Hey Pirates, Beware Of Fake Dragon Quest IX Hentai Boobies!

@Witzbold: What is this white liquid the ladies are covered with? With the faces there I can't tell what's happening in the picture.

Jilkon

@doubtful: And you think piracy was what caused DRM to be so draconian on music services? You think that a group like the RIAA would not have done it anyway? That is laughable. These companies live to control people. Legit music download services could have existed years before they did. They only didn't because the music industry refused to knock the cobwebs out of its collective brains and realize it was what consumers wanted. The only reason they ever finally conceded it was when they finally saw they really had no choice. It might have been the next natural leap for the industry, but they had to have their heads pulled out of their asses to realize it. Napster was who got shit on their hands doing so.

@2c-b: I love you. Seriously, going through these comments, I was beginning to think nobody on here had a conscience or a brain. Thanks for reviving my faith in the "gamer race."

@SacGamer: What people on here also don't seem to realize is that this piece of software is not as clear cut against piracy as it may seem. This could easily be renamed with a new icon and header, repacked, and distributed as legit homebrew as well. So to say the only people hurt by this is pirates is false. Don't forget, one good reason to have the R4 is to give the DS features of a multimedia device such as MP3 capability and the ability to run video. Collected with homebrew there are other reasons to own an R4 than just to pirate DS games.

@PegasusActual: Agreed. Most the posters on here must be draconian assholes. Seriously people get over yourselves. Destroying somebody's property for "stealing" an item that is in infinite supply is not the same as stealing from a grocery store. The direct effect on the person being "stolen" from is not in any way the same if the person had no intention of buying the product to begin with. Does it make it right, no, but the analogy is bullshit. Just because somebody does something, illegal doesn't mean you should have your property trashed. I am sure at least a few of you have done a few drugs in your life. I don't like them at all, how about I come over and smash your big screen tv and piss on your Wii? Anybody that wishes this on anybody else is just a self serving jerk and needs to look in the mirror. I am sure you all have plenty of skeletons in your closets. The maturity of some of you is questionable. Besides, you do realize that what this person did in creating this bricker is a crime itself do you not? In the eyes of the law, you don't break one law to punish someone breaking another. Its not funny that most of you hold this opinion, it is just sad.

I miss the Kotaku fish...

@RevengaSweet: Yes, it's milk.

wazzzup16

Yeah... downloading.

got milk?

Mecha

....-facepalms-

NekuSakuraba

@Monolith: Maybe, just maybe, there's some readers who don't usually pirate but would've liked to check out some hentai. I know there's plenty of this stuff elsewhere on the Internet, but surely getting one's DS bricked solely because he wanted to view some cartoon pr0n on it is a bit harsh, hence, the warning.

firefly

This is more than just ARRRRRRRRRRRR-rated, it's Skull & Crossbones-rated.

Tye-The-Czar

Oh thats rich. Now this is how you fight piracy.

I like the fact that it bricks the DS. Perhaps if companies like Nintendo and Sony made deals with various publishers etc etc to put out "early copies" and ROMs that brick consoles, it would be 1. a way to stop pirating and 2. a way for more revenue. Think about it - do you want to play a game that could destroy your system? Annnnd with all the destroyed DSs and PSPs, you gotta go buy new ones right?

Wonder who has so much free time...

does it brick my ds before or after I get to see 5318008

@N●Gage Croal: Not... awesome.

brickin peoples' ds'es is just lame

sirmarcelot

@ShadowOdin isn't american:

Piracy showed that people did not want to pay absurd amounts of money for a CD they might only want 1 or 2 songs on... -ShadowOdin

CD singles, cassette singles, and 45s illustrated that long before the MP3 was invented. Strangely, you're aware of them, yet you think that the MP3 was somehow groundbreaking in it's attempt to market individual songs to consumers.

As I argued, it was just the natural progression of the music industry. Once the capability to easily digitize music existed and internet speed and hard drive capacity increased, it was only a matter of time before someone sold digitally compressed music.

The second point I made, which you chose to ignore, is how piracy actually hindered the initial sales of digital downloadable music. Rampant piracy actually made recording companies hesitant to make their music downloadable and when they did finally agree, it was laden with DRM. Without copious piracy, we'd have been purchasing and downloading music years before it actually became available.

You wouldn't have those things without the piracty-debate. -ShadowOdin

Fair Use laws would exist without this so-called piracy-debate, as they are the basis of the protection of parody.

The the generosity you speak of regarding companies who voluntarily share their media on YouTube and other various sources has nothing to do with any piracy-debate. It has to do with ad revenue.

All of which exist without piracy, or some weak-minded, attempt to legitimize stealing which you call a 'debate.'

@reality.exe.torrent:

The MP3 was popular before Napster, but that is beside the point. My argument was the digital downloadable music available for retail had little to do with piracy and more to do with the natural progression of the music industry as had been illustrated many times over before.

When technology allowed, the music industry always moved to the smaller or more durable format, even when quality was sacrificed. To think that piracy had an effect on this is hubris in the extreme.

You know, this has convince me piratan is wrong. I'll keep using gamefly instead.

Oh wait, I'm not buying those games either. lol, guess I'm as bad as the pirates.

@doubtful: Of course it is the direct result of piracy. Piracy showed that people did not want to pay absurd amounts of money for a CD they might only want 1 or 2 songs on, and where most of the monetary gain did not even go to the artist to begin with.
And so the companies needed to rethink their businesstrategies, and one of the results is the ability to download single songs for a lot less than what you'd pay for a CD. A lot less than you'd pay for a single, even.

And of course YouTube does that. Or else they'll be charged. But there's a lot of content on there that shouldn't be available. Can you deny it when tv-shows, musicvideos and even movies are available on there? Yes, a lot will be taken down, but even more remain on the site.
And you know what? Instead of having the site closed down, a lot of companies understands the value of YouTube and put up materials themselves. Like you can see entire episodes of MacGyver.

You wouldn't have those things without the piracty-debate.

@doubtful: iTunes was created because of the advent of the mp3, this is fact. the mp3 was popularised by Napster, this is also fact.

Did you know the first mp3 players were criticized for being pirate machines?

And seriously, you people are hilarious. This is not a good thing to have a DS bricker floating around.

@Chaos_Bringer: is porn really your friend if its coming from 2chan or a chan site at all? what else did people expect when chan is the sause?

Vintage

@RevengaSweet:

Absolutely. It's Mighty Putty. Fuckin' Green to White Technology.

I miss Billy Mays.

@ShadowOdin isn't american:

...it is thanks to the piracy-debate we have services such as iTunes, YouTube (which is a legal grey-area)... -ShadowOdin

It's absurd to claim the advent of downloadable music sales is the direct result of piracy. It was simply the natural progression of the business. If piracy did anything, it slowed the advent of music sales and crippled it with DRM in the beginning.

And YouTube exists, not because of piracy, but because of Fair Use; when challenged, YouTube errs on the side of caution and the copyright holder.

@2c-b:

As does the person who J-walks, they deserve to be hit by a truck! -2c-b

Ah, yes, because losing one's life is analogous to your game system failing because you ran unauthorized software on it.

It all comes down to this - many gamers consider themselves morally superior to everyone else. -2c-b

By not pirating, I am morally superior to those who do. It's not a matter of thought; it's a fact.

You make the childish assertion that perfection is a prerequisite for justice. It's not now, nor will it ever be. Though I'd prefer pirates to face fines and jail time through our court system, I cannot help but think it is justice that they suffer the mild consequences of having their systems destroyed by software they intended to steal.

@SacGamer: but that's not the case here. it's about context (as has been pointed out, repeatedly at this point). viruses against thieves = good, viruses against people checking their email = bad. it's not complicated.

jack m

@SacGamer: like game developers? or you mean the people that are trying to steal the game in the first place? yeah, i don't know why anyone would want to mess with them...

jack m

@Squirrelbot3000: And we're done.

@Everard: I think his avatar already did. More surprise than rage I suppose.

@Grinning Colossus: I think they're giving what every pirate deservees; a broken piece of hardware.

Aawwwweesommmee faaaace! :D

@Everyone: Good job at being self-righteous wankers.

Should I guess then that everyone think malware is justifiable has never pirated anything? I somehow doubt that.

Piracy has gone beyond being a simple theft-crime, and while it is not the optimal solution to just let them be, it is thanks to the piracy-debate we have services such as iTunes, YouTube (which is a legal grey-area) and Spotify.

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ye0073

@GreyFoxV1: Exactly. Cue the rage face.

Everard

only people who fall for this stuff are the ones that dont have any common sense. I mean like asking yourself "wow, is the game really out this early? maybe I should check" or, "this cant be real, lets run a virus scan".
Anyway, anyone who downloadewd it thinking it was real HA HA, its what you get for randomly downloading everything you see.

Ur-Lord-Crypy

What? No Kotaku fish? Can this be?!?

VICTORY IS MINE!

Project Thanatos

The first thing I noticed was the shiny versions of the awesome.gif face. The second thing I noticed was Nise Midi Doronokai. THEN I noticed the black screen 'n text below. *eternal shame*

Hahahah. Good place for the meme.

"hello im 12 and what is this?"

doughowell

@SacGamer: It all comes down to this - many gamers consider themselves morally superior to everyone else. They would never dare pirate, so clearly anyone who does deserves to be raped, killed, and then have the rest of their family killed too.

Obviously these gamers are perfect in every manner and are totally right in lacking any empathy whatsoever for victims of "their own crime". I mean someone who goes a few miles over the speed limit totally deserves to die too. As does the person who J-walks, they deserve to be hit by a truck!

No wait, they don't and the people who "think" someone deserves to have their DS bricked for this ... well, that's just plain disgusting.

2c-b

Aw, lame!

Typhoon Swell

@mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta:
Search for Ishikei, Nise Midi Doronokai is just the doujinshi circle.

@octalass:

Dude, it's just their roll-on deodorant melting from serving up mochi ice cream outside in 95 degree weather.

Squirrelbot3000

@Sqeetschy: +1!

Those smiley faces always get me.

aihuman

Sounds like it only breaks the DS you try to run it on. Should have just let the news slide. Let more amateur pirates get caught off guard. If I were Level 5 and Square Enix right now, I'd be laughing my ass off that pirates are getting what they deserve. Cheap porn and broken hardware.

Now, I'm not exactly innocent of all that... plundering business. But anyone who is out there trying to justify it is just spouting bull. This is a crappy thing we do. And if some saps get caught with 160 dollar brick because they wanted a game that didn't exist yet, maybe that's a good thing.

Psudonym

Thanks for the heads up Brian!! I buy a ton of games, but do dabble in the periodic dl's, stuff like is always a appreciated:)

GtheMVP99

its like a big FU you pirates, but at the same time its like heres some free hentai.. weird.

yamato

If I was Squeenix i'd package up an old bricker, stick it on the largest bulletin board in the world, then spread the word to games news sites that if you download illegal DQIX ROMs they'll ruin your hardware.

Off the record, of course.

silasthemariner

@SacGamer: No I completely see where you are coming from and understand. But your original question wasn't about the morality of the situation. Rather it was:

"Why do people program things that do things like brick people's expensive hardware on purpose?"

The answer to which is that they find it funny and know how to do it.

trunkenmath

@petrieslastword:

You missed the point.

A dick is a dick, no matter what size it is. From my point of view Batman has the worst dick, the pirates are just his viagra.

@NoobKitten: You're all wrong-- it's Shirt In A Can!

716

@Benguin: DarkFader eh? So this would be the taihen.zip bricker. LMFAO. Nice. Hopefully people who downloaded this ROM had FlashME installed otherwise I don't think it's possible to undo.

Jim81Jim

Um.... awesome?

Come on guys,
Let's stop kidding ourselves. Punishing pirates? please.. these guys did it for the lulz not a sense of righteous vigilantism.

If they had the opportunity (and know-how), they'd do the same thing to legitimate cartridges.

@Nobuyuki: Perhaps it should be taken as "Hey guys, don't pirate software because sometimes you'll get one of these and you'll be screwed."

ThursdayNext

This is awesome I hope it happens more often. I have no remorse for someone who pirates ds games and gets there system bricked.

@Red Teliko Needs Food Badly!: I can imagine masses of songs and videos replaced by a certain rolling of a person named Rick...

Wait, that would be bad. Very bad. x_x

@Sqeetschy:

XD

Xaevier

@SacGamer: You probably saved a couple hundred dollars(immorally) anyway, so whats stopping you from just going out and buying a new one.
It's like my friend who has a modded 360, when it RROD'S on him he buys a new console. But ye, people who code this crap are pure assholes.

AznSlackerType~Is AbsurdlyNarcissistic

@octalass:

And no pirate has the right to download the media they do.

But they do it anyway.

@StarFox9000: No, they are definitively women...

Sqeetschy

@spannu:

It isn't any kind of "justice". It's called being a ****ing dick.

No vigilante has the right to to serve justice... except Batman, but he's much cooler then this guy. Hentai, really?

I'm not really surprised that this is happening.

@petrieslastword:

I don't feel bad at all. I remember on the old Nintendo forums someone complained that a downloaded rom bricked his DS and was pissing and moaning that Nintendo told him he wasn't covered under warranty after he told them how it happened.

My response to him?

Ha Ha.

I don't feel bad for pirates at all. You want to run the risk in order to essentially "steal" content, then it serves you right if/when you pay the price. In the wise words of Ike, "you'll get no sympathy from me."

Avrum

@bobtheduck: I think the guys that made it are trying to ruin the life of some little kid that wants to play Dragon Quest.

@Monolith:

GoNintendo did the same thing a couple of days ago. It's funny, because the editor of that site in particular tends to talk up preventing piracy, cheering on Nintendo and third parties for getting R4 out the way (to some extent in Japan) along with other indsutry measures to prevent piracy of software.

Yet he has no problem posting similar stories that essentially warns the crowd he hopes will legitimately obtain those games versus getting them illegally. It makes no sense to me really.

Avrum

You guys need to work on your smiley placement or at least tag this as Maximum Risky.

@Red Teliko Needs Food Badly!: Whoa now, let's not start talking crazy here.

@RedStar - Workers of The World Unite: Now see, it's those griefers I hate. They're not worth the air they breathe =/.

SacGamer

@SacGamer:

They do it for the lulz.

RedStar - Workers of The World Unite

@Nobuyuki: Why shouldn't they post it? It'll help some people not screw up their NDSes. I mean, if Totilo is going to post a saga about how he doesn't understand how an achievement works in a game nobody cares about then something that saves an NDS or two from death is more than welcome.

@octalass: It looks a lot like seamen to me...

StarFox9000

@Benguin: Hmm. I'm surprised we don't see this type of thing more often. I can only imagine the frustration of trying to run a "legit" homebrew service only to be overrun with pirates. Maybe some day user made games won't need these types of tools.

SacGamer

@undefined: Rather than attacking someone who dares question the morality in creating a virus to brick a console and releasing it for download, why is nobody questioning Kotaku's decision to post this? It's not news, the only purpose this story could serve is to say "Hey guys, when you're trying to download DQ9 don't download this one!" Not to mention that a good amount of cock is still visible in that image.

Nobuyuki

@SacGamer: There's actually a somewhat interesting backstory to this particular piece of malware. It's actually an old bricker that was first released a couple of years ago by DarkFader. DF was (still is? I dunno, I've been out of the game for awhile) one of the central figures in the DS hacking scene in the early days. Anyway, if I remember the story correctly he was pissed off at the scene or something and wanted to punish pirates (as opposed to legitimate homebrewers) so he wrote the first DS Bricker. There were two variations though, and this particular one didn't spread around as much (the other being disguised as a r0mloader). He eventually apologized and released tools to try to help people with broken handhelds.

Yeah, because malware is the solution to piracy. Cheer 'em on! The collective level of stupid around here is astonishing.

@oosiegewolfoo: Understood. No hard feelings. I haven't had the best of days myself either.

If someone is a hardcore pirate, you're probably right. They probably don't deserve to keep the platform they're pirating for.

Though, as someone who doesn't pirate, I do admit I wish there was more in the way of demos for handheld titles...Guess there's always gamefly for that though.

SacGamer

LOL you didn't even block out the top of the dick in the first pic

Joe Lengerich

@All the ladies love Mister Jack!: Next thing you know they'll be putting malware in movies and songs on Limewire! Madness!

@bobtheduck: Almost there...almost there...almost OH COME ON!

GreyFoxV1

@All the ladies love Mister Jack!: The very definition of consolation prize. :P

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

@Marios_shadow:
If it wasn't for the "brick" part, this should be labeled deliware though... as in delicious software. :P

Also, where's the Maximum Risky tag?

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

@bobtheduck: It's the mechanism. Once you run it, all your DS can do is show Hentai.

metaslugx

@mitch_93: Could've fooled me. I thought it was sunblock.

Because they look kinda hot.

@SacGamer: sorry kidna came off like an ass. I rudely suggested you getting linux.(yeah my bad...kinda tired and get crotchety when im tired) But in all honesty..you don't think this is the punishment piraters deserve?

@SacGamer: If you get caught, you'd probably be sued for much more than $170. Although it's vigilante justice, it's probably still better than if you were punished legally.

spannu

@You Are My Friend!: I just noticed that... They censor the boobs but leave the juice AND EVEN THE FSKING PENIS...

Does not compute...

Wait, so why are you warning the pirates then?

I would have liked this post more if it didnt warn folks.

@Liptons: They make that?

meow-mixer

@oosiegewolfoo: Did you miss the part where I said I don't necessarily disagree or that I'm against pirating? Dude, it seems like you guys are just looking for reasons to attack me.

SacGamer

@SacGamer: Linux. Problem solved.

So you support pirating? You don't think people should be punished? I'm sorry but you're logic is flawed.

@petrieslastword: Hell, even malware that dosn't serve such noble causes usually just exploits security holes in an OS that should have been covered anyway.

@Sir-Lucius has a level 93 Ubersaw: So, you want to see little Mr. Schwing-Schwong?

@trunkenmath: I don't necessarily disagree with this I don't think. I just also hate the person programming the virus...because I've had to deal with nasty PC viruses before when I was doing nothing wrong (other than being too cheap to subscribe to good anti-virus software).

Do you see where I'm coming from?

SacGamer

@SacGamer:

No. We can't. People who program virusus with the sole intention of punishing those engaging in illegal and immoral activity do not suck. If your virus only targets users who attempt to download child porn, then I support your virus. If it only targets those attempting to steal passwords to bank accounts, then I support your virus. If like this, it only targets those attempting to boot illegal pirated software on their system, again, I support your virus.

"WHOOOOOOO!! BOOOO-aww.."

@SacGamer: Simple reason, it is really really funny.

Picture some smug entitled fanboy spending months posting on forums and spamming chatrooms about how DQ is the best and we should all buy it. Now imagine this fanboy has an r4 and never bought a DS game in his life. He sees his new treat come early and grins with self satisfaction and dreams of being the first to write "spoiler" posts on gamefaqs as he fakes his way through the import. Fanboy powers up, but oh no where is DQ, wait lol this is a joke release but hey at least there is some hentai. Man this is pretty hot... (1 short fap later) Man that was great, wait why is DS not working? WTF Bricked. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Or something like that. If you steal from a convenience store you are prepared to take a baseball bat to the skull, if you steal a game online you should be prepared for the internet to take a baseball bat to your hardware.

trunkenmath

is it sad that i've seen the doujin on the right for he is my master?

@petrieslastword: I suppose I can see where you're coming from. That's cool. Can we agree though that people who program viruses suck and leave it at that?

SacGamer

@Trygle12 is FREE!... and waiting for Disgaea 2: Hell, I saw Ishikei on Kotaku's front page and thought that this would be the happiest day of my life. His older stuff doesn't compare to his newer work, though...

@AnalysisDialysis (and a MudkipNDS): No yaoi from Ishikei. Just wimminz.

do a search for "nise midi doronokai" or "ishikei" (preferably the second) to find some artwork.

mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta

@BasBalManic: Is that who it's from? I just heard it from someone years ago. I never knew the original source.

@SacGamer: Pirates need to be punished more often. I personally think this way is funny.

@coolbho3000:

Interesting, never knew this kind of stuff went around in the PSP and DS homebrew scene

@SacGamer: It's a bit much, but do you think said pirate downloaded just one piece of software? Most pirates notoriously download multiple pieces of illicit software.

Smash them into the dust I say

@SacGamer:

You're running under the assumption that for most people this is the first pirating they're doing. Most of them have probably pirated, hundreds, or thousands of dollars worth of DS software. Them getting their $130 system bricked I don't feel the slightest bit of guilt over.

It's the risk you take when you choose to download pirated software. I wish this would happen more often.

@Monolith:

Hey there's going to cops at the corner store at 7and 8 Pm so do whatever you need after that time

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: It does appear that someone beat you to it.

Alternate

@SacGamer: Because they're apart of the same flock of idiots.

K1NG EV1L

I like how Kotaku is warning pirates. Guess they know who their readers are. It's a nice gesture, but isn't this like warning burglars about cops staking out a certain building? Helping us not get screwed when we attempt illegal activity?

Monolith

@Jawmuncher: There was, actually. The DS bricker was actually inspired by a version for the PSP, I believe. This kind of stuff is possible on just about anything that can run homebrew software.

The "DS Taihen" bricker has been on antivirus sites forever. There was another one that just displayed a brick wall. The hentai one is supposedly really rare, so I don't even know how it got out again.

Antivirus programs should actually pick it up, I think. Info on this "trojan": [vil.nai.com]

coolbho3000

@petrieslastword: Umm yeah? The system bricking is much worse than the act of piracy. Breaking someone's 170 dollar hardware over a 20-30 dollar piece of software is a bit much, don't you think?

SacGamer

@Trygle12 is FREE!... and waiting for Disgaea 2: I'll tell you that! Those kind of events make me really awkward, with my tallness and (Indochina Viet) skin.

But wow. His stuff must be famous.

So, does he also do yaoi? Or just stick to the "female spectrum?" ;P

@SacGamer: Outside of spannu's particular brand of tough love, I don't think anyone is attacking you. However, you have to realize this isn't some trojan fucker or anything that is attached to some random jpeg you loud up. In order for this to cause you any harm, you have to be engaging in morally questionable activity in the first place. It's karma, really.

@SacGamer:

You're being attacked because this is malware directly targeting a segment who is pirating their games. This isn't going to effect honest consumers in any way, shape or form, so what is the problem?

It's the same reason that I feel if someone tries to rob my house and my dog attacks them, I shouldn't be punished. If they weren't trying to rob my house, it never would have happened.

ROFL - the best part is, they probably got off to it and kept it. Good old pirates.

@phinehas: Well, according to the majority of the posters here, most people seem to think it's harmless or even beneficial. I'm against pirating because it hurts small publishers, but I'm against people who program malware and viruses even more.

Seriously, why am I being attacked here?

SacGamer

@AnalysisDialysis (and a MudkipNDS): Nope.
I wasn't introduced to his works at Comiket. His stuff sells out fast. Not to mention I haven't gone in over two years' ;P

Plus I stick out like a sore thumb at those events cause I'm a tad bit darker than everyone. >_>

He occasionally puts his efforts into non-risque works, and they turn out just as great.

@spannu: In the USSR? Communist!

I'll make you suffer through Ringo's drumming? Paul's vocals? John's bass? George's guitar?

Damn!

It's very difficult to feel bad for anyone who falls victim to this. You're pirating software, and as such know the risks involved.

@landonkun: The heat must be terrible for them!

@coolbho3000:

Thats a nice bit of history there.
Wonder why we haven't seen this on PSP

@SacGamer:

Do you really think anyone is going to feel bad some pirate go their system bricked? That's the risk you take when you pirate.

How could someone take something as wonderful as pornography and use it for an evil purpose like crashing hardware? Such a thing is unprecedented on the internet!

@SacGamer: The internet doesn't change human nature, all it does is reveal it.

Crescendo

@SacGamer: Pirating games = harmless fun on the internet?

@AnalysisDialysis (and a MudkipNDS): You may have won this time, but I'll be back!

spannu

@spannu: My eyes have already been bricked by that particular website many years ago.

Seriously though, why am I in the wrong to hate on Malware/Virus programmers that ruin expensive hardware?

SacGamer

This was first released by Darkfader a very long time ago to protest commercial piracy and bricked several DS systems. He later apologized.

If you run this on your DS or DS Lite, it is likely very bricked (there are hardware flashing solutions but they're complex and you'll have to look them up), unless you have Flashme installed (very few people do since the advent of slot-1 flashcarts).

This will not affect DSi, though.

coolbho3000

@[www.lemonparty.org]

spannu

@Kenny: "Happy faces courtesy of website DS-Scene." =)

SacGamer

@spannu: is silly!!

Eh? Eh?

I feel like playing Dragon Quest IX now.

@AnalysisDialysis (and a MudkipNDS): silly string

spannu

@Trygle12 is FREE!... and waiting for Disgaea 2: Honestly, didn't navigate past the front page, but it seems very risque. Does this artist draw all across the spectrum, or only stick to girls and women?

And how DO you know about this stuff?

I'm going to guess you took a "wrong turn at Comiket." ;D

@Str8_Jihadin: Excuse me? What did I say that was wrong? I apologize if I broke any rules.

SacGamer

@Mucudadada: Slow your roll, Tom Leykis.

@SacGamer:

Disemvowelment in 3...2...

@Liptons:

Its actually hair gel. And they're using it wrong.

Obey__

@You Are My Friend!: me 2

@AnalysisDialysis (and a MudkipNDS):

his website:
[bupo.jp]

It's mostly NSFW, as you probably assumed.

@Kenny: But this isn't a case of harmless fun on the Internet. It's real people hurting real people.

SacGamer

@SacGamer:Because people are stealing expensive games on purpose. :P

Liptons

What? No fish?

whatevername

@[twitter.com]: Seriously, since when did AwesomeFace replace the Kotaku NSFW Fish?

@SacGamer: You must be new to teh internetz.

@You Are My Friend!: Shhhhhh!

Sir-Lucius has no pictchar!

@undefined: Why? The same reason I use this pickup line:
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
*pause*
"Because that would explain how you messed up your face."
*walk away*

This has been around forever. The author did it as a statement of protest to commercial ROM pirates.

@SacGamer: lulz.

Uh, I can clearly see penis.

@Trygle12 is FREE!... and waiting for Disgaea 2: Care to enlighten me more on this artist? ?.?

[Real curiosity in his ART STYLE. A-R-R-T S-T-y-L-e!!]

wah? where's my fish?

@mitch_93: I mean its totally fine to use as justice.

mitch_93

@bobtheduck: Because it's the most awesome way to brick your DS.

@RevengaSweet: Yes its breast milk.

mitch_93

Why do people program things that do things like brick people's expensive hardware on purpose? It sucks that people are that horrible. It would be nice to see them all wiped out somehow...

SacGamer

@Bouncer biggz: nobody's getting in.: Looks more like lotion to me.

...Don't scar me anymore than necessary right now.

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That's not what you think it is! It's clearly spray on deodorant.

Liptons

Oh fuck yes this is totally fine for justic.

mitch_93

@RevengaSweet: It is.

Old mayonnaise! Or that's what I think that's what old mayonnaise looks like.

@bobtheduck: It takes a little while to overwrite the DS's firmware, might as well give them something to do while they wait.

@octalass: And I'll pretend the happy faces are...

CREAM TANGERINES!!

Oh my gosh! Is that white stuff what I think it is?

RevengaSweet

The Awesome Face wins again D:

@Bouncer biggz: nobody's getting in.: I know, they must've been thirsty. I'm not really a big milk fan though. I like orange juice.

landonkun

Yup, That's MIDE's Nakaba.

From He is My Master.

Excellent art on that one, not worth bricking your DS over,

But porn is my friend! Porn would never hurt me or brick my DS! I demand you take back your slanderous allegations against porn.

Chaos_Bringer

@bobtheduck: You get more satisfaction from crushing a happy nerd then a bemused one.

We@bobtheduck: Maybe it´s to let you say: "Damn!! My DS!!!!... well, it was worthy 9o9"

Hahahahahah, bricked by boobies disguised as Dragon Quest..
there's a joke somewhere there. I can feel it.

Ha, great to see someone resurrect a classic bit of malware.

I'd stick my Loto Sword into her pink slimes!

@the second pic.

Look at all that JUICE!

@octalass: Pfft, while you pretend it's cream, I'm going to go with milk.

So... First it shows you porn, then it bricks your DS? Why not just skip to the last part? Does it take time to brick, and they have to distract them with something while they wait? I don't get that part.

Are you even allowed to show that much? Oh, well, I'll pretend it's lotion or sunblock.

I still don't understand Japan's obsession with drawing spludge.

@Alaron: That would be asking for a lawsuit. I am sure somewhere, this would be an illegal practice.

@bobtheduck: going out in a "blaze of glory", in a way..

Beware? Dude you just gave me a reason to go download it!