We have two more copies of Prototype to give away today. Find out how you could win.
Alex Mercer, Prototype’s protagonist, is a shape-shifter. We wanna know what you would choose to shape-shift into with the aim of becoming the “ultimate weapon”. Give us your answer in 25 words or less, along with your console of choice and your email address so we can contact you if you win.
We have two copies again to give away today, one on 360 and one on PS3. Meanwhile, here are yesterday’s thematically similar winners:
Wednesday’s PS3 Winner
Paul W – I would morph into Evil Scissors, the pair your mother always eluded to every time she caught you cutting up things and scalded you with the line “Not with the Good Scissors!”
Wednesday’s Xbox 360 Winner
RobotFart – I would shapeshift into a pair of scissors attached to a pair of legs so I can constantly run around and cause untold destruction.
Also, quick mention to “jimmy” whose entry below made me chuckle:
jimmy – I’d shape-shift into a an omnipotent bipedal creature with the rule-checking capabilities of David Wildgoose; the cute, unsuspecting aesthetics of a butterfly; velociraptor and chainsaw versions of Chuck Norris’ hands; an aerodynamic shark fin so I can fly; an inbuilt jetpack for no reason; and a “Chk Chk Boom!” ultra combo finish. With all these powers combined I will be a weapon of mediocrity, not destructive enough to kill you, but annoying enough to put suicidal thoughts in your head.
Check the original post for the full terms and conditions.
grabda
May 28, 2009 at 9:48 AM
I would transform into Windows Vista SP2. Destroying the world one PC at a time.
Console: PS3
Report PermalinkDaniel Purvis
May 28, 2009 at 9:50 AM
A one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater, like Grimace but less pedo and more hungry.
Xbox 360
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jimmy
May 28, 2009 at 9:59 AM
I’d shape-shift into someone with a mended heart, because not winning has broken mine.
360
Report PermalinkHotDamn!
May 28, 2009 at 11:07 AM
I would morph into ‘that someone’ jimmy thinks he’s shape-shifted into. With us now sharing the same mended heart, beating as one, we can both heal in our broken heartedness at not winning so far…
Report PermalinkDavid, taking pity on us, awards us a copy of Prototype (360). At last! I would then promptly morph into a heart attack and do jimmy in. Medical technicalities at all of this being possible aside, victory is mine!
Russell
May 28, 2009 at 10:00 AM
I would shape-shift into man’s greatest foe: the zipper. This would force men to take great care when getting dressed… otherwise it’s a one-way trip to the emergency room. Very annoying, but very deadly.
PS3 please.
Report PermalinkDr_Flock
May 28, 2009 at 10:01 AM
You know how every Bond movie has the hot Bond girl as an enemy?
I would morph into her underwear, not only do I become undetectable I’d probably forgot all about my mission.
Until the ending scene with her and Bond… then it just gets creepy.
Report Permalinksoulblade64
May 28, 2009 at 10:01 AM
I will morph into Duke Nukem. Everyone will get excited by my return, but die of old age before that.
xbox 360
Report PermalinkDr_Flock
May 28, 2009 at 10:02 AM
You know how every Bond movie has the hot Bond girl as an enemy?
I would morph into her underwear, not only do I become undetectable I’d probably forgot all about my mission.
Until the ending scene with her and Bond… then it just gets creepy.
(PS3)
Report PermalinkJordan
May 28, 2009 at 10:05 AM
the average 3 year old child asks 345 questions a day…perhaps not the ultimate weapon but enough to make anyone suicidal.
xbox 360
Report PermalinkAwesomeman667
May 28, 2009 at 10:05 AM
I would morph into my grandmother naked. The first step to true stealth is making the enemy unable to look at you. Making their eyes melt would probably help too.
Xbox 360 please
Report PermalinkSHAWN
May 28, 2009 at 11:55 AM
lol thats funny hope u get a copy for that one. If not they have know sense of humour.
Report PermalinkNoobyOne
May 28, 2009 at 10:11 AM
I would morph into an eight armed, 12 eyed gaming monster. I could game,finish assignments and watch porn all at the same time.
Report PermalinkPhong
May 28, 2009 at 10:19 AM
I would transform into a toothbrush with hidden bacteria, cursing enemies with (said slowly and in a booming voice) gingiviiiiiitis!!!
xbox360
Report PermalinkJake Elliott
May 28, 2009 at 10:20 AM
I would morph into a pencil-pusher at the enemy’s HQ. Deleting vital files and wasting valuable production hours. Not much different to usual, I suppose.
jakeelliott91@hotmail.com
Report Permalink360 please.
yikes
May 28, 2009 at 10:31 AM
I’d shape shift into Michael Atkinson and let my enormous ego, ignorance and stupidity destroy everything that’s right and makes sense in the world.
PS3
Report PermalinkStevo
May 28, 2009 at 10:32 AM
I would transform into the winning entry to this competition, travel back in time and tell myself now what the answer is so I win.
PS3 or 360 thanks.
Report PermalinkGrim
May 28, 2009 at 10:35 AM
I would shift into a word-counter and destroy most of the other entries and winners in this competition, keeping the codes for myself!
PS3
Report PermalinkJell
May 28, 2009 at 10:38 AM
I’d morph into Botoxman, with the ability to inject copious amounts of botox into foreheads the world over, rendering everyone permanently mildly surprised.
Report PermalinkJell
May 28, 2009 at 12:57 PM
forgot to say…Ps3
Report Permalinkinfamous94
May 28, 2009 at 10:41 AM
i would of turned into bill gates and made vista really bad and crap just before its released…oh wait never mind
ps3
Report PermalinkJoe
May 28, 2009 at 10:42 AM
I would transform into a Gomco clamp/ scalpel preforming circumcisions on all my foes leaving my enemies watching me take prototype while they hold their now smaller members
PS3
Report PermalinkJarryd C
May 28, 2009 at 10:45 AM
I would transform into a Bazooka. None of these Geek culture references or subtle jokes. I’d just wanna blow stuff up.
PS3 or 360 Please!
Report PermalinkJames
May 28, 2009 at 10:49 AM
I would turn into ‘The Claw’ from Jim Carrey’s ‘Liar Liar’. Remember how scared that kid pretended to be? *Nothing* can defeat The Claw.
Report PermalinkJames
May 28, 2009 at 10:52 AM
(360)
Report PermalinkEdward Stapleton
May 28, 2009 at 10:52 AM
I would transform into a serious looking Crime Scene Investigator, one who constantly changes his mind about sunglasses…This form would be deadly due to him needing constant bodies to Investigate and thus the murder rate would rise, wherever I went, furthering my evil plans!!!
-360 please
Report PermalinkVolv
May 28, 2009 at 10:55 AM
I would transform into the public transport system and cause untold agony by never running on time.
Console: Xbox 360
Report PermalinkDigital Tofu
May 28, 2009 at 10:55 AM
With the Swine Flu set to reach pandemic levels in Sydney, I would morph in to a massive batch of Tamiflu and save the day! Someone’s gotta take the ‘Good guy’ approach right?
Report PermalinkDigital Tofu
May 28, 2009 at 11:21 PM
PS3
Report PermalinkChris
May 28, 2009 at 10:55 AM
I’d shapeshift into a water bottle. Wait for the victim to gulp me down then revert to human form to tear his guts out in a most menacing manner.
Report PermalinkAlan
May 28, 2009 at 10:58 AM
I would transform into a donkey made out of poisoned cotton candy, silent and deadly, no one would ever suspect my ass of mass murder.
Report PermalinkAlan
May 28, 2009 at 11:01 AM
^Forgot to add PS3 preferred^
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