Since I just got promoted, I can finally reveal that I lack any experience with one rather common game. I haven’t played a minute of Warcraft – except for the original RTS. On a Mac.
Fortunately, Cracked is here to explain the Warcraft phenomenon in the context of something I can understand – Super Mario Bros. of which I have played shitloads. This 1,500 word slandering of MMOs in general, Warcraft and its players in specific, is full of revelations like: “Getting a WoW group to do anything together is harder than getting a bag of chickens its SCUBA certification,” and “WoW is like Girls Gone Wild without the tits: idiots and douches taking turns doing anything to get noticed, and no one knows what a condom looks like.”
I thought about this for the Reader earlier today, except it is anything but erudite. Console gamers, go have a good 15 minutes of schadenfreude. MMO fans, commisserate here.
Understanding World of Warcraft Using Super Mario Brothers [Cracked, thanks Gabe]
jimmy
July 19, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Seanbaby!
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July 19, 2009 at 4:44 PM
lulz troglodytes
well it’s mostly true, forgot to mention about the ones that ignore you then go off to throw pebbles at the ogre
Report PermalinkBlah2
July 19, 2009 at 10:14 PM
You think everyones a 13 year old, but then they turn out to be 25 year old americans.
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