Christina Aguilera Has Hurt Herself While Playing The Wii

Someone needs to photoshop a wii-mote Bouncing off her head. lol fuckin saved

Bkore

probably not the first time she bruised her hand on a "wii"… by wii i mean penis…

titanius anglesmith

OH NO! Please tell me it's not the hand she uses to visually describe the key she's singing in while she's running up and down vocal scales in the middle of each song! If it's that hand, she won't be able to sing properly! OH NO!

Peter Tailor

whatta wiitard

StanwayJalopy

"Now she's a mother, it's perfect for her."
In short Wii = Perfect for mom. It's final now. I'll go play my PS3 then.

hanulbada

@StevenRafael: I can only assume he's just trying to make a point. that being, 'what does this have to do with gaming?'

Crash__Man

At least she didn't break her TV!

NekuSakuraba

"Cncl hr cm pprnc n Prjct Rnwy! Chrstn nds sm srs rcvry tm. Sh dsn't nly hv brsd hnd, bt brsd hrt fr lsng tht gm."



Y knw, y'r nly fdng nt clbrty nws by rprtng ths trvl bllcrp. Y'd nvr s nyn ls n th nws whn t cms t mldly njrng thmslvs plyng gm, xcpt fr clbrty.



Crs, rlz 'm nt hlpng mch by vwng nd cmmntng. S hr's sml t brghtn yr dy.



=D



BRG

How many people must get hurt? How many must die? How long must the suffering continue before regulators realize the Wii is largest threat to our health that the world has ever known?

When you talk about Christina Aguilera, you're suppose to say "Songstress".

@MelodyKitn: I got smoked in the jaw by my significant other when we first got the Wii, like two years ago. We were playing Tennis. He's about 6'1, I'm about 5'6. Not pretty.

bialia

@Tye-The-Czar: .... the hell??

bialia

Wow.. What a fucking idiot!

You know, when you have a couple millions dollars under your belt a simple broken lamp becomes a "so what?" thingy.

@MaxDragon7 - Zombie Kotaku Outbreak!!!: Wow, where the crap have you been? lol

y, t's nt rlly "bshng" th W. t's jst frmng t ngtvly.



nd stll, sk, why Ktk?



f ths s blg fr "hrdcr gmrs," d thy rlly cr bt Krstn glr? hv thy nt hrd th ncdts bt W njrs bfr?



s wht's th rtcl cntrbtng?



h y, nthr chnc fr ppl t pst bt hw lm th W s. ftr ll, t's plyd by ppl wh clrly rn't "hrdcrz" (Chrstn) nd t hrts thm t'bt! wht pc ' jnk, m rght!? =P



th W's dnc wll b kpng y mplyd fr th nxt 30 yrs.... shw sm rs

Crash__Man

Amateur

@Kobun: Punch-Out!! Your Wife Edition

good start wii, now finish the job.

sideshowbob916

@Ghede: Just curious... How old are you?

I don't mean to come off as rude, and I don't mean to imply anything. It's just that when I was young, she was second to Britney Spears in terms of pop culture obsession.

StevenRafael

what is that face she's making? Is she listening to her first album?

messiahxi

@Grind_Axis: lol YEah, by her Wii.

Ur-Lord-Crypy

@Kobun: LOLOLOLOL

"excuse me Mr's Agularia (or whatever your god awful name is now) May we ask why you hav 2 broken arms, a collapsed lung, missing 10 teeth and your head is shaved...



Oh, You were playing Wii? Ok, that explains it all."





Whats really sad, is there are people finding this out who will actually get upset to the fact that poor little miss rich girl slightly hurt herself.





Jeees, Her arms look like my legs now...... Just less hair. lol

Ur-Lord-Crypy

Depressing that society has degraded to the point where a star's WII mishap is somehow news to somebody somewhere...

Can we start hearing about Brittney's bowl movements now?

Maybe what Paris had breakfast?

Apparently she has yet to regain her full balance after getting her 5th or 6th set of implants.

Nslick

In the near future Wii injuries will replace tripping down the stairs as the explanation of choice for all wives' bruises.

@Grind_Axis:

yeah. that lamp was the queen.

Who?

She was probably playing Brain Age.

@penguin_of_death: I know, I think I've doomed myself.



Ah well, at least if it goes through the tv, it's an excuse to get a new one (we're planning to, we just haven't gotten around to it... this would force our hand).

@WinslowNootrac: Haha, I spotted that too.



Now though, we've all lost...

That headline and image combination is insanely hilarious. She looks like a drunk girl who is spiralling into hysterics after being slapped my another drunk girl.

kiddoblivion

I love when I click away :(



Why all the scorn, people? Seems to me like she's taking everything in good humor. Indeed exactly how I or any of my friends would act. I don't see how or why "Yeah it's fine, more bothered that I lost the game tbh" is anything other than a perfectly normal reaction we'd all want. Not her fault the tabloids care about stuff like this.

o noes, celebs. She's not gonna sue Nintendo now, is she? xD that would be ridiculous.

@Grind_Axis:



She's just fortunate that she wasn't playing Singstar or DDR. Who knows how many casualties would've been involved.

If there was an award for best picture used with blog posts, Kotaku would win every year, undefeated.



With her hand injured, how will she count to 4? This is a very serious musical issue.

What an emo... She got a goddamn BRUISE on her hand fer chrissakes! And what's her reaction? "It's not the physical pain that hurts me. It's losing the game to my kid that scarred me the most."

Oh cry me (or Justin) a river!



(I kid of course)

@Fadecy: Rival Schools for PSN/XBLA PLZ:



Though your comment is more annoying. Kind of like when everyone jumps on the panic bandwagon when someone comes out with a "FIRST !!", which is a lot worse though. So I forgive you! =D



On topic, the picture made me lol, thanks!

Nintendo able to influence the physical welbeing of some of the most famous people in the world?



I for one welcome our new overlords.

0suited

@ Is this what you're looking for?

Wow, I really over-did those spaces between those paragraphs! >:P
(Fixed now, I just realized that the commenting system now automatically adds paragraph breaks.)

Bitch deserved it anyway. That's what you get when you put style over substance AND become STUPIDly popular. *COUGHRONALDREAGANCOUGH*

Tye-The-Czar

OK, so we know she's fine after that run in with the lamp.



That's good to hear. But..



What about the lamp?



What kind of lamp was it? Was it expensive, or cheap? Vintage, or modern? Was the material ceramic, plastic, glass? Also, did the lamp break?



Come on people, what am I paying you for?! Give me MORE details here, chop-chop, on the double!



(Also, great picture choice. Funny over-reaction to silly occurrence. :P)

I can see it now.



All those poor starving children in tears because she bruised her hand. A personal apology from Saturo Iwata, along with a hefty out-of-court settlement to avoid further action.



All those sales she would have never had anyway being taken away from her because she has a bruised hand. All the therapy needed to recover from such an event!



They should be thankful she isn't Heather Mills.

This would've been funnier had she been a man - considering it's a 'bruised hand' thanks to the Wii.



Now we're just sadly left with jokes as to whose Wii it was.

@Boom-Chicka-Ah: Star commenter material right there ladies and gentlemen.

So, she hurted herself playing with a wand... I know the guys at Penny Arcade could make a marvelous strip about this thing!

Dedwan / Deadpool

I don't really know what is worse, Celebrity media Gossip thinking this is a valid story, or Brian bringing it to us, either way, celebritys are morons.

Did she just say that she LOST THE GAME?

WinslowNootrac

Excelent Picture BTW

Mihos

*cricket chirp*

"Celebrity down celebrity down! We have a 10483 in progress, repeat a 10483 in progress. Celebrity injury via gaming console, requesting immediate internet blog and tabloid response, OVER!"

@MelodyKitn: yep - that'll be a case of "famous last words".

penguin_of_death

A great loss to our nation, she will be remembered as a pioneer of the music industry. She will be missed.

Grind_Axis

Show of unbruised hands of those with the Wii who haven't managed to injure themselves yet?



I mean, I don't exactly have swinging room, and occasionally I'll be rascally and not bother with the strap, and yet somehow I've managed not to mangle any part of myself or the environment while swinging that wiimote around.



Guess I should knock on wood, I've probably jinxed myself now.

@GlenTen: Science shows that life is more dangerous than the Wii.

Devil_Dan

try hours of PC FPS and stick 2D fightan -_-

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