Bayonetta Girl Is Not Cosplay, She Is Art

What a hunka woman! She's large and i don't mean fat. She's like amazonian or just giant. I don't know. She looks like a force to be reckoned with!

@Ken: keep her. Her voice would drive me mad after too long

trunkenmath

@d_r_e: I agree with you both.

@Mit: why do you think women have more of a tendency to have lower self esteem? Its because people in general need to stop judging women on their appearance alone. Just because she isn't absolutely perfect in every way, it suddenly makes her ugly.

The girl I see up there has a great body, normal cute face, and looks absolutely fine. And she is wearing an amazing costume.

@Lord_Spaz:
Wow, I didn't think anyone on the Internet still had a soul.
KUDOS!!

Too bad the game is complete garbage...

@Lord_Spaz: Thank you.

Thriceborn

Big Head, no long hair, cheap made costume, no skin exposure... failed i tell ya.

Dominic Fernandez

@Crosswayboy: sorry, palin is a bit better looking than her. ><

Dominic Fernandez

@uchennaokafor: Damn right, she fugly.

Dominic Fernandez

You mean that wasn't The Baroness?

@Moonshadow101:

The issue, I believe, is less about what kind of guy he is, but what kind of website and forum this is, where it is completely okay to say something ridiculously offensive, just because the person being talked about can't hear you. Whether she is hot to someone or not, making such a judgement so loudly is rude. Having anonymity doesn't make it okay, I think it makes it worse. Some people think being in public gives you the right to do whatever you want (loud cell phone conversations on busses) while I think it's where you should be MORE respectful, but I guess I'm just an old fart.

Lord_Spaz

Pure perfection.

@Obama takes time to read kotaku's comments...:

Nope!

...gotta be Cherokee hair.

kNZA

@Xaevier: And freaks out when something is not symmetric.

These pics don't do her justice. I was there and she was HOT. I didn't see the crowds as big near any other booth babes. Honestly the pics I took on my iphone were a lot more flattering.

@gojirah: My brain just exploded by trying to understand the perspective realism is being seen from here :)

@Kid_Bitchin:

Watch the Soul Eater anime, Kid shoots with his pinky fingers.

Xaevier

@Crosswayboy:

I honestly don't think I could play this game just because the whole time I would cracking up about how much she looks like Palin.

Xaevier

@OMG! Kestrel!: Dude, she uses her hair to EAT monsters! No no ... if you didn't notice, she has GUNS on her feet! Where is the positive female role model?

Haroon Piracha

@alzheimers: good deduction, high five team!

zz3ta

@The Jerk: What the heck have you been smoking? She looks NOTHING like Lucy Lawless.

I'm almost certainly straight, and I must say that were I into chicks, I would definitely give her a go. I'm not even looking forward to that game, and she got my attention. Yowza. . .

@zz3ta: You misspelt "MILF"

alzheimers

@Kobun:
yeah, there was another article posted just a short time ago that got the same treatment.

i read the article completely, and when i wanted to then add a comment, i got an error message in the top header of the page saying that it no longer exists.

A little bit too old to feel those bursting energy Bayonetta has.

balthaser

@uchennaokafor: Whether she's hot or not, I think we can all agree on one thing about this guy...

He lied. He judges women quite often. And probably very vocally.

He's probably the guy who says "I'd hit that" without realizing how incredibly stupid it sounds.

Moonshadow101

I'll be in my bunk.

Not cosplay. Coswork.

Blackmoon_

@ariete: Agreed. To me, cosplay is about how well the person pulls off the character. She nails it pretty good as far as I'm concerned.

To all the Aussies out there, don't you reckon she looks a little bit like Natalie Bassingthwaite?

BooRadPrime

I want to touch her.

What?????! ..... She asked that in one of the trailers!

@gojirah: I was thinking the same thing man. lol.

The exception that most definitely proves the rule: MOST people have NO BUSINESS trying to dress up as gaming characters, especially if they can't hide underneath or fit into, say, MJOLNIR armor.

I have no desire to play this game, but this woman IS Bayonetta.

jollydwarf

@gojirah: lol, completely. You'd need to do some sort of full-skull transplant from a toddler to achieve that, and I'm guessing the marketing budget ran out after they painted the guns red.

Cjay79

@uchennaokafor: Haha, I definitely laughed at your comment. She looks like someone's mom. Not some hot chicks mom either.

@uchennaokafor: One man's trash may be another man's treasure. I dont find her ugly but I dont find her jaw dropping hot as well, I'd say she's moderatley attractive (meaning yes if given a chance I'd H!t that). Her costume is amazing! 0_o

Holy smokes!

Whoever her boyfriend is, he is officially one of the luckiest dudes on the planet.

JChaos

@YUYU:

+ 1

@starwind-hawking:

YOU are the nut.

@Hahaue:

I agree with you wholeheartedly. She's a pretty girl, and has an awesome costume. Some people are just tools I guess, as they let Top American Model, FHM Magazine, and any other corporate company tell them what's beautiful.

@RebelGrape: I imagine it boils down to something like this:

omfg u hot lets sex

Or words to that effect. With lots more stuttering and stammering.

@Mit: I'd hit it, and brag about it later.

@Mit:

Same here. She's definitely pretty.

ur not pretty enough! who is best at cosplay? asians. so look for a hot asian girl and it might just work.

@Curse_Lily: That's true. It's very easy to flame someone when they will never see your face. Especially in her case, as she looks like she could kick someone's ass.

@joshfigueroa: Oh god my secret shame!!!! Yeah dude you know I have never been laid, EVER!!! Then again , I have had sex approximately 0.5 times. I once whipped it out, and she laughed. I cried. I drank. Then I went to bed. Story of my life right there folks.

She looks like a poor man's Baroness.

If you gonna call her art at least spend a couple bucks for some decent lighting, like all good artwork has. You don't light art with fluorescent lights from Home Depot.

@sentroshi: Cosplay of the Show I'm guessing.

I'm glad you got that closeup shot of that clock thing on her. I wanted to get a better look at that.......

ohhh baby.

What if I were to just say "She looks as stupid as the game she's cosplaying"? Would that piss her off? Hey sweetheart- you only got the job posing in that ridiculous outfit because Sara Palin was out hunting more moose from her helicopter. Don't get comfortable...

Could someone explain to me what COTS is? Thanks :D

@uchennaokafor:

So says the virgin.

@uchennaokafor: naw homie, i saw the other shots, shes not that hot. i dont know why youre getting ragged on. the costume is a great attempt, but the mug is aight. damn homie when did the internet begin lowering their standards for hotness? are these the same geeks that buy FHM and MAXIM?

@RebelGrape: She is gorgeous but Anonymity will get the best of everyone in the internet so they will say whatever they inner-jerk can come up with.

@Cunder: Everyone knows Handgelina only uses the finest of moisturizers; no other make-up required.

And wigs chaff.

I am Kyle Mistry, and I approve of this cosplay.

Damn.

Kyle Mistry

@Crosswayboy: You say that like it's a bad thing. The woman is dumber than a box of kleenex, but she's still somewhat fapworthy.

This cosplay chick on the other hand...shazam.

afrosheen

@Kid_Bitchin: Isn't that one of the point and shoot techniques? Your index finger can naturally point where you're aiming, so if you line it up with the side of the barrel and pull with your middle finger instead, in theory, that means less reliance on iron sights while maintaining accuracy. I have no idea if it works, but some people like it..

kagekiri

@liquidxtension: exactly what I was thinking...

questions... does her hair double as a tampon?

SEGA should call to Eva Angelina

XidZen

@Jolan:

LOL Classic.

@uchennaokafor:
agreed , great costume otherwise.

@Curse_Lily: That's pretty unusual. I wonder why Luke gagged the comments.

Like what others said. this woman is ugly, the character is much prettier.

@zz3ta: she's sitting on it?

mikhailian

It looks like she stepped out of the game!

@Boom-Chicka-Ah: No, she fits the role best. The first girl in that contest video above that Dana Vinson talks to may be prettier (re: absolutely amazing breasts), but Bayonetta is hardly Kasumi nor does she sport a ton of cleavage in all promo art released.

@Curse_Lily: Ha! Kudos to you.

She is gorgeous, the dudes saying she's not are more than likely of the single variety.

@Jolan: I wonder if Handgelina cosplays? lil make up here and there and a wig, and some lipstick. Lol

@Haroon Piracha: Oh come on, honestly her outfit is quite tame compared to what some other female characters wear in most other video games.

@Dayvan Cowboy: And of course you must look at 'shopped porn WAY too often.

When I said "I want women role-models in games" this is not what I had in mind...

Haroon Piracha

@uchennaokafor: Go ogle some male cosplayers.

Rajolae

LOL I can't beleive some of these comments on this chick. She's cute. Chances are, all the negative commentars are ugly lol.

@Deuce: HAHA. Talking to women through headsets is usually as far as they can get.

@zz3ta: She is a mom in the game.

@Jolan: Hahaha, she is the only woman I know lol/ Haha your favorited for that and your other funnies.

@zz3ta: I'm fairly sure that Bayonetta is a mom in the game. This is one accurate friggin' cosplay.

@Mit: Yep. I would let her do unspeakable things to me. Or just take pictures of her all night long, to show to folks who would never believe me.

@bkchurch: Tell you truth, I am actually known for having absolutely no standards. I aint one of those, "I only judge attraction as someone hotter than Megan Fox, but I cant get the fat chick who works at safeway". Thing is though, she looks like some kind of bizarre Sarah Palin/Hillary Clinton hybrid *shudders* with black hair. May have called too soon though, other shots dont look so bad.

@uchennaokafor: I don't like her either.

@Mit: Most of them would have no idea what to do if she spoke to them, so they have to downplay the looks of anyone who looks remotely approachable.

@Ackers: They were some comments there(people apparently don't like the game so far)then it vanish and came back with no comments.

Not at all attractive.

Let's be honest: Calling her "art" is just another excuse to post shots of a hot chick in leather.

She has the drag queen look down perfectly.

Excellent cosplay ! No crouch shots from the trailer ?

jellyfish

@uchennaokafor: what a nut you are.

starwind-hawking

Looks WAAAAAY too much like Lucy Lawless.

@zz3ta:
Aye.....'moms' ain't bad.
Assuming you're referring to the "doable" variety,,,

Posts ITT: People who believe they have standards.

Thats a woman!!???

oh yea how come we cant comment on the Nier article?

When I read the commenters bashing on cosplay girls based on their sex appeal all that comes to mind is the Comic book guy from the simpsons saying "Worst. Cosplay. Ever."

I think the girl is pretty, but most importantly, the cosplay is perfect.

ariete

@Str8_Jihadin: AGREED ＼（＾Ｏ＾）／

@Combine: If a pic doesn't force you have to change your pants in less that 3 seconds then she must be ugly.

Dayvan Cowboy

Internets got high standards apparently.

@Jolan: +1 ^_^

to be honest, she reminds me of a "mom"

zz3ta

@uchennaokafor: ahhh the internet...where everybody's hot which entitles them to comment on how butt ugly other people are.

mcdufus

@Mit: Me, too... though it's kindof hard to tell with that (IMHO) horrendous hairdo. I'd have to see her with hair down to really tell, but I THINK she'd be pretty hot.

Spiffyness

@Boom-Chicka-Ah:
and her ass is too small as well

the boobs aren't big enough. and i saw the other girls and man. some of them fit the role 27451378956913756 times better than her.

"she's been breaking men's hearts"
Correction Mr.luke men and girls hearts as well i have this pics as my desktop and ps3 background and by god I'm in love with her (￣▽￣)

What douchebags. I think she's pretty. Very nice costume.

YUYU

@hot_heart: and what happened to the impressive ass that the developer spent ages working on?

zz3ta

Come on no pictures of her butt? That's what the developers worked so hard on for awhile. =(

@bkchurch: you give him to much credit, Handgelina doesn't count

Hot chick is HOT.

Must bring costume to bed.

beanspeppin

@uchennaokafor:
Are you shittin me??? the hairdo may be a little on the larger side(but have you seen how much hair there is in the game???) But she is mad hot nonetheless.
Amazing costume..

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I find society's standards of beauty to be revolting. This woman is not ugly, and her costume is amazing.

@September: I'm merely impressed anyone can remotely look like some Japanese characters, and the clothing designers that can make character designer's batshit-crazy fashions actually work with real-world physics.

Square-Enix, I'm looking at you.

RagtagOperation

Needs more cleavage

@uchennaokafor: ?

I dunno, She looks fine to me?

Kommenters standards for women never cease to amaze me.

I found this woman to be quite gorgeous, actually.

@Crosswayboy: It's the Tina Fey glasses.

@uchennaokafor:

Right, I'm sure your girlfriend is totally above her level.

bkchurch

I wouldn't call her any of those things.

Actually, in such a situation, I wouldn't call her at all and just give up drinking instead.

woons

I just want the game... and the cute girl who did the interviews for G4.

Ken

She fires pistols with her middle finger? Amateur.

Kid_Bitchin

@hot_heart:

HAHAHAHA.

Ahem. This is, however, true.

@Crosswayboy: :O
Is this a ... sign?

Magniloquent.

Looks like Sarah Palin to me.

God, I dont usually judge women but...

DAMN THAT BIATCH IS UGLY!!!!

It's not realistic. Her head is too big.

It's not perfect! It's not all hair! Boooooooo!

Perhaps we're not looking at the best pic here, but I think that could easily be a man in drag :)

Oh well, kudos to you guys with permanent beer goggles, you'll live happier lives than the rest of us!

Tomeeboy

@uchennaokafor: I think some pictures can be self defeating. I know her and have seen her work over the years. She's really quite beautiful in person, but even I have to admit these aren't her best pictures.

I actually know her, and these photos don't do her justice.

Her name is Penny Drake, she is a model and an actress. She has a few scenes in Sin City with Micky Rourke. Google her, you should find her homepage.

Faiye Munro

@zz3ta:

bayonetta always sorta was milfish. so it works.

Justifan