Break Xbox Live With The Push Of A Button

That button may look like a joke, an elaborate piece of stock art, or something out of Ghostbusters, but it’s not. It’s the emergency shutdown button located in a Microsoft server facility in Quincy, Washington.

There’s a fascinating article over on the NY Times’ website about server warehouses, with the author taking a trip to a Microsoft complex in Tukwila, Washington that is “one of the global homes of Microsoft’s Xbox Live”. While the above picture is from a different, nearby facility (in Quincy), they’d surely be the same all over.

One push and a million angry nerds cry out in terror, then are suddenly silenced.

Course, it’d take more than one shutdown to bring the whole network down – after all, there’s a global network of servers running the thing – but it’d surely make a dent in a lot of people’s evenings.

Me, I’d have to hit it, if only once. Just so I could say “When the light is green, the trap is clean”.

Data centre Overload [NY Times, via Gizmodo]

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    fORS4kEN

    Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    lol jamie you told me to write something random on kotaku today so here it is…. ummmm… i have nothing :(

    ps instead of beening board tonight with xbl down :( are we still dusting off out ps3′s and play LBP????

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    Greenman

    Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    Red button of death?

    Seems like the worlds largest lag switch…

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    Korwin

    Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    I so want to press it now…

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    Paul Hudson

    Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    fascinating article :3

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