Something about this story is a little too perfect. But let’s take it at face value. This guy went into a Walmart customer bathroom and found the commode bowl filled with Call of Duty.
Writes blogger Kevin Gannon:
I was looking at the guns and huge knives while Carlos was in the bathroom. He came out and told me I had to see something. I went in and I’m glad I did. What I saw was hilarious. In the toilet of the handicapped stall was a collection of dated (I really mean dated) “Call of Duty” games. PS2, mostly. Who would do such a thing? Well, a thief obviously who didn’t want to trigger an alarm.
I dunno, what’s the big deal here? So Activision shit out some sequels, how is that news?
Call of Doodie [A Journey]
Matfei
June 22, 2009 at 12:20 PM
If you don’t know what the big deal is, and how it’s news, why put it up and *make* it news?
Also your tense in the final line is wrong, it should be ‘shat’.
Report PermalinkMattR
June 22, 2009 at 2:17 PM
I rarely lol (literally) with reader comments. Well done sir.
Report Permalinkplmko
June 22, 2009 at 2:31 PM
Doesn’t have to be news because Kotaku is a blog.
Report PermalinkJay
June 22, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Haha burn?!
Report PermalinkMatfei
June 23, 2009 at 12:01 AM
His source is also a blog, so calling it news in the first place is incogruous with claiming it isn’t news if posted on Kotaku.
Consistency, please.
Report PermalinkStevo
June 23, 2009 at 3:50 AM
yes burn. and the word ‘shit’ can be used as a verb so his use is correct
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