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Somehow They’re Squeezing Fat Princess Onto The PSP

Fitting the other team’s cake-engorged princess into the giant PlayStation 3 was easy; how they’ve managed to cram her into the PSP is something we don’t really want to think about.

But cram they have, and Titan Game’s addictive action fantasy blend is indeed coming to the PlayStation Portable in the form of Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake. It’s a port of the upcoming PlayStation Network title, with new features exclusive to the portable version, including six completely new levels, an extended single player mode, and four new game modes – Grim Ripper, Dilapidated, Demolition, and Jailbreak. All of that, plus online multiplayer in both local and infrastructure modes for up to 8 players make Fistful of Cake one hefty package. HA! See what I did there? I made a heavy joke about the game! This is why I should probably be sleeping right now.

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  • azr

    @Morpork: Yeah I was wondering abnout that too, but what the others who replied to you said makes sense. Hopefully they'll add it to the PS3 version eventually.

  • SuperD

    @AngryEddy: Pfft, next thing you know they're gonna tell us that you can cross the ocean without a boat.

  • patapon

    @FanBuoy: Not juicy goodness, WITH CAKE!!! :D

  • BigMoose is a big moose

    @[twitter.com]:

    Actually, there is no connectivity, you get the full game either way.

  • relic1980

    Something to think about when I eventually get a PSP...considering my diabetic state, SOMEone should be able to eat some cake ^_^.

  • Pizookie

    @zoesch: If not a mode, they should at least use that for a trophy name. It's too good to pass up.

    Pizookie

  • Pizookie

    @-Xehanort: I'd like to own both versions. I'd like it even more if I could just buy it once for the PS3 and copy the port of it over to the PSP. You hear me, Sony? Make it happen.

    Pizookie

  • ithyphallus of his own will reco

    wow this just eliminated all interest in Fat Princess. enough with this psp-ps3 connectivity nonsense - i shouldn't have to buy a handheld to get the "complete" experience. looks like the price of games are just the base price now.

  • casmith07

    I vote to change the name, by the way, to Fat Princess: OM NOM NOM

    casmith07

  • casmith07

    Release date for the PS3 version yet?? Come on, announcing new portable versions still without a release date for the first one?

    casmith07

  • StevenRafael

    @armless-phelan: Too much awesome..... But it must done.

    Quick, let's petition the devs to replace all cake sprites with sprites of bloodied limbs!

    StevenRafael

  • sentroshi

    I hope they port it over to the PSN version for free or as buyable DLC. OR, even better connect the psp to the ps3 for extra goodies! :D

  • Daniel Pizarro Sánchez

    @ShushKebab: Well, the PSP Go will support bluetooth tethering, but being someone who´s complaining about wi-fi, i guess that´s just too complex for you.

    Daniel Pizarro Sánchez

  • Neonox

    @therage33: Hey, I set up the joke, don't I get any recognition?

  • Piblo

    RELEASE THE PS3 VERSION ALREADY!

    That is all.

  • Sparerib

    When did the hate parade from this game evaporate? I kind of figured the movement to villify it was in for the long haul.

  • Devenu

    Sweet, this is like six more logs that can be thrown into the obese feminist campfire.

    Devenu

  • armless-phelan

    @zoesch: A zombie mode Fat Princess would be awesome. Instead of feeding the princess cake, you could feed her your fallen comrades and/or enemies.

    Or is that too much awesome?

    armless-phelan

  • Tyr4nt

    so wait then the PSP version is the definitive version of the game to buy? Why not give the PS3 game all the extras too isn't there where most people are going to want to play it anyway? Whatever.

    Tyr4nt

  • mossiprose

    Clearly the game will be fun. on ps3 or psp. for the people asking about why they didnt make the ps3 one playable on the ps3? well thats pretty obvious,, money. now of course they will say something like 'we want to appeal to both audiences on the ps3 and the psp' but its still about the money. Dont let the man get you down, and buy whichever version you want. they will both be good in different ways.

    mossiprose

  • the7k

    @Kpibca: T.I.C.K. Operative: Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fist of Plastic - Fistful of Cake
    How about movie titles?
    A Fistful of Dollars: Fistful of Cake

  • zgreenwell

    @ShushKebab: Like my house.

  • ShadowOdin finally got a copy of

    @Morpork: 32 is still more people than 8 though

  • Sonira - I am old news.

    @curly haired boy: Haha, first time I've laughed at a "the cake is a lie" joke in a while.

  • zoesch

    @-Xehanort: Here's a new one...

    If there's a zombie mode they can call it "Left 4 Cake"

    I'm sure Gabe's already left to get his slice.

    *rimshot*

    Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week, please tip your waitress...

  • therage33

    @AngryEddy: SO DELICIOUS!!! Join me in singing its praises across the countryside!
    Long live the Past Bread Bowl!
    ...sorry, I got little sleep last night.

  • therage33

    @curly haired boy: HAHAHA...my first LOL of the day, kudos! *Places medal around neck*

  • -Xehanort

    @curly haired boy: LOL

    -Xehanort

  • -Xehanort

    @BubbleF**kingBuddy: Wow....

    I had the exact same thought.

    -Xehanort

  • -Xehanort

    @Revenge_of_Nekojin: True.

    Buy both.

    -Xehanort

  • -Xehanort

    @FanBuoy: You should!

    -Xehanort

  • -Xehanort

    @unangbangkay: The PS3 version will obviously be a must-have. For one thing, the PS3 version hosts 32 players, while the PSP version hosts 8. The PS3 version will certainly look prettier, even if both will look pretty awesome. You'll be playing on a console, and with a different audience.....

    Plus, it will release earlier, I'm sure.

    All-in-all, I see you're point, but you really should own both versions.

    -Xehanort

  • Certop

    Why didn't they just make the PSN version of Fat Princess playable on the PSP as well (obviously with scaled down graphics)

    Certop

  • curly haired boy

    @Neonox: Portal: Fistful of Lies.

    curly haired boy

  • AngryEddy

    @Revenge_of_Nekojin: Oh, and I'll bet there's also a way to communicate on the go without wires connecting phones to switchboards too, eh futureboy!?

  • Neonox

    @Kpibca: T.I.C.K. Operative: Portal: Fistful of Cake.

  • AngryEddy

    Still waiting for the PS3 version, but now I can't wait to wrap my greasy sausage fingers around the PSP to play this!

    Now where did I put my Dominos Pizza Pasta Bread Bowl?

  • Kpibca: T.I.C.K. Operative

    EVERY game should have the subtitle "Fistful of Cake".

    Final Fantasy: Fistful of Cake
    Super Smash Bros. Fistful of Cake
    Halo: Fistful of Cake
    Grand Theft Auto: Fistful of Cake
    Persona 5: Fistful of Cake

  • Revenge_of_Nekojin

    @Morpork: The PS3 version will win out on graphics and multiplayer.

  • BubbleF**kingBuddy

    @Ackers: You gave up on the joke to, huh? Yeah, this title is like a broken dream.

    BubbleF**kingBuddy

  • Shakespeare

    Either way, PS3 or PSP, this is gonna rock... and roll... like a rotund overfed daughter of a royal family...

    Shakespeare

  • BubbleF**kingBuddy

    I'd make a Gabe Newell joke, but I they've all been made.

    BubbleF**kingBuddy

  • Morpork

    Hmm, it seems as though the PSP version comes out on top, features wise at least. Is that not a bit strange? I'll most likely only buy the PS3 version, so maybe that's why I'm worried.

    Morpork

  • FanBuoy

    Wow they're really really trying to pump the PSP full of juicy goodness aren't they?

    I might get one.

  • ShadowOdin finally got a copy of

    Aw man, even MORE features than the ones we already don't know about?
    Color me interested. With cake.

    I think I'll pick up both. PSP version I'll probably be able to play with my roommate for once.

    They should've just made the first Fat Princess enabled on Remote Play though. Would've saved them the hazzle.

  • moehannes

    ohhhhh fat people....Always funny no matter what they say or do.

    moehannes

  • unangbangkay

    Wait, wait. If this has all kinds of crazy exclusive features, what's the point of buying the PSN version?

  • Kirbysuperstar

    @ShushKebab: Or sit on the back veranda.

  • Ackers

    The cake is a.... aw fuk it

  • holypromise

    Just for the game title alone make it worth buying.

  • Revenge_of_Nekojin

    @ShushKebab: Some people have these things in their house called wireless routers.

  • WittyUserName

    Exclusive features, huh? I don't even know what features are in the regular version. *sigh*

  • ShushKebab

    You have to head for those wi-fi hotspots though....

  • MoeB

    MAKE ME FAT!

    MoeB

  • Shredator

    Sweet! Like cake!

  • Pult|Ost - Dark Days Are Coming

    So what about remote play? Too complex? Worked nicely with Bionic Commando: Rearmed.

  • Neonox

    That has to be one of the best titles I've ever heard.

    I can't wait for this game.

  • Neteher

    Go to sleep, my friend. Go to sleep.

  • SiZaM

    judging by how innovative the PS3 title looks, I'm super interested to see how this plays out, on a handheld....

    is there any other cel shaded games for psp?

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