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E3’s Lone Porn Star Is Eyeing A Wii

Plenty of video game developers have booth babes on hand at this year’s E3 to add a little sizzle to their games, but only Codemasters has an award-winning porn star in attendance.

Bobbi Starr, named 2009’s “superslut” by the X-Rated Critics organisation, said she sort of just fell into the booth babe roll this week through a friend of a friend.

Codemasters had no idea when they hired Starr to model at their booth for upcoming racer for Dirt 2 as a “dirty girl” that she was a star in her own right.

But that hasn’t kept people familiar with Starr’s work as a pro-sex feminist pornographic actress from recognising her.

“I’ve run into quite a few people here who recognised me,” she said.

Yesterday Starr twittered that she would be at the show as a “dirty girl” even posting before and after photos showing what she looked like after having her face dappled with grease and dirt for the booth.

Starr says she wasn’t really aware what E3 was when she took the job, but has been enjoying the experience.

“I used to play a lot of video games in high school,” said Starr, 26. “I used to play Diablo, World of Warcraft, the old-school World of Warcraft.”

Starr said she stopped playing World of Warcraft when she graduated from San Jose State University with a music degree.

But, other porn gamers, like Whorecraft’s Mia Rose and Belladonna, have been asking her about getting back into World of Warcraft.

“I wanted to get back into it when the latest one came out, but I didn’t,” she said.

Starr says she does want to pick up a Nintendo Wii so she can check out the aerobic games on the console. She’d also love to check out the Xbox 360’s new motion controls she said.

Most showing at the annual E3 video game conference this year have models on parade at their booth, showing off the studio’s goods and hoping to drum up a bit more interest. But only Codemasters has a porn star hanging out.

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  • excaleranth

    I didn't know we still had fleshbot

    excaleranth

  • excaleranth

    @Zenrick3.0: XD really? REALLY now!

    excaleranth

  • Project Thanatos

    Damn you Crecente... DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

    Project Thanatos

  • Communist_Gamer

    @Rem:

    Funnily enough if you bothered to read anything about it, this was Colin McRae's wish. He used to get quite involved with the games, and towards the end of his life got involved with extreme sports. That's why it went this way. His family get's the money, and in return people get a good game and remember a fantastic driver, one of the best British drivers ever.

    It's a shame Richard Burns never got a decent rally game, I remember his being very substandard.

  • Danj3ris

    She's cute as hell.

  • goddessakasha

    @Mr. Tambourine Man: Jaded much?

  • HNayl

    Every time I see a pic of Crecente like this he reminds me of Anigo Montoya :P

    HNayl

  • DiGiC

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn she's hot

    DiGiC

  • Tracid

    @excel_excel:

    I thought man, the Crecente don't mess around!

  • theharribokid

    @Shaverdian: hahaha nice

  • Shaverdian

    So...

    How long did it take to Photoshop yourself in there?

  • Jazhuis

    @stupid_mcgee: uber pyro > zerg rush: Wait, where did you see Sophie Moone as a booth babe? Or are you trying to make a Harvest Moon/Sophie Moone pun? I'm so confused!

  • Communist_Gamer

    @Combine:

    The idea is that you want the ability to brag about owning the cake and also eating it but that makes it go.

  • Mr. Tambourine Man

    @PulpZero:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA "Equal rights" that's a good one. You almost got me there!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • PulpZero

    So... will a hot coffee mini game be provided with the new Dirt game? If so, they've sold me!!

  • PulpZero

    @Mr. Tambourine Man: I KNOW. Damn women, thinking they should have equal rights as men. HOW DARE THEY?!?

  • celark

    @bshidoheat: I was confused about when she said "the old-school World of Warcraft" ...did she mean Warcraft 1 and 2?

    celark

  • Thai Tea

    Oohhh...someone is sleeping on the couch when he gets home.

    Thai Tea

  • PulpZero

    @Gam3r: Actually, I believe it will be called "Dirt 2: When you can't play in the grass, play in the mud"...

  • AngryEddy

    @xeleion - Mains El Fuerte: It's labeled "Super NSFW" - so it's all good because no underage people would click on such a link.

    I mean, I would totally click on it if I were still underage, but I think kids are raised better nowadays...right?

  • AngryEddy

    @Thomaticus: The ring is on her right hand. Wedding rings go on the left hand unless it's some thing I'm not familiar with.

  • AngryEddy

    @Afrocass: "lol.. her a-hole is huge!! :P" - Your comment has shocked me.

  • theclaw

    How'd I miss this? Geez...

  • XFiraga001

    lmao, I guess Crecente recognized her right off the bat :P

    XFiraga001

  • last_stamp

    Crecente, your facial expression in that picture seems to say something in between, yay I am standing here and getting photographed with a pornstar and, oh no, what is my wife going to say?

  • Ackers

    @sendmail: *golf clap*

  • DarkGeneral

    @Jae_Brav: "YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE WHAT? I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cats name."

    DarkGeneral

  • UFO

    Unless the image is reversed the ring is on her right hand, not left.

    Also i fail to see what`s so attractive about some slag that will do near enough anybody for money, because that`s what she basically does.

  • aelfin

    @Zenrick3.0: Ahahaha, love this comment.

  • MDX

    @Combine: Lol no shit

    MDX

  • Shachihoko

    @digitalmorphine: That what I thought too... lol

    Shachihoko

  • xeleion - Mains El Fuerte

    ... I don't think I can condone linking to Fleshbot on Kotaku pages, even if you guys are part of the same blog group. Lots of people under 18 read these pages; are you sure that was in good taste? :(

  • SansSanity

    @MaximusDM: Oh You'd like that wouldn't you :P

    SansSanity

  • Thomaticus

    The pornstar has a ring on her finger... dammit who married the pornstar!

  • Madness

    @Dingler: you should wash your hands before you play with mini-crecente.

  • akruble

    @metsu92: this is what safe words are for.

  • nerdwa

    Wait... Brian Crecente is in pornos? MUST HAVE NOW!

  • Mr. Tambourine Man

    I saw the word "Feminist" then I stopped reading.
    I would NEVER get it up for one of those, no matter their hotness.

  • Johnny_Under

    So, nobody is going to ask how Crecente recognized her?

    Johnny_Under

  • lolgreg

    @Evuk: Booth Babe Bangers: Starring Bobbi Starr and Brian Crecente

    lolgreg

  • The Moof

    ...and just like that, Codemasters has somehow won E3.

  • Elly

    @excel_excel: Considering that's a shopping service site, you probably could get some leftover Crecente hair from TGS.

    Elly

  • BlitzGrilo learned PK Starstorm

    Oh Brian Crecente, Famitsu scored you 40/40 yesterday...

    BlitzGrilo learned PK Starstorm

  • Valnen

    Not to go off topic, but Brian, you look like you're either really nervous in that picture or really annoyed by something. Or maybe just very tired.

    I don't know why I'm surprised to see a porn star at E3, but I am. You think with all the talk of booth babes it would be obvious that it would be the next step.

  • Afrocass

    Bobbi Star.. wow. thats a pretty big name porn star just to be a booth babe...
    lol.. her a-hole is huge!! :P

  • SketchyIndividual

    @Revenge_of_Nekojin: Exactly.

    @excel_excel: Is it bad that I actually own that movie?

    Ex-fiance bought it and left it here, not my fault!

  • The Forgetful Brain

    @orielbean: Don't be fatuous, orielbean.

  • Rem

    @GOOR: I dunno, apparently in Europe it's Colin McRae: DIRT but in NA it's just DIRT. If they were smart they'd just drop McRae's name for good.

    @roflwaffles is actually made of cheese: Funny.

    Rem

  • khuntilla

    LMAO!!! yeah crecentes shirt is brilliant!!

    khuntilla

  • ZinkO: high-performance lubricat

    girl on the right is better

  • orielbean

    @Dingler: ? He fixes the cable?

    orielbean

  • Pombar

    WoW was out when she was in high school?

  • Thrumm

    I was watching the G4 coverage and on of their booth babes looks like a Skinemax regular.

    Thrumm

  • AXATAX

    @Zenrick3.0:
    LOL!!! Oh jeez ... this is why I love Kotaku. Never cease to get a laugh from the comments. Kudos to you!

    AXATAX

  • n00bZILLA

    @Revenge_of_Nekojin:

    Standing up in a hammock?

  • VladMalice

    @seafisch:

    :D

    VladMalice

  • roflwaffles is actually made of

    @Rem:
    As Colin McRae said with his last dying breath, "Cry some more".

    Or was that the heavy weapons guy.
    Or was that my dad.
    I forget.
    Anyway, its dirt, not colin mcrae's super personal interactive autobiography.

  • darkslide

    i like how this story has 25,000+ views while every other story around it has under 7k

    darkslide

  • Awesome.

    Did you by chance get a role in her next film?

  • Agumen

    @Last Face; Two douches don't make an awesome.: Wasn't trying to start some flame war, just getting my opinion out there that I was surprised to see this on a gaming site, just surprised at the tone etc. And yes, if I wanted attention, I would have gone to the sites you mentioned. But I value my life, so I won't.

  • Combine

    @Rem: What does this have to do with whores? A developer, got a bunch of booth babes.. as many do at E3. As they would have done earlier.
    One of them happens to also star in pornographic films.. how is that disrespectful? Would have been the same when he was alive..
    Maybe they are trying to pull this shit now.. TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY THE GAME!

    Buy whatever you want. All I'm saying is you are overreacting in a strange and extreme way.

  • GOOR

    @Rem: Is it called Colin McRae DIRT? Or just DIRT? I understand it's an off-road racing game developed by Codemasters, but what does it have to do with McRae?

  • vanchrian

    @digitalmorphine: And then Starr was a zombie.

  • Rem

    @Combine: It's called being disrespectful. It's not just the pron star, have you seen the reveal trailer? I have been playing the Colin McRae series since the second game, why the hell are they pulling this shit now? I don't remember DIRT 1 trying to be 'bad-ass' or having anything to do with whores. And what an appropriate time to switch over now.

    No way am I buying this shit, and with GT5 having the WRC license, I'm totally okay with that.

    Rem

  • seafisch

    @VladMalice: I see her orbs in both pics.

    seafisch

  • willyt9

    This finally sheds some light on a practical application for Project Natal. I'm....(wait for it)...in.

  • Combine

    @Rem: I don't understand the link.. he's dead.. having people advertise a game is a bad thing?
    Alright.. wheres the connection?

  • Combine

    @goldarsun: Bound to happen at a convention full of nerds.

  • metsu92

    @metsu92:
    sorry belo, missed the word "checks"... completely changes your statement... whoops.

    metsu92

  • Combine

    @Narsil: I never understood that saying.. If I have my cake why wouldn't I want to eat it? Its mine..

  • metsu92

    @Calvin:

    Lincolnsbeard33 is correct. Pornstars are repeatedly and routinely tested for STD's. Believe it or not, professional pornography has rules and regulations to keep stars from getting (and thenceforth passing) STD's, as those can cause unsightly blemishes on actors/models; from getting pregnant, as that would prevent them from participating in mainstream photoshoots; and rules that prevent them from leaving their gig.

    This has actually been a pretty hot topic recently, about pornstars' legal rights. Just because you've given someone the right to plan and direct shoots of you having sex; does that necessarily mean that they also have the right to force you into any kinky (or potentially injuring) fetish they please? It's the difference between tied down bondage and violent whipping bondage, and once a model's tied down, they have no defense or way to break free unless someone lets them out (or had set it up for a quick emergency release, which most directors don't).

    Some disgusting stuff can go on when a model doesn't know what their getting into...

    metsu92

  • Last Face; Two douches don't mak

    @Kristopher.W: because they hired a pornstar to attract people to their game. It's funny.

  • Polite Society

    @digitalmorphine: me three.

  • Last Face; Two douches don't mak

    @Kobun: Yes.

  • Last Face; Two douches don't mak

    @Agumen: Pornstars have regular STD (STI?) checks, they're protected as excel said, they're killed a lot less than hookers and I mean, really there's too many reasons to even bother getting into this.

    If you actually want to discuss it though, I suggest going and raising the issue on jezebel or fleshbot, you'll get plenty of responses there.

  • Last Face; Two douches don't mak

    Okay, so she's 26, and she played WoW in high school.

    ...How long was she in high school?

  • Gam3r

    Isn't Dirt 2 the name of her next film? Or maybe it was Dirtx2.

    Gam3r

  • IAO6

    @belo: it's mandatory aim testing every 30 days, results are usually next day. and yeah, there's a greater chance that calvin has stis than any randomly picked performer.

    IAO6

  • Narsil

    @Lamego: I feel like someone with that attitude would want their cake and want to be able to eat it as well (the cake, I mean. Erm.).

  • IR1

    I hope thats dirt...

    IR1

  • SG79

    @Lamego:

    Yeah, she gets filmed hooking.

  • Dillinger23

    @Revenge_of_Nekojin: awesome

  • firefly

    @Jae_Brav: I haven't watched it in a while too, but I loved it back when I first got the DVD, and probably watched it like 5 times in a week.

    That line is probably my favorite in the whole movie, cause that was Rocco at his hilarious best.

    Here's hoping the sequel is good.

    firefly

  • Tony Crespo

    @Rem:

    she probably went buy her legal name, not by her porn star name

    Tony Crespo

  • MonkeyChunks

    She said she played a lot of video games in high school. Lesson is: don't let your daughters play video games!!! You dont want them to end up like this woman. Gross!

  • KainReborn

    @sendmail: Brilliant. Hats off to you, sir.

    KainReborn

  • stupid_mcgee: uber pyro > zerg r

    @excel_excel: Meh. I prefer Sophie Moone.

    *drool

  • Terance! - In Before What My Mes

    @Dingler:

    +1 :)

    Terance! - In Before What My Message Says

  • Kristopher.W

    and the big deal about her is....?

    dont find her attractive in the slightest.well her hips are decent at least.

  • Snacky_Smores

    That is the worst case of Herpes I have ever seen! Its all over her arms!

  • abcFRAG

    Wow, i didn't know that Crecente was now a porn star.

    abcFRAG

  • belo

    @Calvin: popular pornstars get STD checks like every week

  • 1up

    @Zenrick3.0: Oh, and you get a heart for making me chuckle.

  • 1up

    @Zenrick3.0: HAHA. Oh no you didn't!

  • Kobun

    Gawker runs a porn site?

  • Boom-Chicka-Ah

    Bobbi Starr on google without the safe search is even more dirty

  • Kobun

    @Terrorsaur-Back from the grave!: It's an empowerment thing I'd imagine. Men don't get labeled sluts for enjoying sex, but women do.

  • uchennaokafor

    @excel_excel: Yeah I know, I think I've seen one of those!

  • Masonvrocks: FFVs13 GOTY 2015

    @sendmail:
    You win good sir,

    Funny how you linked to fleshbot :P

  • d_average

    @Gezbox says: Exclusives Make a Console, not Multiplats.:

    i lol'd

  • IamNinja

    Egads! I thought she was a burn victim!

  • RRRansom

    Am I the only one that can only see liver spots?

  • Savoryy

    @VladMalice: Nah. Brian just too excited in that first pic...

  • pandafresh

    thanks for clearing that up. it sucks to find out i still need a degree to go into porn though.

    pandafresh

  • Jae_Brav

    @firefly: My bad. Been a while since I last watched it. Thanks.

  • Deathimself

    lolz, is that a birth control patch on her right thigh?

    Deathimself

  • firefly

    @Sandbox_Emperor: Yeah I saw the Dirt2 girls a few times but they were mostly walking around the floor so I didn't know which game they were promoting till I saw their shirts.

    The couple of nurses at Atlus' Trauma Center booth were smoking hot though!

    firefly

  • firefly

    @Jae_Brav: "..nine guys you fucked!", actually. Not just someone. :p

    firefly

  • VBerg

    @cupajoe38: Hopefully they contact you if you watch enough porn.
    *waits by the phone

    VBerg

  • MtlAngelus

    @JGab: You can also pay generously with garlic.

  • Kazama Sogetsu

    @sendmail: and today's internets goes to...

  • excel_excel

    @SketchyIndividual: "Didn't I see you in Alone In The Dark 6??"

    Which BTW is a real film....I er...googled her name...yeah thats right!

  • David Whitney

    Oh Crecente, that shirt...

  • Revenge_of_Nekojin

    @SketchyIndividual: What, like the back of a Volkswagon?

  • Lamego

    @Dingler:
    Indeed. Crescente! You behave!

    Lamego

  • Lamego

    @FatFrank:
    She's not a hooker, she's a porn star.

    Don't offend people like that.

    Lamego

  • Timstuff

    I @sendmail: I know. When I read the headline, I assumed that the guy was the porn star.

  • Lamego

    @bshidoheat: That is a quality dove.

    Lamego

  • Silverbackne

    @sendmail: "Hey I heard your Nintendo is broken. I'm the repair man."

    Silverbackne

  • Sonira - I am old news.

    @sendmail: It's Crecente, clearly.

  • 99-Luft-Balloons

    i love brian's elf ears in that pic

    99-Luft-Balloons

  • Sonira - I am old news.

    @digitalmorphine: Same here.

  • -MasterDex-

    @Rem: Yeah, they really should have done something more respectful and get a different rally driver to promote it.

    -_-

    -MasterDex-

  • CustomFirmware

    @sendmail:

    COMMENT OF THE FUCKING WEEK. LMFAO!

    CustomFirmware

  • HELLSRIDER is playing Mother 3

    @Gezbox says: Exclusives Make a Console, not Multiplats.: Lots of movies.

  • DigiMish

    Wow, not hot. Bad choice on the "dirty-girl" getup.

  • HELLSRIDER is playing Mother 3

    @Rem: wow, you are taking this a little bit too serious.

  • Orionsaint

    He met her in a mud pile?

  • Terrorsaur-Back from the grave!

    Someone explain to me how you can label yourself as a feminist but accept the Superslut 2009 award.

    Terrorsaur-Back from the grave!

  • Ryakudatsu

    @Dingler: Crecente has a hairstyle made for porn. I think he's trying to get a "collaboration" happening.

  • JGab

    @excel_excel: Aw damn it, it costs 3 easy payments of $49.99 and I can only afford 2 easy payments.

  • FlagshipFighter

    @sendmail: LMFAO!

  • FlagshipFighter

    @Zenrick3.0: LOL!

  • SketchyIndividual

    @excel_excel: All I'd have been able to say is "I've seen you in bondage being fucked in a very uncomfortable place."

    It'd be both true, and a good test to see if she likes quality flicks.

  • eviladrian

    From wikipedia: As of 2008, Starr is a student studying pre-med, with the aim of becoming a gynecologist.

    I love the idea of going into the doc's office and next to the medical degree there's a "Superslut 2009" certificate with a big gold seal on the corner...

  • excel_excel

    @Jae_Brav: It does work...thats the picture!....was removed by imageshack, she'll put it back up hopefully p://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=99d.jpg&via=tfrog

  • excel_excel

    @excel_excel: Damn it! Sorry its her at the harvest moon booth!

  • Scaramanga

    Boy, when you mean 'super' NSFW, you REALLY mean "SUPER" NSFW on that link.

    Scaramanga

  • pot3ntial2suck

    Who's the guy in the elf costume standing next to her?

  • Jae_Brav

    @excel_excel: If the link worked and went to an image that wasn't disabled I might be able to see what you are talking about.

  • moehannes

    @excel_excel: re-upload please can't see.

    moehannes

  • Jae_Brav

    @goldarsun: To pull a quote from the Boondock Saints, "I can't run down to the store and buy a pack of smokes without running into someone you fucked!"

  • Lupich

    @Gezbox says: Exclusives Make a Console, not Multiplats.: Bwahahahaha

  • excel_excel

    @Agumen: Yeah but women are protected in porn. There is a difference of course but....

  • TwinkyC

    Looks like she got back from filming 2 Girls 1 Cup Two: One More Cup.

  • pseudothought

    @pandafresh: "Starr said she stopped playing World of Warcraft when she graduated from San Jose State University with a music degree."

    pseudothought

  • excel_excel

    @DicksonPoon: Hahaha brilliant!

  • Legendary Hoamaru

    @pandafresh: Nah, it doesn't say she played WoW specifically in high school, just that she played games in HS.

  • skullkid

    The Crecente/Starr photoshop is inevitable. With the exact same expressions as in the picture above. Please, somebody, anybody!

  • DicksonPoon

    @Calvin: Naw, that happened when he got a moment to himself. ;)

  • NewSpecies

    @pandafresh:
    "The old world of warcraft" seems like WC3 to me.

    NewSpecies

  • Agumen

    I guess I'm just hardcore old-skool on this, but to me it's really no different than posing with a prossytute. Not sure why you'd wanna.

    It's like -
    I'll pay you to have sex with me.
    No way! I'm no prossy!
    Oh, you don't get it, I've got this camera here...
    Oh! Acting! Why didn't you say so! Sure, where's da monies?

    Yeah, it's a little wierd to me. But Crecente is rockin' the pic, that's for sure. And she is a pretty lady.

  • excel_excel

    @Gezbox says: Exclusives Make a Console, not Multiplats.: Haha, me too!

  • skullkid

    The Cresente/Starr photoshop is inevitable. Both with the same expressions as the above picture. Please, somebody, do it.

  • XCha0s

    If theres anything you notice about crecente, it's that smile haha.

    XCha0s

  • Sandbox_Emperor

    haha, definitely thought she was a L4D2 zombie at the Valve booth or something

  • MeanMF

    @pandafresh: She said "the old school World of Warcraft" which is presumably porn star speak for "Warcraft".

  • Gezbox says: Exclusives Make a C

    Well i was gonna get Dirt 2, but now its gonna be Dirt 2 and some movies.

  • Rem

    The first Colin McRae game after his death and they get a porn star to promote it. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

    Rem

  • VladMalice

    Anybody else see the orb's in the second pic? E3 IS HAUNTED!!!!

    VladMalice

  • goldarsun

    "I've run into quite a few people here who recognized me," she said.

    Classic.

  • goldarsun

    @pandafresh: She said "old-school" World of Warcraft, which I took to me old-school Warcraft. As in, Warcraft 3.

  • Covert_Knight

    Crecente you're smiling too much! :D

    I was gonna crack a joke about both of my favorite hobbies being there but I couldn't think of anything terribly witty.

  • Jae_Brav

    @pandafresh: Thus the reason why she does porn?

  • cupajoe38

    How can I get on the X-rated Critics Organization?

  • MaximusDM

    Wow, just thinking that I might have played with Bobbi Star when I picked up Diablo. Maybe even pk'd her...

  • excel_excel

    @excel_excel: I'd like to marry her and then go work on my farm.

  • B-ryon

    Excuse me while I do some 'research' on google..

    B-ryon

  • coolguyface

    @Calvin: the heart condition or...

    coolguyface

  • excel_excel

    [img198.imageshack.us]

  • Calvin

    @excel_excel: You can't duplicate that shit, bro. Go back to Craigslist asap?

  • Lincolnsbeard33

    @Calvin: yeah she is a porn star which means if she has an STD her career is down the drains. So if you think you are going to get a STD from a porn star you are sadly mistaken. You have a higher chance of getting a STD by sleeping with some girl at a college party.

    Lincolnsbeard33

  • excel_excel

    @Calvin: I agree. Crecente's majestic hair is the ultimate tool in getting women. Available now at Crecenteshop.com!

  • pandafresh

    wait...she used to play world of warcraft when she was in highschool? but if shes 26 now, and WoW is almost 5 years now, that means she got outta highschool @ 21 years of age?

    pandafresh

  • Calvin

    @FatFrank: At least SHE doesn't bitch about the bruise-like markings.

  • sendmail

    I can't tell which one is the porn star.

    sendmail

  • Calvin

    @Dingler: Naw, it looks like he's having a stroke.

  • Calvin

    @excel_excel: Pree much because she's touched Crencete anyways. Makes her too good for me. =(

  • Zenrick3.0

    Them 2 girls are kind of ok I guess.

  • excel_excel

    @excel_excel: why hold back. SHE FUCKING HAWT OMGWTFBBQ!

  • Dingler

    Crecentes smile is awesome. It's very clear what his intentions with this girl are.

    Dingler

  • FatFrank

    Still cleaner than most hookers.

    FatFrank

  • Evuk

    omg bobbi starr!?

    dammit i knew i shouldve went this year to e3!
    i envy you moreso now than ever crecente!

  • digitalmorphine

    @digitalmorphine: ...and that the girl was a zombie.

    digitalmorphine

  • Calvin

    She can clean me any day. By that, I mean stay away from me. I don't need me any STD's.

  • bshidoheat

    That is a dirty bird.

    bshidoheat

  • digitalmorphine

    Oh, at first I thought Crescente's shirt was all full of blood.

    digitalmorphine

  • excel_excel

    man she is dirty!

    What? it says it on her T-shirt see.

  • GoreBacke

    @Calvin: good call man. She probably got AIDS from the guy in the second picture down on the NSFW link

  • Metron144

    shame on her for not wanting a ps3 though.

    Metron144

  • Metron144

    As soon as I saw the pic i was like "!!!! is that bobbi starr?!" Sigh...if only all feminists were like her. I'm more used to seeing her rump than her face.

    Metron144

  • StanleyKoteks

    @digitalmorphine: At first I thought Crescente was the porn star.

  • tobz1000

    Wait... which one's the porn star?

    tobz1000

  • fELIXADER

    @Revenge_of_Nekojin: I guess yo have never sat in one. I am German so....

  • Gundem

    Crescente dresses like homosexual

  • vanchrian

    @pandafresh: You know, a generous number of porn stars, the good ones anyways, have college degrees?

  • Justifan

    not dirty enough...
    but pretty nonetheless.
    more porn stars should be hired for these functions thats for sure:)

    Justifan

  • Gam3r

    @PulpZero:
    Just as good!

    Gam3r

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