only common theme they have is survival, albeit in different ways. It's sad the game keeps getting compared to L4D because other than being an FPS there isn't anything similar about them.

For everyone else - Yes, the game has some glitches, and some rough edges, but really who expected this to be perfect out of the gate? Tripwire released a day 1 patch already based on player reactions, and for being an extremely small / indie development studio, it's quite good for what it is.

The game has a very unique feel to it, and with a couple of friends the game is an outright blast.

I agree with Violent St Cannon, except that while I knew of the games existence, it was all the day before it launched movies and interviews that got my attention. In a lot of ways, we are actually enjoying it more than L4D, because there is far more customization as Violent St Cannon pointed out and a lot more strategy involved in surviving due to the varied enemy types and how to combat them.. especially paired together. And also, on harder difficulty waves when it's harder to get money, you are really scraping to get by buying your weapons and ammunition.

Don't get me wrong, we have enjoyed L4D for months now, but Valve is really dropping the ball on letting the game stagnate... in all the time it's been out, we've gotten one new mode which is essentially a rehash, plus a new "map" for that mode.. that game needs more campaigns immediately.

But anyone writing off this game because it's not L4D is making a huge, huge mistake.

@ZaxCG2:
I don't even wash my hands. I am actually capable of wiping my ass without getting shit all over my hands.. I didn't know people had this problem.

ottothecat2008

@Shredator: I started punching them before they could finish telling me to get lost.

Interim

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends: It's kinda like that, minus the insane ragdolls. It's harder than L4D I'll say that. There's mutators and a "Sandbox" mode that lets you mod the waves however you want.

KF and L4D share the same concept but both are unique in their own ways. I never even heard of KF up until 2 weeks ago. I took a risk buying it without looking into it much (saw the trailer and read a few of the comments here) - I don't regret buying it - and It's just as fun as L4D, IMO. Can't pick a fave between them but both fall into survival/horror and as that's done right, I'm sold.

Violent St. Cannon

@Interim: Tunnel Snakes > Grease

@wtf_G:

So Wolfenstein 3D and Duke Nukem 3D sucked? That would be a zinger if 3DR had always made crap like Uwe.....but no.....unless you are just a noob gamer and have no respect for the old days.

@InstinctSage: I actually like Moira....

Interim

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends: Moira wasn't so bad.

Ok ,I know nobody's going to agree with me on that. But on first playthrough, at the very least, she didn't incite blind rage the way those friggin' little brats in lamplight did.

InstinctSage

@Zombienator:
Uwe Boll wipes his moist hands all over his face right after going number two. AND THEN washes his hands.

ZaxCG2

I watched the first few seconds of the trailer and got pissed off. Rifles in a tunnel? Tunnles were so small that you'd have to go in with few clothes, with only a flashlight and a pistol.

Desi Quintans

@karamashi: Chu Chu Rocket.
If I knew how to properly embed movies i would post the chu chu rocket crazy japanese commercial.

No DC2 cuz Sega said so, and their mascot has been reduced to a punchline of many a joke.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@Interim: Yeah, I don't think I ever met Fawkes. From what I read online Fawkes is a super mutant. Moira was just not a good character. Am I alone in this? I realize she was SUPPOSED to be annoying. But she succeeded a little too well for me.

And Firelance, you WAY underestimated the stupidity percentage.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@pandafresh: Yeah I'm with you. If nothing else he seems like a pretty fun guy.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

I'd play this, 4 teh lulz.

@Winterbringer:
The Fatherland.

@Fenring: why no hope in the dreamcast 2 ;_;

lololol
So now that game publishers have realized how much he destroys thier games and banished him... he now has to game for his movie.......
Irony at its finest

Crypysmoker

@wtf_G: Zing!

God have mercy on us all.

alpha064

@Firelance: Fawkes is not Moira. o_o

Interim

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.:

It'll be a toss between "No thanks, I don't want to upsize" and "The broken sink is this way"

@Brad League: i did. i posted a rather lengthy summary on the steam forum. its not really worth $20 imho.

abort_user

@Brad League:
[forums.steampowered.com] - someone has. I don't think he seems to be having too many issues with it, just lacking Havoc and a budget really.

(Oh n "Woohoo" for getting a tip mentioned on Kotaku)

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends:

...
Wow.
205% your fault, 90% stupidity.
So what, if Fawkes talks a lot.
So what...
She's great at helping you, and that's what she's suppose to do.

Firelance

@I jizzed in my pants like a boss on a boat: How else will you know if you need more paper or if your done wiping? :0
Also, Nekojin has the right idea.

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends: Has Lylat invaded the Andross System? ... ... did I get that wrong? :(

Interim

Wow, it sounds as bad as his movies.

K1NG EV1L

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: "i love your movies, House of the Dead was fucking hilarious, do you want to get drunk?"

and he probably would want to get drunk, and we'd have a shit ton of fun. but he's buying.

pandafresh

@Interim: Don't give up. You're our only hope.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

i don't trust this man to produce anything respectful or tasteful. if people tell me that this game is good, i'll give it a shot should a demo come out, but name recognition is working against it right now.

btw, is it really too much trouble for the managing editor to proofread his own 100-word post?

It doesn't sound good on the Steam forums.

RiotControl

@Interim: ... Movie embed fail.

If that doesn't work, I give up.

Interim

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: You're not quite the worst thing to come out of germany...but you're close.

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends:

Interim

Firefox crashed when I clicked on this story. This does not bode well for the game.

GohanGVO

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.

Interim

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: Robert Eberts Foot meet Uwe Bolls Nuts
Uwe Bolls Nuts meet Robert Eberts Foot
you two will make great friends

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.:

Woops, switch those two around.

UnseenK

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.:

Yo dawg i herd you liek makin shit movies based off shit games so we put two tvs in yo bathroom so you can watch and play with shit while takin' a shit.

UnseenK

@ShirleyTemple: +1

Combichristoffersen: Really? I thought the combo of Christian Slater and Tara Reid pretty much killed every brain cell I had going for me. But then again, I guess they were better than Clint Howard as creepy boat man. Maybe I also just liked the source material more (HOTD)/was younger and didn't notice how bad it was in comparison. Bloodrayne I just simply cannot agree with you on. For me, not only was it expectedly nonsensical, but also kind of boring. I think i'd play BR as maybe the second worst behind Postal.

Postal was actually ALMOST good, but that was why it was so bad. You'd have to see it. There are some flashes of genuinely funny moments where your hopes are rekindled followed by 20 minutes of boring terrible one liners/juvenile humor.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.:

I curse the day your father first kissed your mother!

@BxB402: If 3d Realms can get work, Uwe Boll certainly can.

wtf_G

@Komrade Kayce: Are you saying there will never be a second Dreamcast? Why don't you believe?!

Fenring

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends:
Haven't seen Postal, but Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne were both far better than House of the Dead IMO. But I guess that says more about how awful HotD was than about the quality of AitD and BR.

@Zombienator:

Of course he does, shit is renewable motivation for Uwe Boll.

Paradox me

He's the Robert Townsend of video games.

@Firelance: Fawkes? Do you mean that incessant chatterbox Moira Brown? God she was like 90% of the reason why I stopped playing that game. The other 205% was that my computer blows so much that it took forever to play as the game would invariably freeze as soon as I started firing a weapon or something. Then I'd have to reload and since i don't have the mental capacity to save more frequently play for another 1/2 hour to get to where I was where the game would once again freeze. Repeat until I smash my head against the wall and debate buying dell.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@Orian: Yes, the only way he can afford it is to keep making them, so... don't expect him to stop.

Interim

@ I jizzed in my pants like a boss on a boat:

I do all of these things. It's only natural

Shall I be the first to say it?

That screen doesn't look too bad...

*runs quivering into the corner*

Still, it would probably be a fool thing to do to buy this game off of one decent looking screen, particularly with all that you can infer from the story behind that vaguely shiny screen.

@Revenge_of_Nekojin: I agree with it being buggy. It glitched up on me once when I was changing my resolution to 1280x800 (I play on a laptop) and some enemies "spin around" as they're attacking me. I've turned up the physics detail and other settings but didn't notice much. Other than that, no problems.

If anything I'll bet that they'll drop another patch soon.

Violent St. Cannon

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.:

Hi.

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: Keep up the work.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@I jizzed in my pants like a boss on a boat: Uh, yeah. I do too.

Armagetiton

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: Falcon Punch ?

Similian

@ShirleyTemple: I don't want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola!

@Brad League: If someone sends me the money or gifts me the game, I will play it and give an in depth review of each level.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@Winterbringer:

If I remember right he gets some kind of tax break or funding from the German government for making things in Germany or something.

Orian

@Zombienator: I heard that after he wipes, he looks at the toilet paper too.

@Komrade Kayce:

I don't think there will be another zombie game as great as L4D anytime soon...

Firelance

@Violent St. Cannon: Isn't killing floor L4D only more Painkiller-ified? I just bought L4D I can't be spending all my money on zombiefests. ESPECIALLY when Uwe Boll makes a forray into video games....BASED ON HIS OWN MOVIES. It's almost too good to be believed. It'd be like if there were a Meet The Feebles video game. Instant buy.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends:

Me hope Fawke wasn't in your gang.
Me think if she were, she come back to haunt you.

Firelance

@Revenge_of_Nekojin:

So its no L4D?

Thats too bad. :(

I was looking forward to it.

@gregdoom: Took the words from my mouth.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@Komrade Kayce:

Unless you can do the speech challenge.
But it's as hard as talking Megan Fox into fucking you on LIVE TV.

Firelance

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: I don't want the damned combo, just give me my sammich.

ShirleyTemple

@Gambit09: He's like a porn director but without the only good thing about porn directors...the porn.

QualityJeverage

@BxB402: GamesRadar showed a ton of clips from his films recently, and the one for Postal was ace. Nazis, terrorists, Uwe Boll getting shot in the nuts. It was great.

@Revenge_of_Nekojin: I do mean Killing Floor, of course. For 20 bucks it's still pretty fun, but if the rough edges were shaved off I imagine it would be a whole, WHOLE lot better.

@Violent St. Cannon: I thought I WAS being smart. But the game is buggy and seems really unfinished.

@Komrade Kayce: I'm so badass I killed that guy when he was asking for help, then i went and killed his mother, respawned her via console, THEN KILLED HER AGAIN!

now that's hardcore.

I started my own gang, led them to Megaton then told them to wait while I went and bought supplies. While they waited for me, I blew up Megaton and danced in the ashes.

An Irish jig.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: Stop.

[ZTF]214A, 2A, 5A, 5B, 5C, 5D, 214B, 214D

@Winterbringer: Didn't he win the lottery or something?

[ZTF]214A, 2A, 5A, 5B, 5C, 5D, 214B, 214D

@Zombienator: Seriously, isn't that normal? It's like an instinct, because you can see if you're seriously ill by looking at your poo.

@Celestial Panda: What did that have to do with what I said? Not only is this game not worth pirating, I didn't mention piracy. Not trying to be rude, I'm just confused why you responded to me with that.

Interim

@Fadakar: WTF! on imdb, it says there are 9(!) movies he's directing between now and 2010! Words escape me...

If you could say one thing to Uwe Bolls face what would it be?

@Winterbringer: I have rented/gone to the theater to see every one of his movies. The 2$ theater mind you, but still...
It's almost fascinating watching a movie and going, "Man, I never thought anything could be worse than Bloodrayne..."

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends:

Dude. Tunnel Snakes totally ruled.

You obviously weren't cool enough to join their club, poser.

@Zombienator: Who doesn't?

People, it's Uwe Boll. Be smart and spend that $20 on Killing Floor instead.

Violent St. Cannon

@BxB402: It's this crazy dynamic where he tries to outdo himself with badness. House of the dead was bad...but the slew of movies that came after that got progressively worse. Postal was almost unwatchable. If this game is anywhere near as bad as his movies people might get it just to see HOW bad it is. He keeps himself afloat by being singularly awful. He outdoes anyone else in that field.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

I get the feeling Uwe Boll actually making a lousy video game as opposed to making a lousy movie based on a video game is one of the seven signs of the gaming apocalypse.

Right up there with 'Sony announces PS4 will be Microsoft exclusive' and 'Sega Dreamcast 2'.

Well... While I don't normally support alternative methods of acquiring video game... Especially ones that are made by seemingly unknown studios... Just might be lulz worthy...

SwKninja

Hmmm, this one can stay buried. No thanks.

Paradox me

Its actually a decent movie. *GASP* from Director Uwe?.

Yes there are continuation errors, questionable usage of 10mm shots and rather disjointed pacing. But the script has it's merits and Director Uwe finally learned to draw some kind of authentic emotion from his actors.
The movie looks like an underfunded Michael Bay film.

However, even Glass Joe has 1 win with 99 losses.

The game?, looks like a POS.

PsycheE

@simpledespot: Snakes in a Tunnel?

Zoom!

The Tunnel Snakes kinda blew...I never made it past like halfway through fallout - my brain imploded trying to do all the sidequests - so I don't know if they made an encore performance. They kinda just antagonized girls and acted like a wannabe biker gang.

DID THEY HAVE AIR PISTOLS?

Who was cooler then? Huh huh?

the end.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

There needs to be a 'Postal: Shoot kids' option in this game. that's the only way I'd buy it.

This is like penguins shuffling eachother around a waterhole...each waiting for one to fall in and see if it gets eaten.

Cerabret100

Definite buy for me!

hahahaha!

@Celestial Panda: And by all this piracy, I mean take a look at Spore, etc.
Nothing against anybody here.

If there is enough needless nudity in the games as there is in the movies....
still pass.

Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends

@Interim: With all this piracy, I'm surprised half of Kotakau haven't pirated the game, to tell us how much it sucks.

@simpledespot:

+ Watch video

And yes, Tunnel Snakes too. Except when that guy was too much of a pussy to save his own damn alcoholic mother from a couple of mutated cockroaches.

Damn right you're gonna give me your jacket for doing that, you wimp.

yeah...

@Winterbringer: My life savings went into the making of this video game.

MDX

I heard Uwe Boll looks at his dookie before he flushes it.

Every. Time.

Who the hell funds this guy?

Winterbringer

I'm curious... not 20$ worth of curious tho.

I'm afraid of spending $20 on this. I don't believe doing so would vindicate Boll in any way even if the game were amazing, which I'm sure it's not.

Interim

any one want to take one for the team and try it out.

Brad League

Golly Gee Whiz! Eight whole levels! Good thing too, I want to enjoy this piece of crap for as long as I can.

meeish

[www.imdb.com]

rofl.

It escapes me how Uwe Boll gets work at all. In a fair world he would have been fired from everything involving games a LOOOONG time ago.

Tunnel Snakes rule... not so sure about tunnel rats.

@Lion Sitter: +1 intarweb for you

i'm still waiting for my time machine so i can kidnap boll, send him back to 1938 germany, and look on while he produces the worst propaganda films ever and is summarily executed.

@Winterbringer:
It is not just about $200 million movies, grossing $400 million at the box office and DVD sales. There is a ton of B-Movies and C-Movies out there that are doing fine by costing $20 million and making that back. Postal cost $20 millions to make and grossed $40 million at box office world wide. Add the DVD sales and you can see how the movie made more money than the games ever did.

Boll is doing B-Movies, nothing more nothing less. They are no better or worse than any other B-Movies out there. The only difference is that Boll gets more public attention than most B-Movie directors out there. Which translates to making more money with his movies for more movies.

The whole myth about funding his movies by "tax evasion" is nothing but a legend. Even when the law existed, Boll did not need to recover his losses by using some weird German regulations. He did make a profit with all of them.

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: "you were severly beaten as a child weren't you"

Then he'd cry and fall into my arms. It'd be awkward at first, seeing as having a 250pound german guy sobbing on you shoulder might get you some unwanted attention.. then again... he does make movies out of games, which is commendable.. even/especially when he sucks at it.

D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch

@D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch: Also.. i contributed nothing to the ongoing conversation.. nightshifts in a prison are mind-numbing...

D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch

@Aikage: The Skilled Cleric Wants More L4D Friends: The word embed always seems like an adjective to me... For someone who spends a good deal of time on kotaku, i'm really uneducated on e-slang... things like meme's, abreviations and obviously proper grammer are huge freaking hurdles...

Awwh, the Dutch education system.. you only graduate when you can fuck up your grammar in 5 different languages.. and yes, i'm serious... 5!!!

D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch

@trogam:

I'll remember that the next time I want someone to navigate a minefield, or radiate themselves, or go to a grocery store packed wait raiders. That you'll be happy with a couple bucks compensation for your troubles.

@Interim: any game about setting/disarming traps has to be pure torture.

SlackJawed Yokel

Personally, I'd rather him be making crappy games than ruining good games with crappy movies. GO UWE! I SUPPORT YOU!

"The game is based on Boll's movie 1968 Tunnel Rats and is packed with an entire eight, yes eight, levels. It also include ten whole weapons and 20 types of traps. All of that for a mere $20. Pass."

Wait, are we judging games by level and weapon count again? What is this, 1993? This newspost wasn't very professional. I don't see this kind editorializing on what amounts to a press release for any other game with half the levels, half the weapons, and half the types of enemies.. multiple games that are million sellers fit into that category.

Oh wait, it's Uwe Boll. Apparently anything he makes allows you to forget everything you learned in journalism and revert to GameFAQs-poster style posting.

@Zombienator: Uwe Boll flushes his poo? I thought he wrapped it up in a box, put a bow on it, and sent it to the cinemas.

@D Mitsuki : Gotta have guts kid!: Wow. 100 hours in a demo?! Thats insane! Most I've played a demo is maybe like 6-8 hours over the course of 2-3 weeks.

@Shredator: I agree with both of you. She wasn't a bad character, and she did give you a lot of stuff for doing her favors.

trogam

@Kyle D Johnson: Wow its funny how this went from a Vietnam war game by Uwe Boll to talking about crap and how you wipe and stuff. Kinda interesting. Hahahahaha.

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: I'd say "Postal was fucking hilarious"

@BxB402: ever seen "The Producers?"

paradox

You know the Germans always make good stuff!

cfive3

/care

Dear Kotaku,

PLEASE REVIEW THIS GAME!

Yours,

Poop

Tunnel snakes rule! ...oh, nevermind.

@D-K, has mastered the dim-mak candlepunch: I'm sad that no one recognized my Oscar Wilde quote...

Interim

@SlackJawed Yokel: Didn't I say that? >.>

Interim

@WillyFourEyes:
Well that is a triple negative, so it would be bad. My original claim is still valid.

Bouchart

i love how everyone is bashing down this game without actually never played it.. you know uwe boll "signed" it but it's actually made by game developers

@GrimCW: but was published by apogee, they published also the first Max Payne, long before rockstar give a shit about those unknow developers

@Doctor_Fruitbat: yeah that movie is crazy, you only need to see it under the right angle, i mean... it's Postal: the movie

@Interim:

Rule 34?

Firelance

@wtf_G:

That comment made me laugh!

but seriously, you have to credit the man for shee determination.

He also has a doctorine which makes him Dr Uwe Boll (that also made me laugh is 100% true ... )

game of the year stuff this,

seriously who would actually buy this?