Moto-Neural Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out

@Showmeyomoves!:
Exploding barrels! The preferred cover method of champions!

Masonvrocks

LOL, the ending was hilarious. I just thought the video was mildly entertaining up until that point. It's like everything was just a setup for that visual punchline.

brilliant!

@Masonvrocks: Me too. I know it's not safe, but it's like a higher, perhaps artificial, intelligence compells me.

Showmeyomoves!

Good. Good.

MR_COATES

@jeezy103: he's got FPS disease

robotsneedhugs2

@Showmeyomoves!:
Thats always where I hide for cover.

Masonvrocks

If anyone thinks this is bad to laugh at, just watch this.

@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under):
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ZaxCG2

That Street Fighter Stroke was awesome!!
It should be a new move, feign death.

Hey, is that the Numa Numa kid?

One of the reason why I never liked FPS is this same reason. The gun motion doesn't bother me as much, but the jumping and the speed of the movement just doesn't look right. All this time and they still can not simulate a more natural movement

Thai Tea

Nope, not funny at all.

@Masonvrocks: Or hide behind some explosive barrels.

Showmeyomoves!

@Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: Werd, that was the best part.

Rajolae

I thought agoraphobia was Duke Nukem's disease.

You know, not being out and all.

;_: i can't laugh. my knowledge of human physiology has sucked the fun out of this because a NEURal demyelination probably wouldn't do that - it would take constant brain output to keep that arm stiff which can't give the signal because there's no myelin on those neurons....

idk, I'd figured that neural would be an easier word to spell than demyelination.

but wtf do I know...

paintstevegreen

@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): My God! It has no nose!

Alienation

@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under):

thanks. i needed a good purge of the pizza I ate earlier.

Yay... I'm gonna get banned for this one:

The beard guy? the one with the ''donkey kong desease''? (lol)

He looks like he's jerking off godzilla...

@ThisCharmingMan:

Same here. Usually this kind of thing just makes me sigh.

The bit where he makes a full-body jump to get up the curb was great.

He forgot to do some bunny hoping. Thats like one of the FPS tenets!

I hope for his friends' and famly's sake he has turned off friendly fire.

jjpember

Saw this a little over a week ago I think, it's okay, but getting old.

I like how underwhelming the reactions are when that guy near the end dies.

Put the man in a box for ten years. Then throw him away.

Hey_Blinkon

Hysterical. Classless, but absolutely hysterical.

Hey_Blinkon

@mass9: I think they could've taken the "not being able to hop over random small objects" joke a little further. Then I realised it was all pretty much just a set up for that one street fighter gag and I nearly pissed myself, so it's all good

FunkyMunxy

That actually made me chuckle.

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan: It's hard to do a stroke joke, but they definitely got it.

@Grahamunculus: I wonder if he just has to run over stuff to pick them up.

lgndk11r

@Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: I wonder if an Asian woman had the Faith equivalent of this disease, will part of it's manifestation be people trying to encourage here to undergo plastic surgery to look like this...

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan: So wrong, yet so funny.

lgndk11r

I wonder if he has a magic bag of holding too for all of his ammo and orange juice.

Video - awesome.

Spelling - not so good. "Nueral"??

ymm

@Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: Circle strafe!

@lgndk11r: Fortunately, they fight like a cow.

@All the ladies love Mister Jack!: Did they challenge you to Insult Swordfighting too? The bastards!

lgndk11r

he can't hop the curb.
priceless.

That mall security guard was not at ALL sympathetic when I explained to him that I have MIS, or Monkey Island Syndrome, and must pick up and carry every insignificant item I find in case I need it to solve a puzzle later. And that store clerk was very rude to me. I intend to talk to his supervisor about it, although hopefully I'll know which dialogue tree to follow.

@ZaxCG2: Think about being at a bar then...tits and ass would light the place up. HAHAHA

@BxB402:
I don't think you understand...
There are no option menus with diseases... you'd have to live with every door you go into being blood red.

COME ON. TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. D:

ZaxCG2

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan:

Yeah I felt liked an asshole when I laughed during that scene.

@BxB402:

The problem is, unlike Faith, you don't have those running and jumping skills.

You'd see an important route over an iron rod fence and end up impaled.

@ZaxCG2: That could come in very handy. Fuck GPS....i wanna see important routs highlighted in my vision.

The ability to turn it off would be handy too.

this is so wrong..... I loled

rich8606

I'd hate to see the Mirror's Edge mutation of this disease... Hrggg brrrrrf bluuurgh.
Then again, having key items in the real world turn red may serve some kind of purpose.

ZaxCG2

@Jellopnik:
"Eeuuuhh
Eeuuuhh
Eeuuuhh"
HYPERCOMBO FINISH!

Heart Attack
Win

ZaxCG2

@Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku:
Haha, she just tries to duck and we've, if she knew anything about FPS games she would JUMP UP AND DOWN!

Masonvrocks

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan: Guilty pleasure

When he pulls the gun on his wife/girlfriend, I just about peed myself.

He looks like Alan Cummings....except just a tiny bit less gay.

@Michael Dukakis - Mets fan: Stroke*

9mm handgun....wtf!!???

Loved how he pulls up a handgun out of nowhere.
<3

I think my grandfather has that.

ctorrans

I liked the scene with the orange juice the best.

santasassassin

Awesome!

Makes me think on just how irregulararly the characters walk in almost all FPS games or how they all walk the same.

Hmm, looks like tonight is movie night...

Anyways, I loved the part where he pulled out hte 9mm on his wife... hilarious...

Some day I believe this will become a legitimate wildly recognized disease...

I laughed a little to hard at the seizure scene.

The street fighter references made me laugh.

Jellopnik