Cutie Cosplayer Wants To Make You A Plush Toy

Not much of a Starcraft fan, but that plushie is very cute.

Predict the end price! I'd say somewhere around 200 dollars, but I hope teh interwebs blow my prediction out of the water.

Thut

@Outi: No, you're not as known because you haven't done anything profound are Heza's almost obnoxiously detailed cosplay, and you're being an attention whore. =|

Jennacide

Late to the party.... Hezachan gots some nice picz on her profile

Felicia was oddly arousing for a furry .... sorry kids

InconspicuouslyConspicuous

@drag: lawl your poor thread has been jacked by geeerrrlllsss....

Oh well, "sticky" no; "muddy" oh yea...

so much for a throw down, nothing but civilized people in here

InconspicuouslyConspicuous

@Wolfers: No way man, just no. >:(

SsLordMagus

@Wolfers: I'm a SC fanatic and I am going to attack you with ferocity.

Reaver drops are extremely deadly, and if used with extreme skill, it is total win. Also, a reaver is great to open an invasion. I demand you take back what you said.

Fernando Jorge

@Solertia: No! Thats how it'll get ye.

AznSlackerType~Is AbsurdlyNarcissistic

She has eyes to die for. Best physical attribute of a woman and she owns it.

@Hypernetic: If I had any proof, I wouldn't have said I was estimating. I'm careful like that.

Considering all of the industry professionals I know do read Kotaku, and all of the industry professional you know don't, perhaps my estimate should have been closer to 50%? Or, would you say that some of your acquaintances still read the site (as you clearly do) despite thinking it's a joke?

I'd bang her.

Hypernetic

@jesterspawn:

What are you talking about? Do you have any sort of proof that says 90% of the people written about on Kotaku also read it? All the industry professionals I know think this site is a joke, and so do I.

Oh wait, maybe you're kissing ass for one of those gold stars?

Hypernetic

@jesterspawn: I wouldn't call being a dick to people who doesn't have it coming is "winning".
I would say "winning" is being a dick to other dicks. =)

Janxer

@jesterspawn: If they can't handle the harsh criticisms of douche bags like me or you, then they shouldn't let other people see their works. Simple as that.

@Tesahli: i just wanted to say that my girlfriend is pretty hot, and probably the most oddball girl i've ever known. she plays video games 50% of her free time, loves star wars/star trek/LOTR/etc etc, has an obsession with military aircraft, also among other things that would most likely classify her as geeky.

so, yes people, there are girls with the same interests as us guys out there.

rogue32

For the record: I love this woman!

abcFRAG

Cute little reaver, even if it is the most worthless unit in the game!

Wolfers

@Kobun: MS BELLUM!!! HELP ME GET THIS "PICKLE" OUT OF THIS "JAR"!!

@Rem: Honestly I don't like it either, but when your best friend calls you "HezaChan" since middle school, it sorta sticks.

@DannyElfman: You have 15 minutes before the edit window closes.

@directhex: The city of Townsville!

bom chicka wah wah...

@NeoStarr HD: Already have those actually.

edit: weird why is it letting me edit this post but not others? There some sort of timelimit or what?

DannyElfman

@Wuffles: dude, relax, and maybe read the other posts, everyone takes it way more relaxed than you do.

@HezaChan: Yeah, and laughing about all of us geeknerds who adore the pics of you two no matter what they say about em ;)

@Outi:

Wow, can we not be a little bit more mature here?

This saddens me that you feel this woman is a threat and challenge. Sure, she got featured on Kotaku and may use her sex appeal as a bit of a selling point, as I'm sure she knows, but that is no need to go insulting her and her talent.

No one is a "winner" here with an attitude like that. :\

@tomsamson: There is no point in fighting. Honestly, Outi and I would probably be friends IRL, at least I can see it workin' out that way.

@2c-b: It's fine, you're not the first guy to skip over replies.

@D Mitsuki : Gotta have guts kid!: Yeah, sure, neither of em tries selling the stuff with photos in library assistant dress.
Hm, now thinking about it, that maybe would work out even better..
What was my point..
erm..
right, i find it cheap though as most hetero guys i still like looking at it, so who am i to judge.

@hodayathink is running for president of Naughty...: Very true, didn't think about that.

@Tesahli:
This, exactly this.

@Befitzero:
Why? Why exactly? What evidence is there that she doesn't takes it seriously?

@Deadshot is a spy!: The trick is that what you should do to a stupid, illogical post is ignore it, not reply to tell the person how stupid and illogical they are. With the new system, if people ignore stupid posts, they're much less likely to be seen.

HOLY HELL! :0
WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE!? D:

@Outi: Wait, there's a porno movie about the Powerpuff Girls? To the torrentmobile!

@ trunkenmath: I'm pretty sure Heza realizes that boobs are a big selling point to the plushie she makes, it's like it was said in a earlier comment, if it wasn't HER making the plushies but some old dude, this story wouldn't be here.

And Outi obviously realizes that playing as the real geek against the "obvious fake big boob chick" makes her look better and can rally people on her side, to buy her shit. And like I said before this is the internet, plenty of people with small boob fetishes as well (like me!)

They are both great marketing strategies, I mean if I had boobs I'd use them to sell merchandise as well. But alas, I don't, so curse you cruel gods for not blessing me with the assets to move men's hearts, and wallets.

But yeah I don't think we should judge them on the contents of there bra, but the context of their character.

@resvrgam:

The few defensive replies makes me think..........

That is fricking hilarious!

@Outi: I'm like the smokey the bear of bewbs... only you can pass up a nice set of bewbage... size doth matter not...

fun can be had with all!

@HezaChan: Haha, that was classy again, not trying to defend the geeky moronness you have (we all have in some way) =D
Ok, i´ll do the same and state publicly i just had to imagine you both get into a nice fight. Including mud.
Yeah.

Hey, you two got the fire going, i´m just adding fuel =)

@resvrgam:

Considering that I know a chick who is just like that I would have to agree with it except for the unwashed part.

@heretrix: I dunno. One of my best friends fits the bill. He has a kid, quit his job and relies on his live-in girlfriend to pay his bills. And on top of all that he takes a shower maybe one time a week for less than five minutes because he is afraid something is going to happen to his ship on EVE.

Yes, his current life situation is because he doesn't have the willpower to stop playing a game. And when you point out the reality of the situation to him he gets pissed. I know that this is going off topic but I'm sure that you would understand the frustration one would have when someone you care about thinks that a computer game is more important than sitting down and playing with his kid, or maybe even getting a job to help pay bills and put clothes on his kids back.

/rant

This thread nicely illustrates an awkward thing about Kotaku commenting, which is that, unlike many websites, I'd estimate roughly 90% of the people mentioned in articles also read Kotaku.

It's one of Kotaku's greatest strengths, in my opinion, as the public's voice is actually being heard. Unfortunately, it also means, well... that the public's voice is being heard.

I'm not here to be anyone's parents, and yes, I realize that any woman who deliberately propagates pictures of her cleavage on the internets should be thick-skinned enough to deal with any and all comments that come her way.

I'm just reminding people, in the bigger picture, to perhaps bear in mind that everything we collectively rip to shreds in comments, from people's appearances to the graphics and animations in every videogame, is being read by those responsible for presenting it to us.

Obviously, the way to win the internet is still to be a dick, but maybe, on occasion, let someone else win?

@Outi: You have some awesome talent. I would totally purchase a shirt if i wasn't flat broke right at the moment.

Also, I only charged what it costs for materials and labor. Sorry if you found it to be unfair. :)

@Deadshot is a spy!: Oops, ofcourse that's what you meant. My apologies, I (absent mindedly) missed your first post. Now I feel kind of foolish since anyone who reads this will think I've got no idea.

2c-b

@Outi: I think your designs are neat and I fully understand where you are coming from. However by putting your goods on display you have become no better than the "busty latex cosplay-morons" that you dislike.

trunkenmath

DO WANT!

troopzor

@Outi:

Aw, cut Heza some slack. She's actually a nice person. I'm surprised she hasn't commented yet... that or I missed it.

In any case, small boobs are better because they don't look so bad when you get older haha. Second, and more importantly, it doesn't matter what you look like, really - so long as you can tap into that inner geek, you're better than any Prada Slave in my books. Plus, gamers are easy to please - look at how well Halo sells. *rimshot*

@Outi: Sorry, but Reaver plushie beats t-shirt prints. Don't try and pretend that this is about boobs!

That said, $30 is a bit too much.
And cosplayers make me want to tear my own eyes out.
And I can't stand it when non-Japanese people use -chan/-san/etc. after their own name.

Okay, fine, you win goddamnit.

Rem

@2c-b: I know, i just think it's not the best idea.

@Deadshot is a spy!: When a star replies to a non-star, it auto promotes their post. Like this one (I presume anyway, unless it glitches like it has on occasions).

2c-b

@Tesahli: There is a difference between a female hobbyist and a nerd queen. You can usually tell if you meet one by how hard they are trying for attention. If they are generally laid back and pretty chill, then they are just folk like you or me, but if they are constantly talking about games, speaking loudly and only has "geeky" guy friend then you have a nerd queen on your hands.

trunkenmath

@OutiNot only do you raise an excellent point regarding the chauvinistic nature of "video gamers", you've also got awesome dreads to boot. Heza has nothing on that.

2c-b

@heretrix:

I think it's a quote from somewhere. And considering the audience here, I think you're meant to take it with a grain of salt. Laugh. It's humorous.

@Tesahli: I agree with you that 40% are and nothing is wrong with that hell I wish it was 100% . But I feel this girl who has been featured a few times on kotaku and few other sites I seen is in it because:
A) She is attractive and knows it
B) Is trying to make a career based of the attention the nerd hordes throw her way.

Am I knocking her for it ? By all means no. What ever gets the bills paid is alright by me. I just have a hard time beliveing this girl is real gamer and not just in it for the attention.

Befitzero

@heretrix: Yeah, you...

@resvrgam:

First of all, that chick is freaking hot. She would do well in any circle.

Second of all, the assumption that gamers are unwashed and ugly is just plain idiotic.

Sounds like someone is pretty damn frustrated and is projecting........

@Outi: I just wanna say, I'm digging your dreads

Britton Stanaland

@Outi: Ha, don't feel bad. It's just those 'unwashed masses', obviously. ¬_¬

@Outi:
Well, dunno if one can talk about anyone "winning" in a thread like this, we all come off as some kind of weird, you know ;)
You´re just closest to winning of some sort cause your photo looks stylish whereas hers looks cheap :)

@resvrgam: Your tears make me stronger, resvgram.

@GunFlame:

cosplayers do put the effort in to their passion, kudos for butts!

DannyElfman

@resvrgam:

Seems to me that this whole comment is based on the concept that "Hot girls couldn't POSSIBLY like nerdy things, there must be something wrong psychologically then"

I'm sure there are such a thing as "Nerd Queens", but I don't think you could reasonably diagnose her personality solely on the concept that she's a girl and a nerd.

Not every gamer is unwashed and ugly; and the gaming audience is 40% Women and still rising, so get used to it.

Cosplayers do put the effort in to their passion, kudos for that!

@HezaChan: :O This is getting heated.

QUICK INTERNET CAT FIGHT.

On a side note, everybody in here really should go read resvrgam's comment...

@hodayathink is running for president of Naughty...: I see where you're coming from, but I've witnessed star commenters literally insult people who post stupid, illogical things and yet the promotion appears under the comment as if the star commenter is in support of it.

@Outi:
plus you have dreads that look very much like mine. :P

@Outi:
you>the other girl.


You look like a really awesome person to have around.

Srsly.

492b2 3b5t5k4mk3 3ñx39

@Outi: Yup I sure am a Moron.

@Outi:

Wanna medal to go with that vagina

DannyElfman

this fine lady is here to tell you that PZONES ONLY 5 DOLLAR

DannyElfman

@Deadshot is a spy!:
Yep, the new comment system is a pain in the ass.

@Outi: I've had that happen to me a few times around here. Hell, I've had it happen to me without clicking on anything else. But hey, you roll with the changes, yeah?

Either way, the point is I like your work and you don't look fake like Heza does.

Also, smaller chests are better.

Also also, I'd take a Mega Man shirt over a Reaver plush any day. I actually preordered Mega Man Anniversary Collection at like 8 different GameStops just so I could get 8 shirts. And then I picked up one preorder and moved all of the others around to various other games haha

@resvrgam:
Yes. Exactly, exactly.

You kinda wonder why there's not so many more of them, it seems such a ridiculously easy way for vaguely attractive girls to boost their self-esteem.

Should be recommended by therapists - find some largely male-orientated hobby, feign an interest, sit back and enjoy.

drag

@Outi: This is the internet.

Small boob > Big boobs.

You win.

@Outi:

I guess there's just no reasoning with the wave of perv that any picture of a girl on this site sets into motion.

So much for Kotaku being slightly more grown up, I'll get out the way now it's getting a bit sticky in here.

drag

@resvrgam: Still though, I'd hit that.

Scorch3

@resvrgam: Comment of the Week material right here. Keep preachin' the gospel good sir.

Kanji08

@resvrgam: The vast majority of nerd girls are like this. You can spot them a mile off. They spout "The cake is a lie!" every five minuites, but they've never played Portal.

There are exceptions though.

Gundragon

@Deadshot is a spy!: That's because you can promote a comment without agreeing with it. Either by pressing the button to do so or replying to it. I try to promote good comments whether I agree with them or not.

@Outi: tis'nt the size of the bust. tis the size of the nerd. and your shirts are very cool.

@resvrgam: "fruitless sexual pursuit?" Do you even know how many whores show up at cons? You could just wait around as some random stranger guy in a room party and after a few hours, they're all too drunk to do anything but yell KAWAII and OKAY. You'd have your pick of the garbage dump, you would.

@Outi:

Green is a very nice color for you.

jealous much?

Lumice

@Outi:

I like that deal alot better!

GOODASH215

@drag: your such a drag....YA SEE WHAT I DID THERE

@Outi: Boobs. BOOBS, THEY'RE CALLED "BOOBS". Gawsh. Get it right...gawsh. "Bewbs" indeed.

@drag: Sorry. I'll make it up to you, I PROMISE!
...
Want a shirt with a Super Mario Bros 3 Super Mushroom on it?

EDIT: Honestly it was kinda an accident that I posted this under your comment anyways. I was supposed to post this as a new thread, but I had clicked to comment on your thread and I just totally forgot about it... >_< Sorry.

@resvrgam: and that deserves to be seen by EVERYONE!

I see what you did there, She cosplays as Cutie Honey so you said she was a Cutie. Clever.

Lumice

@Outi:

Look what you've done to my poor comment thread :(

drag

@Outi: You're awesome.

Nerd Queens always make me laugh.

In their quest to lord over a collective of obedient minions, they have found themselves not attractive enough to compete in 'normal' circles so they turn to the flocks of lesser strata who are taken aback by just having a somewhat attractive girl share a hobby with them.

Enjoy the unwashed legions of socially awkward boys' gifts and favours fueled by an unspoken hope of a fruitless sexual pursuit now because, when Father Time strips away your only redeeming qualities and leaves you an unappealing wretch, you will realize the folly of your ways.

Milton was right: "It is better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven." ;)

@tomsamson: So in the end it turns out... I win!
Outi - 1, Heza - 0!
And I didn't even need a D cup and a plastic top to pull this off! I don't know should I be happy of the results? ... Or pissed off 'cause my protest had the absolute opposite effect than what I was aiming for? XD

I guess I'll just be happy!
This either proves that flat chested geeks can still hold their own against busty cosplay-morons... Or just that people like Mega Man print tops more than cute Reaver plushies XD

@Kuwabara Kazuo:

By the looks of her, you won't have any problems at all.

@Outi: O__O
sammiches!!! you > large bewbd latex lady

She sort of looks like a heavily doctored pic of Cher... at this age, not when she was younger.

@Esper mind tricks: WHY IS THIS HERE?!?!?!
Sorry, this was supposed to be a different thread.

Esper mind tricks

@Outi:
I wouldn´t talk about your bewbs right away, but as you started with that, i like yours better.

@Outi: she spelled retard right! She's good in my book

@Witzbold: http://www.bro-usa.com/wholesale/component/page,shop.product_details/category_id,15/flypage,shop.flypage/product_id,424/option,com_virtuemart/Itemid,44/vmcchk,1/

Warning: DO NOT DROP IT.

NeoStarr HD

@Obama takes time to read kotaku's comments...: Woo!(?) Obama is hitting on me 'cause I have a flat chest! ... This is awkward! XD

@Owen Good: What I find strange about the new comment system is that I've seen countless posts where star commenters disagree with people in replies but under the persons post it still claims their statement has been promoted, as if the star commenter supports it.

@Outi: I want one for my gf (she needs cool clothing, she wears too much pink for my taste!)

@Outi: Dreadlocks are the new bewbs.

NeoStarr HD

@drag: I can answer that for you:

No.

@Outi: By the way, from that pic I think I like your hair a whole lot. Just sayin' is all.

@Outi: Word, sista!

That being said, I think that the reaver plushie is adorable. I'd think that no matter WHO made it. But I won't be buying the adorable reaver plushie OR the megaman shirt (though I do like it a lot) just 'cause I don't buy stuff like this usually. I'd rather buy actual videogames :P

EDIT: And I bet you don't way overdo the makeup either :P

@Outi: DANG GIRL WHAT SIZE YOU WEAR! that wasn't an insult... or a comment...

but me hitting on you...

@Outi: MEGAMAN VEST FTW!

@CarlMarssilas: Also my hair is not a wig bought at some masquerade shop XD

@Outi: ^,^

@Outi: I'll go for it;)

@tehdorkz: She would need a massive boob reduction for that though...

XForce

She's my bestie. :3
I gave her nostalgia rush on Gmail. ;)

PugOfDoom

If the teleportation's successful then the merging will be complete and the carrier will have arrived. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

I just want to touch her plushie;p

Hi.
I just want you to know that I'm a girl too and I have bewbs too and I make tops with Mega Man prints on them, but I'm nowhere near as popular as Heza 'cause the size of my bewbs are, like, 1/6 of her bewb-size.

(I'm only semi-not-completely-unknown on deivantART where people have watched my pics 46,093 times since 2007 XD)

And this is kind of like a flat-chested geek's protest against busty latex cosplay-morons who get their damn pluhsies advertised on Kotaku, just 'cause they dress up in a way that makes you ask yourself, "They made a prono movie about Powerpuff Girls and I missed it?".
Also, I'm writing this like a retard on purpose so even all the retards can understand what I'm saying.

Buy a shirt, come over to my place and I'll make you a NES game print on it for 5€. I might even make you a cup of coffee and a sammich while I'm at it. My deal's better than Heza's, yo.

I would actually want one of those plushies. Barring that i would want her pattern so that I can make my own :)

Esper mind tricks

.... Im sorry, kinda distracted by the boobs.

@Arlus00: And what about not being a plush toy, but HER plush toy, hmm? That should be something to consider, right?

OK, I admit I also read the title that way. ^ ^*

@tehdorkz: Psst... go here

http://www.consolecuties.com/cosplays-best-50-cleavage-shots-according-to-kezins....htm

Esper mind tricks

if she had a picture of her hugging the plush (squished on her breasts) it would go for a good $150+ I bet.

@Witzbold: great...now all I can think about is her dresses as Etna..

@Arlus00: That's how I read the title. I was a little confused when it turned out to be from Starcraft.

WarlordPayne

Mmmm, I want to touch her plushies....

tiekmir

@Furious_Liver:
FUND IT.

I demand a plush Sackboy.

Alternate

I never thought I'd say "Aww, how cute! ^w^" about a Reaver...

Solertia

@Outi: As a boob, I object to this.

Alternate

@Stream Of Consciousness: Your post was incredibly loud. But lucky you there's now an Edit button!

no?...
ok.

Ugh...the Top 50 site is STILL down...

@drag: An old man making SC plushies? News like that would never reach this site...
See, this is a GIRL making the plushies! It's important news!
And she's a special girl in the sense that she has BEWBS (just like all other girls)! Also, what makes HER bewbs extra special is that she keeps them inside a latex powerpuff girl top with a heart-shaped hole right on the cleavage!
This girl just HAS to be better than all the other girls who have bewbs!

(And, yes I'm being sarcastic here)

I still maintain she's not a real person. Too cute for her level of nerdiness.

I_Like_Rabbits

I want a plush Helghast, or plush chibi Edelweiss. A plush Metal Gear Rex would be cool too.

Bricked

ebay crashes under massive site load in 5...

Alternate

-I'll order 20 of them
-Sneak into my brothers' base
-And throw em' all at his face!
-It'll destroy him instantly!


-because he hates plush toys....
-GG

@Arlus00: What if she just wanted to make you a toy?

Alternate

@0xC001D00D: also that Yoko cosplay was faptastic.

I wonder if you'd be posting this if some old dude made that toy.

drag

@I_Hate_This_Place: If it doesn't you could always stuff a frag grenade in there instead. Just as faithful to the series (and more entertaining)!

Her head and breasts seem way out of proportion to be housed on the same body, like some weird womans head welded on a overly developed teen, come on photoshop is fun but thats just freaky :) no one else with me on this, ok ill be quiet

digi7al

Aw, adorable. I'd buy that.

The Reaver doesn't look bad, either.

iEro-Sennin

@Kuwabara Kazuo: Methinks you need a girlfriend XD

@I_Hate_This_Place: I would like 20 of those please o_o

@Witzbold: Only if when squeezed, it yells "dood!"

"Remember Hezachan?" How can I forget that heart shaped costume of her....

Oh lord....cutie is right. I just want to touch Heza...wait...did I say that out loud??

@Kuwabara Kazuo: I don't roll that way ;)

Maybe she could make Miu from Tales of the Abyss? Or a Cutey Honey plush?

Nanaue

Can I get a Zergling?

I think I just plushed myself!

"Cutie Cosplayer Wants to Make You a Plush Toy"

But I don't wanna be a plush toy.

Make a plush D.O.G. from Half-Life and I'll be ur bestfriend?

(Friendship is worth alot these days, especially in this harsh economy....)

I have to admit that the Reaver plushie is pretty cute. Not $30+ cute, but cute nonetheless.

puresewas1de

Methinks mewant to touch something that's touched Heza.

Well if she makes me a plush prinny then Ill consider purchasing one.

@Char Aznable says, Hail to the King of Pop: I say people are getting defensive and I'm a child? Ok sure dude.

AWWWW Baby Reaver!

Hm, should get a psychological study on this. "Why does sexual appeal make the nerd/geek community so anxious?"

Norumu

Kotaku's ability to report important game news and show responsibility as journalists has really been disappointing as of late.

The_MFK_Legend

I think Owen got bribed with naked pix to post this....WE WANT THE NAKED PIX NOA!

James2432

@FtGF: Oh look, children!

@FtGF: Well my edit "time out" even though I tried right after I posted. Nothing ever works here.

Also the Hilarious part was to the OPs post. You seem a little too involved here........

@Char Aznable says, Hail to the King of Pop: Actually it was a question hence the question mark!

@FtGF: You're getting defensive?

That is fricking hilarious!

omg just in ....

Many lonely basement dwellers that play WoW of 80 plus hours a week, recently got their hearts broken. It was announced from Blizzard HQ that it was a pair of her panties. Later Blizzard apologized about this mix up but did confirm that the cloth used in making the plushy may have come in contact with her panties or sat near them. Recent dip in bidding has now been followed by a surge of bids from Blizzard fanboys.

cippycup

@Outi:

Okay, I have this awesome business plan for you, check this out!

1. Stop jealous whining and make something that actually takes a learned skill to sell.
2. Use said money to buy implants and hemorrhoid creme for hurt butt.
3. FInd better use of time than trolling nice cosplayers who never did anything to you.
4. ?????
5. Profit!

Animeisha

@jesterspawn: and oddly I think jesterspawn here sounds a just a tad more professional than does Hypernetic. Especially with a comment like 'I'd bang her'.