Touch The Fake Dream C Club Girls For Real

I don't get it... Touching a picture of a girl using a plastic sign is supposed to be fun? Kids these days...

The only one I'm interested in is Riho Futaba. She's played Volleyball pingpong, every sport, wrestled, boxed. CUT UP ZOMBIES!!!!!!! Became GIANT AND STOMPED OVER CITIES. Was in a 2d style fighter. And now shes hosting some club. She's even in a dating sim. Riho is an idol of gaming.

Zero254

@GOLD5:

Yes, because a TV show and a spoiled brat are, in fact, all women.

Grow up.

WoozyB

Pointer finger? Where's my panning hand?

dbc

This game graphics are geourgeos, it´s amazing how well they made the transition from 2D anime style to 3D. Great work.

Daniel Pizarro Sánchez

The American in me says 'This is kinda stupid.'

but the Otaku in me says 'BAWGH THIS GAME IS SOO COOOLLL!'

oh the conflict!

Mad-Hobo

@Xaevier: Two ways??? Surely you mean 12 million.

Kyoya

@fELIXADER: I actually saw a lot of girls stop in front of the display for this game.

@PapaBear434: Yes it was... yes it was.

Mad-Hobo

@FarmboyinJapan: If someone gave you a bunch of money and said, "Hey, make a game that has cute characters, somewhat of a story, and plenty-o ta-ta's"... you would say no?

Mine would be an epic trilogy, with two psp spin offs and an Xbox port.

Now THIS is what is the true potential of Project Natal! Imagine actually reaching out and touching these underage girls instead of just thrusting at them with a stylus.

Yes, it was just as creepy writing that as it was reading it.

@icepick314:
Don't you know? You're practically an adult when your a 14 year old Anime character.

@SansSanity:
Do not underestimate the Mousou power of otakus XD

AnnihilatorX

you SUUUURE they're old enough to drink?

woulda done the same thing with the pointer. anything else would've shamed the Club Girls.

asdf4321

@Teliko: an internet. you have won it.

lostmongoose

so how many women died to graft skin for these posters?

kitsuneconundrum

Doesn't anybody worry about getting swine flu or at least cooties from touching a boob that everybody else has fondled and probably never gets washed? Geez. Japanese man:'Yeah, I'm a germophobe.. What's that? A drawing of a schoolgirl lying in the gutter? Excuse me for a second.. *unzips pants*.'

@scrapking: Women are so vain, greedy and demanding these days (see The Hills or Paris Hilton for examples of modern paragons) that if you own a video game console, chances are you don't know too many women, in 'that way'. Might as well be chupa-thingy.

oh no! people are trying to make money by catering to a market! ooptyfucking-doo.

when did gamers become so judgemental? because we're not taken seriously by other media? who cares?

typingfromwork

@Monorail Cat (NO MEANS YES): NO OPAI FOR YOU.

@Chibirazi: Or even forcefully jammed into the middle of this article.

@FarmboyinJapan: You mean like no actual relashionships cause they spend all their time on Hentai and making games alike?

This would be really hilarious if it had one of the Rapeplay articles directly over or under it.

@SansSanity: Since when have women problems with plastic pointers?

It just goes to show that anything that even resembles a woman will catch a guy's attention.

Hell I have to admit that if the game got a western release I would at least check it out...oh yes ;>_>

@teknx: Nyoro~n

@FarmboyinJapan: Hai.

@FarmboyinJapan: Nah, look at it in a simple way. Men like video games, but they LOVE boobs.

Combine the two and its easy profit!

@FarmboyinJapan: maybe in japan, europe, and america.. don't know about australia.

@scrapking: high five RvB reference... an old one at that!

Man...

So I roll up to Akiba like once a week, and recently they have started to show commercials and promotions for this game on TVs located in the store windows...and there is always a big crowd.

This game is going to sell a bajillion copies....

Half of me is like 'this game is reaching new lows, and I'm ashamed to be a gamer'...and the other half of me is just like 'God damn....the guy how made this is going to be Japan's next billionare.'

Do you think a lot of guys who make games have issues with women???

FarmboyinJapan

I wonder if these people are aware that there are *real women* in the world. They talk about them like they should be in Sarge's list of imaginary creatures in the second episode of Red Vs. Blue, right up there with unicorn, sasquatch, and chupa-thingy.

scrapking

@Monorail Cat (NO MEANS YES): Abunai desu yo.

@Ninja Tree: +1 LoL!

SansSanity

@Xaevier: with a (presumably) plastic pointer??

SansSanity

I wonder if Chris Hansen is hiding behind that cardboard...

BOOOBIES! there like bags of sand.

@SansSanity:

You mean boobs? Because I can think of two ways to get pleasure out of those...

Xaevier

Ugh...

I wonder what pleasure anyone can possibly get out of that?

SansSanity

OPPAI.

Monorail Cat (NO MEANS YES)

"Boozin'-with-cabaret-girls game Dream C Club not only features girls and booze, but also touching. So should it's in-store display."

its, not it's. GEEZ.

belthegor