
In a recent Zero Punctuation review, Yahtzee couldn’t declare which blockbuster game “about super-powered assholes” was better, but would give the honour to the studio that best drew the rival game’s protagonist in drag.
Astoundingly and to their everlasting credit, both Radical and Sucker Punch participated. First up, Radical sent in two submissions, but that monstrosity takes the cake – Cole McGrath with Vegas showgirl peacock tail, a Marilyn Monroe birthmark and … oh God are his pubes showing? NEXT.

Here’s your winner: Alex Mercer, who shapeshifted up some heaving bosoms thanks to Sucker Punch, in a tableau that “could be the cover of a romance novel.” Per Yahtzee’s award citation:
It’s a close call, but I’m going to declare Sucker Punch the winner by one lovingly-rendered pair of breasts. Also their unicorn is a much prouder, mightier steed, and Alex’s expression is delightfully coquettish. Therefore InFamous must be the better game. Buy InFamous. Prototype’s still good, though. Buy it as well.
Yahtzee’s Prototype vs. Infamous Challenge [The Escapist via Joystiq]
















Matfei
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 11:35 AMThat is extremely disturbing.
Darius Schnaare
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 1:52 PMyet…. strangely arousing…
Edward Stapleton
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 9:35 PMahht he internet, wins everytime
Calvin Bui
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 12:03 PMi can’t believe they actually did it….
SCU
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 12:33 PMGod i love yahtzee
Paul P
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 12:58 PMI love videogames.
DoHi
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 3:14 PMIs that Ellen DeGeneres on coles left thigh?
Mr Solis
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 10:09 PMyou know what… i think you’re right, kinda creepy.
Rod
Sunday, July 5, 2009 at 5:10 PMMuch respect to both sides for getting involved.
Tonez
Monday, July 6, 2009 at 11:16 AMAlex was the winner so how did Sucker Punch win? I’m confused.
Justin Heard
Monday, July 6, 2009 at 2:21 PMThey did each others protagonist (although alex nercer is more of an antagonist lol)
I agree tho inFamous wins in my books, but prototype is still fun in bursts
Shawn
Monday, July 6, 2009 at 2:31 PMi think im blind
Mr Waffle
Monday, July 6, 2009 at 5:01 PMThank the maker that game studios that aren’t run by ‘the suits’ still exist to give us this sort of entertainment.